#incorrect yj

[lithiumseven]

Kon: You’d be shocked how often my reason for doing something is “cause itd be funny”

Tim: I have seen your life, that does not surprise me at all

[vivalafxxku]

Dick: Do you ever just see something that changes your life? Wally: I saw you. Dick: That is so sweet and nice and totally makes me feel bad about showing you this picture of Damian dressed as a pumpkin.

[yjcorefourenjoyer]

Jason: *sees Tim come into the kitchen with a different coffee cup then he left with*

Jason: “dude, how many do you have?”

Tim: “huh?”

Jason: “coffee cups. every time I see you, you have a different one I’ve seen like 14 just today.”

Tim: “well actually I’ve had 23”

Jason: “why do you have so many!? Are you Losing them!? Do they just break or something!?”

*Tim who has been purposely breaking his favorite cups when he feels angry to show himself that when he’s mad things he love disappears*

“Uh……..”

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Kon: Fuck the cops.

Wally: Done.

Kon: What.

Wally: What.

[tweetsofyj]

[impulseowlll]

New headcanon: Everyone forgets that Bart's grandfather on his mom's side is the Earthgov president. So, anytime Bart mentions that his grandfather legalized something they're just like "Barry Allen legalized that?"

Bart: My grandfather legalized embezzlement in the 30th century.

Kon: Barry Allen legalized embezzlement?!

[ravenpureforever]

Red Tornado: You are all insane and I want to study you under a microscope so I’m your babysitter now

Robin:

Impulse:

Superboy: Hey what the fuck

[hauntedbythenarrative]

Yellowjackets + tumblr textposts

[mamawasatesttube]

wish more ppl in the timkon tag understood the concept of "best friends to lovers" 😩 where's my "years' worth of stupid inside jokes referenced at the worst moments just to make each other giggle" nonsense. where's the bone-deep understanding and knowing of each other. the ease and relaxation in each other's presence. the "i know how your head works without you having to tell me" of it all. where's the "no one knows me better than you. how could it be anyone but you" of it all!!!

[lithiumseven]

Kon: Should I drive the supercycle off Lex’s roof into the pool to clean it? That seems cooler than a car wash

Cassie: There’s no reason not to

Tim: There are many

[nicomoon69]

Kon: nonono

Tim: hey Kon

Kon: *punches Tim* phew

Tim: ouch- WHAT THE FUCK

Kon: you’re one of my very best friends and I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this

Kon: you’re too young, you’re too beautiful

Tim: what the fuck are you talking about

Kon: I’m talking about the baby that’s growing inside of your belly right now

Bart: see ya *leaves*

Tim: I’M NOT PREGNANT

Kon: well, after that punch you’re not

Kon: heh I’ve been taking muay thai classes

Tim: I was never pregnant kon.

Kon: uh- I- are you sure?

Tim: yes I’m fucking sure

Cassie: I’m sorry but why THE FUCK is everybody yelling over here

Kon: oh I found this positive pregnancy test and-

Cassie: good *punches Tim*

Tim: OH MOTHERFUCKER

[lesbianjackies]

7/?

[ynbabe]

Hii

Can you please do young justice incorrect quotes about a reader they really shy but sassy and they a torn invisible.

Thx

Hiii ofc! I'm loving the young justice requests they're all my emotional support scrunklys

Also readers' definitely more sassy than shy but hey we love em anyways

Y/n, turning visible in the kitchen after watching Jaime throw a PB&J at Impulse: You need to stop.

Scarab, talking for Jaime: or what? You're gonna try to make us feel like a disappointment? Bad for you that we’re not in need of your approval.

Impulse: Yeah the fuck you are!

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Y/N, judging: how does it feel to be the smartest of the group considering that the Impulse is obviously in love with Tim?

Jaime, in love with Y/N: shut up.

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Impulse, trying prank Y/n: so who is he?

Y/N, trying to piss everyone off: his work wife.

Jaime, in front of Nightwing: you're not my work wife. You are a man-

Y/N: Husband then.

Jaime 'Why can't my shy boyfriend be shy around goddamn Nightwing' Reyes: you're not my husband either.

Y/N, fake gasping: so this is just an affair for you?

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Y/N @ Jaime, not knowing the poor boy has a crush on him: I mean ... You piss Tim off so much that one day I'll have to marry you just to make him angry.

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Y/N, getting stuck at Party without Impulse, Jaime or Tim: they always said that my personality would take me in bad place in life.

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Impulse, about Jaime, when they first met: why don't you like him? I mean, he is as snarky as you.

Y/n, stuttering: are you kidding? I don't not like him!.

Impulse: you may want to stop turning invisible every time he enters the room then.

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Tim, team leader, doing his team leadering, fighting off a breakdown, as usual: Y/N you're gonna talk to them.

Y/n, feeling shy and turning invisible: why me? Why not Impulse or Beetle?

Tim: Because usually, Beetle blows something when talking doesn't work.

Y/n, about to cry, sighing: true.

Tim: and people want to drown Impulse when he talks.

Y/N, feeling sassy again and turning visible: also true.

[tweetsofyj]

[impulseowlll]

*Young Justice still delivering gifts into Christmas morning*

Kon: Ughhhh! I'm so tired! Tim How much longer? Tim: Two months, three weeks, and four days to go, Kon.

Greta: Why does it always take so long?

Kon half joking: Because Bart refuses to put on the antlers and play the role of a reindeer.

Bart: How about you put on antlers and play a reindeer!

Cissie: Can both of you please shut up? You two have been having that same argument for years.

Cassie: Yeah. We're all tired, but this has to get done.

Bart: You know, if that meteor hadn't hit Santa we wouldn't be in this mess. I blame Kon.

Kon: How is it my fault?!

Bart: I'm still trying to figure that out but it's your fault.

Tim: If you two don't shut up, I'm going to throw you into the ocean below!

Cissie: Want help with that?

Greta: Can we ever just go one Christmas without someone being thrown in the ocean?