#incorrect yj quotes

[nerd-at-sea5]

[lithiumseven]

Kon: You’d be shocked how often my reason for doing something is “cause itd be funny”

Tim: I have seen your life, that does not surprise me at all

[vivalafxxku]

Dick: Do you ever just see something that changes your life? Wally: I saw you. Dick: That is so sweet and nice and totally makes me feel bad about showing you this picture of Damian dressed as a pumpkin.

[yjcorefourenjoyer]

Jason: *sees Tim come into the kitchen with a different coffee cup then he left with*

Jason: “dude, how many do you have?”

Tim: “huh?”

Jason: “coffee cups. every time I see you, you have a different one I’ve seen like 14 just today.”

Tim: “well actually I’ve had 23”

Jason: “why do you have so many!? Are you Losing them!? Do they just break or something!?”

*Tim who has been purposely breaking his favorite cups when he feels angry to show himself that when he’s mad things he love disappears*

“Uh……..”

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Kon: Fuck the cops.

Wally: Done.

Kon: What.

Wally: What.

[impulseowlll]

New headcanon: Everyone forgets that Bart's grandfather on his mom's side is the Earthgov president. So, anytime Bart mentions that his grandfather legalized something they're just like "Barry Allen legalized that?"

Bart: My grandfather legalized embezzlement in the 30th century.

Kon: Barry Allen legalized embezzlement?!

[ravenpureforever]

Red Tornado: You are all insane and I want to study you under a microscope so I’m your babysitter now

Robin:

Impulse:

Superboy: Hey what the fuck

[hauntedbythenarrative]

Yellowjackets + tumblr textposts

[nicomoon69]

Kon: nonono

Tim: hey Kon

Kon: *punches Tim* phew

Tim: ouch- WHAT THE FUCK

Kon: you’re one of my very best friends and I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this

Kon: you’re too young, you’re too beautiful

Tim: what the fuck are you talking about

Kon: I’m talking about the baby that’s growing inside of your belly right now

Bart: see ya *leaves*

Tim: I’M NOT PREGNANT

Kon: well, after that punch you’re not

Kon: heh I’ve been taking muay thai classes

Tim: I was never pregnant kon.

Kon: uh- I- are you sure?

Tim: yes I’m fucking sure

Cassie: I’m sorry but why THE FUCK is everybody yelling over here

Kon: oh I found this positive pregnancy test and-

Cassie: good *punches Tim*

Tim: OH MOTHERFUCKER

[nerd-at-sea5]

[lithiumseven]

Kon: Should I drive the supercycle off Lex’s roof into the pool to clean it? That seems cooler than a car wash

Cassie: There’s no reason not to

Tim: There are many

[lesbianjackies]

7/?

[ynbabe]

Hii

Can you please do young justice incorrect quotes about a reader they really shy but sassy and they a torn invisible.

Thx

Hiii ofc! I'm loving the young justice requests they're all my emotional support scrunklys

Also readers' definitely more sassy than shy but hey we love em anyways

Y/n, turning visible in the kitchen after watching Jaime throw a PB&J at Impulse: You need to stop.

Scarab, talking for Jaime: or what? You're gonna try to make us feel like a disappointment? Bad for you that we’re not in need of your approval.

Impulse: Yeah the fuck you are!

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Y/N, judging: how does it feel to be the smartest of the group considering that the Impulse is obviously in love with Tim?

Jaime, in love with Y/N: shut up.

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Impulse, trying prank Y/n: so who is he?

Y/N, trying to piss everyone off: his work wife.

Jaime, in front of Nightwing: you're not my work wife. You are a man-

Y/N: Husband then.

Jaime 'Why can't my shy boyfriend be shy around goddamn Nightwing' Reyes: you're not my husband either.

Y/N, fake gasping: so this is just an affair for you?

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Y/N @ Jaime, not knowing the poor boy has a crush on him: I mean ... You piss Tim off so much that one day I'll have to marry you just to make him angry.

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Y/N, getting stuck at Party without Impulse, Jaime or Tim: they always said that my personality would take me in bad place in life.

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Impulse, about Jaime, when they first met: why don't you like him? I mean, he is as snarky as you.

Y/n, stuttering: are you kidding? I don't not like him!.

Impulse: you may want to stop turning invisible every time he enters the room then.

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Tim, team leader, doing his team leadering, fighting off a breakdown, as usual: Y/N you're gonna talk to them.

Y/n, feeling shy and turning invisible: why me? Why not Impulse or Beetle?

Tim: Because usually, Beetle blows something when talking doesn't work.

Y/n, about to cry, sighing: true.

Tim: and people want to drown Impulse when he talks.

Y/N, feeling sassy again and turning visible: also true.

[comicchats]

Cassie: Problem, I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked.

Cissie: Solution, just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There's at least a 50% chance that'll fix it, right?

Tim: Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time.

Kon: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy!

Anita: ...put it away.

[impulseowlll]

*Young Justice still delivering gifts into Christmas morning*

Kon: Ughhhh! I'm so tired! Tim How much longer? Tim: Two months, three weeks, and four days to go, Kon.

Greta: Why does it always take so long?

Kon half joking: Because Bart refuses to put on the antlers and play the role of a reindeer.

Bart: How about you put on antlers and play a reindeer!

Cissie: Can both of you please shut up? You two have been having that same argument for years.

Cassie: Yeah. We're all tired, but this has to get done.

Bart: You know, if that meteor hadn't hit Santa we wouldn't be in this mess. I blame Kon.

Kon: How is it my fault?!

Bart: I'm still trying to figure that out but it's your fault.

Tim: If you two don't shut up, I'm going to throw you into the ocean below!

Cissie: Want help with that?

Greta: Can we ever just go one Christmas without someone being thrown in the ocean?