#he’s a fucking weird cat
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OH MY GOD SHUT UP U GUYS I AM THINKING ABOUT DVDS!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD. I LOVE DVDS. DISCS. HOLY SHIT U GUYS. HHHHHHHHHH.
GONNA BUY A PORTABLE DVD PLAYER AND THEN I’M GONNA WATCH BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN!!!!!!!!! I ALREADY HAVE BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN ON DVD BUT I HAVEN’T SEEN IT YET DUE TO NO DVD PLAYER.
AND THEN I’M GONNA FIND MY ROBOTS DVD AND I!!!! AM GOING!!!!!! TO WATCH!!!! ROBOTS!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S THE BEST MOVIE POSSIBLY EVER AND I REFUSE TO WATCH IT ONLINE. IT LIVES ON A DVD!!!
I CAN’T FIND MY ROBOTS DVD RN BUT OH BOY WHEN I DO!!!!! I WON’T BE ABLE TO WATCH IT BC I DON’T HAVE A DVD PLAYER YET. BUT ROBOTS!!!!! EXCITED FOR ROBOTS.
#and then i’m gonna watch my Addams Family dvd from my mum#and iRobot#and Chappie#and i’ll go on a hunt to find The Matrix so i can watch it all the time on my PORTABLE DVD PLAYER#“but u can just watch it on the internet”#okay???????????#where’s the fucking joy in that?????????????????#no whimsy?? no nostalgia??#no obsession with the technology of ur childhood that u never got to fully understand before it fell out of use??#that lived such a short life in the grand scheme of the endless development of technology????#this beautiful little blip in the history of technology and i get to use it to watch the best movie of all time. Robots (2002).#had to put this on pause for a sec to document my cat stepson giving me the most zooted look#mouth hangin open and everything#he’s a fucking weird cat#orange obviously#incredibly unhinged at all times#very very cute and sweet just the most good tempered cat you’ll ever meet#so so so fucking stupid#SO stupid#afraid of when u adjust ur legs when sitting on the couch to get more comfy#but not afraid of running into literally any and every solid surface he can#he once ran full tilt at my feet seemingly intending to phase right through them#no brace for impact no attack posture no hesitation at all it was like i wasn’t even there#and he was utterly shocked when i#a big lumbering giant#whacked him with my shin right in his skull so hard. like a soccer ball. just THUNK.#that’s a lie he was actually almost entirely unphased aside from looking at me like it was my fault#jesus christ#i’m gonna be so real with u man i forgot what i was doing#fuck me. no more yapping for tonight.
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yes the peacock miraculous obviously needs to be felix's and is extremely significant to him and there's so much poetry about the fact that he is the holder of the very miraculous that created him and him being the holder of it is deeply entrenched into the plot. HOWEVER.
sometimes i miss the cat!adrien vs dog!felix dynamic. because it was really fucking funny
#also like. if you listed out the personalities of adrien and felix to an unbiased third party#and asked them to assign one as dog and the other as cat#it would absolutely be dog!adrien and cat!felix. right? like it would.#adrien is like a little golden retriever who follows you around. felix knocks shit off your counters just to get a reaction out of you.#but no. cat!adrien dog!felix. like what the fuck is up with that. bring it back it was so weird#ladybug: aw darn :/ i gave the dog miraculous to the cat-coded guy by accident! i meant to give it to adrien. HE'S the dog guy#chat noir: excuse me?#also the fact they were fucking pet-coded?????? AND THEYRE SENTIMONSTERS??? FUCKED UP TBH. BRING IT BACK#buggachatter
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my coworker, who is turning 50, said the best thing to me today..... he was talking about how he remembers when lewis was the first driver to really be a "celebrity" and get in on the fashion trends, celeb girlfriends, met gala, etc etc. and i'm thinking he's gonna say something uncool abt the young drivers or something but then he goes "and i'm just so glad that this new generation of drivers are all..... really weird." and he is so right. they are so weird and it rocks
#he was specifically referencing max looking SO SO serious when confronted with a cat with no tail#and charles's series of unfortunate events like his ferrari running out of gas in the street#and lando being awkward on chicken shop date#they're so ours they're so great#charles leclerc#lando norris#max verstappen#formula one#f1#you also have george saying fucking yabbadabbadoo#like#george russell#we'll give him a tag#word up to valterri for paving the way for weird young people tbh#text
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Phineas keeps collecting fold creatures that haunt Jonas
#midst#midst spoilers#midst podcast#midst fanart#jonas spahr#phineas thatch#my doodles#this concept has been rotating in my brain ever since phineas was in awe of Bedrock looking like Sequester#like ohhhh yeah he would definitely be a fold weeb#he’s gonna hyperfixate#and Jonas will. eventually. become a dog guy. even if it’s a weird fucked up dog.#phineas got the cat for Jonas because Jonas is a cat person but it’s still haunting
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people will be like “lol yeah eddie’s totally a freak” and then make him act completely normal and not at all freakish. hello? if you’re gonna call him a freak you’d better commit to it. make him do something odd and unsettling. give him a mannerism that is strange and perhaps even unpleasant to observe. do it you coward
#examples:#eddie bites people for no reason with no warning. just CHOMP. beware his teeth#eddie talks to himself in public. like just straight up conversations with himself. he is both sides of the conversation#eddie collects weird shit. like used cigarette butts he finds on the ground. idk just something kinda gross and fucked up#the stray cats of hawkins follow him around like the pied piper and no one knows why. not even him#either make him a real freak or stop calling him one. the choice is yours to make#he is so fun to make up freak things for#eddie#anya.txt
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pain
#this scene#it's the bullet to my heart#my getting shot in the shoulder and falling into the insides of my planet if you will#why is b127 piss yellow#yeah this scene destroyed me#actually US it destroyed us the oplita community is in shambles at this scene#SHE WENT. AFTER HIM. WHAT THE FUCK.#sometimes I think what would happen if b didn't stop her and then I remember the amazing Jade at @jadeandroses wrote an absolutely gorgeous#and heart breaking fic about it that I will threaten you to read “the only way to bring me down” NOW GO READ IT NOW 🗣🤬🤬🗣🗣#HOW DARE SHE GO AFTER HIM LIKE ELITA WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT ARE YOU INSANE WHAT THE HELL#LIKE GIRL DO YOU KNOW YOU'D DIE? RIGHT?? girl... WHY elita wtf do you WANT to break my heart into a million pieces#and make me spend hours analysing 5 seconds of a movie scene because if so mission accomplished#I have to point it out again BUT CAT!!! THE FIRST PICTURE!!! CATLITA!!!!!!!#elita one#elita 1#transformers#transformers one#tf one#tf one elita#orion pax#tf one orion pax#B 127#bumblebee#tf one b 127#tf one bumblebee#also the guy behind do you think he was like#“oh FUCK oh shit is she going after oh well okay sucks for her.man today is a weird day for the high guard”
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FUCK SORRY IM LATE ITS STILL TUESDAY THO HAVE SOME AFTER WORK TGIRL TITTY TUMMY
featuring my roommates cat, who sat on the sink the entire time, staring at me and meowing softly
@virtualgirladvance @foxgirlinfohazard @derania @godless-of-the-hunt @learningtogirl @xenasaur @catboybiologist @lilithtransrights @digitalsymbiote @hocuschlocus @foxgirlbytes if i missed any of my beloved mutuals
#tgirl tummy tuesday#hes so cute i love that little guy so much#on second thought idk if im gonna post this cause wow my face is weird as fuck to look at. i hate that put it back#1/10 pose 0/10 subject 11/10 cat 4/10 overall
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what I learned from season 2 of IWTV is that a distressingly large amount of people cannot tell the difference between a consensual BDSM dynamic and assault/abuse, nor do they know anything about how kink actually works
it’s not unhealthy for Armand to be submissive or delve into maître/slave kink dynamics. in fact it’s something people do to explore and get past their traumas all the time irl. additionally, he is like five times older and more powerful than Louis, he wasn’t being forced to do anything, nor could Louis ever actually force him. the kink was probably the healthiest aspect of their relationship, what fucked them over was a jumble of commitment issues, a lack of trust, and eventual murder - which is something that would cause problems in any relationship ever, no matter how vanilla.
the Point of the tragedy is that they were on the precipice of something happy, but Louis hesitated for too long and Armand couldn’t recognize when he was loved, and the kink had nothing to do with it, for fuck’s sake. Louis wasn’t abusive and it’s not bad or wrong for Armand to want to be a sub -
#IWTV#interview with the vampire#the vampire armand#louis de pointe du lac#it’s always so fucking infantilizing too?? the man is 500yo guys he can make his own decisions#oh noooo he couldn’t possibly know what he wants :(( he’s just reacting out of trauma it’s like brainwashing :(((#?????#no???#he just wants to relax for once fucking let him#he’s been in charge of his own survival AND other people for hundreds of years#being a coven leader seems to be a herding cats type of position tbh#let him rest#that’s what his submission is#loumand#like I don’t even really ship them but GODDAMN#they could have actually been alright together if the cards fell different#amc iwtv#amc interview with the vampire#iwtv season 2#if I see another post claiming that the only way for Armand to have a good life is to never be anyone’s sub again I’m gonna scream#also this weird framing of Louis as an abuser just kinda feels racist#I’m probably not the person to speak on that but there’s Something abt that demonization that just doesn’t sit right#like yeah he was a dick. but largely in his head?? he didn’t do or say anything to Armand out loud
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his ass is NOT getting up for his 8am lecture
#skyward sword#loz#loz fanart#sksw link#sksw zelda#sksw fi#ill always come back to link ill never be free of him#i kinda wanted zelda to study history too because shes really into the history of skyloft/legends/etc in game#but maybe that can be a hobby maybe shes more into folktales and mythology than history#i also considered some type of math/stem for fi but idk history/linguistics fits her designed purpose of being a sortof messenger more#i think shes real good with numbers tho maybe she does math tutoring on the side#why are campus stairs always so fucking long theyre such a weird length you gotta fucking lunge every step#and doing that w a giant ass backpack and an artbag and a fucking can of gesso#in the summer. torture i think they were just trying to weed us out#you think art students have any core strength#thats why links so ripped he has to haul all that shit around all day#he definitely lives in a co ed dorm w zelda and they have the most fucked up evil (remlit) dorm cat#groose is there too i just dont have him pinned down sorry buddy#kiddokori
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#genuinely who was the scientist who thought making this thing was a good idea#he will LITERALLY stomp you with his hooves#like. he's “grandma theres a weird fucking cat outside its scaring lucy” core to me#poppy playtime#poppy playtime spoilers#poppy playtime ch3#poppy playtime chapter 3#catnap#smiling critters#catnap poppy playtime#body horror tw#scopophobia tw
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MAGE is evil ive decided. you can't be related to unpleasant and be completely pleasant its just not possible. all paws have deformities merging the middle digits (causing a unified, heart-shaped middle toe/finger). drawn cloak/hatless on the right!
he's more intentionally malicious than unpleasant, but wouldn't be annoying for the sake of it like they would. He'll stay polite and relaxed for the most part, but it's mostly to uphold reputation and income
#stupid fucking magic cat#why is unpleasant. who i draw as a humanoid. related to a cat you might ask?#because i said so#they're gradients and skyboxes leave me alone#labyposting#labyart#my art#regretevator#regretevator roblox#roblox regretevator#regretevator fanart#regretevator art#roblox#roblox art#roblox fanart#fanart#regretevator oc#eye contact#hes got some weird looking eyes idk#oc art#original character
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fascinating to me how Rooster and Hangman use emotions and their relationships as a weapon
yeah, yeah defense mechanism and all that but like—
Hangman is emotionally intelligent and highly perceptive of people which he uses to his advantage and weaponizes it
Rooster is emotionally compromised (and constipated) but is also perceptive enough to weaponize what he observes
#Hangman noticing Rooster’s hesitation during training? uses it to pick him apart and goad him into arguments#Rooster noticing Hangman’s conceited attitude and willingness to leave others in the dust? weaponizes that#(it does (or doesn’t) help that Hangman’s attitude reminds him of Mav when he throws back a verbal punch)#Hangman noticing some weird fucking tension between Rooster and Maverick & connects the family tree dots? fuck yeah weaponize it#Rooster noticing how Hangman does not mention is air-kill or the details? weaponize it!!#they truly bring out the worst in each other#but also#are WAY too fixated on each other#like Hangman was ready for a cat fight with Rooster and then there goes his rival picking fights with their boss lmao#he felt left out guys 🥺#top gun maverick#tgm#hangster
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rescuing their baby (ignore how weird their proportions n shit are my reference photo was so dark i couldn't really make out wtf they looked like 😔)
#first time attempting eggman and he looks like a freak#can't tell who's harder. him sonic or shadow#fuck you and your weird ass quills shadow i hate you#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#sth#miles tails prower#sonic au#tails the fox#shadow the hedgehog#dr eggman#knuckles the echidna#blaze the cat#silver the hedgehog#espio the chameleon#uncle chuck#red dead 2 au#cee.doodles
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Taffy: Alright. I did it. I finally got rid of my feelings for ponytail girl….
The Coco Feelings™:
YOU DONT KNOW HOW SPOT ON THAT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! especially early Coco Feelings development, there are periods of time where he doesnt bump into her for a while and hes like 'okay...im okay now. I think it went away'
and then as soon as he sees her again his heart starts doing backflips and in his head hes like 'NO!!! FUCK!!!! I THOUGHT I WAS FREE!!!!'
#taffy having never felt anything other than rage and fear feeling something warm and fluttery#taffy: am i dying?? is the curse getting stronger??#taffy: its that damn cat witch she put some weird spell on me#wastes half his qoms at the merchants storefront trying a bunch of different remedies#fucking love the Bad Guy Falls for Protagonists Best Friend trope we have going on here#also love the ponytail girl nickname#i think it would be very on brand if he spent..???...3 days?? with her while he kidnapped her and never asked what her name was
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oh chriminy I’m cooking things , I’ll be real I just see murder boys everywhere but Idk what they’re about, or nightmare. Or error,. But uhm his colors I like..them.. and nightmare is big spooky octo thing, I uh, I’m lost in some kind of thinking sauce
#What if nightmare big#and error scrunkly#he looks like some weird fucked up lost cat#I don’t know what’s wrong with him but oh my god#Also anyone is allowed to inform me I know legit smkmcJDKD NOTHING ABOUT ANY OF EM#I thought snaps was an oc tbh I didn’t know he was a sans au too..#killer?#and the hoodie one is dust right#anyway smoki rambles#I’m thinking they’d be an anti power puff girl bullshit against the bone gang causw they seem to look antagonistic#but I dk if I should without context on what murder trio does JDKDKDM#art#my art#undertale fanart#undertale aus#idk what to tag this really..
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hhhhidea...,,,, CUTE idea (kinda?) dust reading to phantom papyrus during night to lull him to sleep,,,, but really its just a way for him to pretend that everythings not really that shit (as if phantom paps isn't just dust's denial incarnate) and to help him NOT wake up because of a nightmare again or something
(and just because i can't resist now im imagining this with mtt. not that dust stopped reading to paps in place of killer and horror (because he wouldnt he simply wouldn't) but now the two join them for storytime. horror knocks out pretty damn fast and eventually dust falls asleep too after he makes sure that paps is satisfied with the amount he read and then killer's just left to sit there. maybe he tries to fall asleep maybe he doesn't,,,, maybe he picks up the book and continues reading but EITHERWAY,,,,,, this scene in my head so 💥💥💥😇😇😇)
#sweet soft mtt taking OVER triglycercule's brain has been invaded with them.........#horror probably sleeps like a rock man. dust is a very very very light sleeper. killer doesn't sleep at all and when he does#its just like that half asleep state. better than nothing tho....... those weeks of not sleeping probably leads to the most delicious naps#now in an ideal world killer learns to get a proper sleep schedule even if he can't feel his exhaustion#however in MY mtt dominated world killer doesn't fix his sleep habits and instead just takes a shitton of naps everywhere#they killerfied the house (made everything softer to sleep on) and killer always has 2 walking pillows to sleep on#sure he might not get 8 hours of sleep like during night. but he got that over the day so its ok TRUSY#this surely wont have any bad side effects but whatever its the mtt since when do they care about PROPER habits. if it works it works#ik i aaaaalways say hrkl wouldn't like phantom paps and find it weird but also now im considering#like. them being jealous of dust for always having kinda papyrus with him#like damn..... horror fucked up his brother permanently. he will never get the old paps back#and killer doesnt want to see his papyrus again because then he thinks hell just ruin everything again#but dust gets to talk and laugh and joke with his paps all the time!!! he got it better than them and thats just cus he hallucinates!!!! wt#i mean phantom paps isnt a 1:1 version of papyrus but hes close enough in my eyes#another idea....... horror (and maybe killer if he warms up to it) hanging out with dust JUST to talk to phantom paps#dust could easily just lie about what phantom paps says (although unless he had a reason he wouldnt risk upsetting paps like that methinks)#but theres something there. something something toxic mttpoly dynamic or whatever idc man. im in the mood for FLUFF!!!!!!!!!!#i think it would be funny if phantom paps says dusts deepest thoughts about hrkl. and then if he wants to say it dust has to filter it a LO#they could be sitting near killer and phantom paps would provide a detailed description of why killer has the mannerisms of a cat#and then dust would (hesitantly) agree to everything paps said (he was thinking it too) but when killer looks back at him#(he's been staring at killer for the past 10 minutes to see if what paps said was right) dust just says like. you remind me of a cat#OR BETTER YET he doesn't wanna admit that he thought of that so he just says paps says you remind him of a cat#insert horror version of this moment here. and killer quickly realizes that dust's just using papyrus as an excuse for why he says stuff#like that sometimes. horror just thinks dust's a weirdo freak (but unlike killer he takes the little observations to heart. loser)#killer sans#horror sans#dust sans#murder time trio#utmv#tricule hc
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