emocatkeith

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i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.

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I had a dream that I witnessed something so funny that I needed to draw a comic about it, but nobody in the dream wanted to have a look at the comic or read it. I don't remember anything else about the dream but I needed to draw the comic and show y'all what it was.

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One of us.

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can you take my white ass to funkytown

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apparently one time my bf showed me a picture of some shrimp dish and i reacted with disgust and said “i would never eat that. i only eat strong animals.” i genuinely have no memory of saying that but now anytime we eat any meat we must first confirm if it comes from a weak animal or a strong animal

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one time a ranger 1 (so not law enforcement) at the state park where i worked was getting rid of a bunch of clothes so he put them all in garbage bags and dropped them off at the bunkhouse where all the seasonal employees lived and he said we could go through them before he donated them and we all took a tshirt or two and then a month later we were throwing a party and I was like "we should all wear his clothes to the party" and he came in and it took him like an hour and five drinks to suddenly be like "wait a minute.................."

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Man, google search sucks now.

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bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

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random pics from my phone storage. can't believe i have to delete them 😔

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Reblog daily for health and prosperity

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fear me