#incorrect yj

[lithiumseven]

Kon: You’d be shocked how often my reason for doing something is “cause itd be funny”

Tim: I have seen your life, that does not surprise me at all

[everwalldigan]

Kon: ha, nice try but that only applies to quantum physics, plus it says that you can’t know the EXACT location, but you can still have an estimate. You’re still in gotham, aren’t you?

Tim: how the fuck did you know what

Kon: did you honestly think luthor would let me walk around without basic physics knowledge? You hurt me, Rob

Kon: Tim, you were supposed to be at the restaurant like fifteen minutes ago, where are you?

Tim: On my way at *checks speedometer* 143 mph

Kon: Okay but where ARE you.

Tim: I'm sorry but heisenberg's uncertainty principle states that you cannot know both my speed and my location at the same time

[vivalafxxku]

Dick: Do you ever just see something that changes your life? Wally: I saw you. Dick: That is so sweet and nice and totally makes me feel bad about showing you this picture of Damian dressed as a pumpkin.

[yjcorefourenjoyer]

*Robin stopping yj right inside of Gotham’s borders and not letting them into the rest of the city*

Cassie: “wait why can’t we go into gotham anymore!?”

Robin: “i- eh.. the meta rule!”

Bart: “we’ve been in gotham before, and you were the one to sneak us in! That is not a good excuse”

Anita: “yeahhh what’s the real reason?”

Robin: “well um. You guys have seen my face…”

Kon: “so what Rob? It’s not like the second we go into the city we’re just gonna run into a giant billboard with your face and secret identity plastered on it!!!”

Robin glancing behind them:

Robin: “………..”

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Kon: Fuck the cops.

Wally: Done.

Kon: What.

Wally: What.

[tweetsofyj]

[impulseowlll]

New headcanon: Everyone forgets that Bart's grandfather on his mom's side is the Earthgov president. So, anytime Bart mentions that his grandfather legalized something they're just like "Barry Allen legalized that?"

Bart: My grandfather legalized embezzlement in the 30th century.

Kon: Barry Allen legalized embezzlement?!

[hauntedbythenarrative]

Yellowjackets + tumblr textposts

[ravenpureforever]

Red Tornado: You are all insane and I want to study you under a microscope so I’m your babysitter now

Robin:

Impulse:

Superboy: Hey what the fuck

[lithiumseven]

Kon: Should I drive the supercycle off Lex’s roof into the pool to clean it? That seems cooler than a car wash

Cassie: There’s no reason not to

Tim: There are many

[mamawasatesttube]

wish more ppl in the timkon tag understood the concept of "best friends to lovers" 😩 where's my "years' worth of stupid inside jokes referenced at the worst moments just to make each other giggle" nonsense. where's the bone-deep understanding and knowing of each other. the ease and relaxation in each other's presence. the "i know how your head works without you having to tell me" of it all. where's the "no one knows me better than you. how could it be anyone but you" of it all!!!

[yjcorefourenjoyer]

Jason: *sees Tim come into the kitchen with a different coffee cup then he left with*

Jason: “dude, how many do you have?”

Tim: “huh?”

Jason: “coffee cups. every time I see you, you have a different one I’ve seen like 14 just today.”

Tim: “well actually I’ve had 23”

Jason: “why do you have so many!? Are you Losing them!? Do they just break or something!?”

*Tim who has been purposely breaking his favorite cups when he feels angry to show himself that when he’s mad things he love disappears*

“Uh……..”

[lialcross]

Bart: what if i just poured some water into an envelope and send it to your house Bart: would you be hydrated Tim: No Tim: I will not be drinking your envelope water Bart: YOU DONT EVEN DRINK WATER Bart: also scottish tap water is really good Bart: so yummy Bart: you should try some Bart: because im mailing it to you Kon: Metropolis tap water tastes like chlorine Kon: Extra yummy and clean Kon: So many chemicals to purify Bart: dont worry kon ill mail you some too Kon: Thank you... Tim: Gotham tap water just tastes like what I expect lead to Bart: and what does lead taste like Tim: metallic kind of Tim: Almost rusty but not Tim: It's like green Tim: Not visually but Tim: Tastes like green Tim: A yellowish green, not olive but more saturated Cassie: Guys sleepover at my house Cassie: We'll drink tap water

[tweetsofyj]

[impulseowlll]

*Young Justice still delivering gifts into Christmas morning*

Kon: Ughhhh! I'm so tired! Tim How much longer? Tim: Two months, three weeks, and four days to go, Kon.

Greta: Why does it always take so long?

Kon half joking: Because Bart refuses to put on the antlers and play the role of a reindeer.

Bart: How about you put on antlers and play a reindeer!

Cissie: Can both of you please shut up? You two have been having that same argument for years.

Cassie: Yeah. We're all tired, but this has to get done.

Bart: You know, if that meteor hadn't hit Santa we wouldn't be in this mess. I blame Kon.

Kon: How is it my fault?!

Bart: I'm still trying to figure that out but it's your fault.

Tim: If you two don't shut up, I'm going to throw you into the ocean below!

Cissie: Want help with that?

Greta: Can we ever just go one Christmas without someone being thrown in the ocean?