#incorrect wundersmith quotes

[sleeeping-fiish]

Morrigan: So what was it like to learn under the other Wundersmiths?

Ezra: Once, I asked Decima for a glass of water while she was mad at me, and she brought me a glass of ice and said ‘wait’

[wunsoc-never-said]

Jupiter: When Mog is mad at me I pack all my stuff in a little bag on a stick and walk away really slowly until she forgives me

[existingkindasucks]

NEVERMOOR INCORRECT QUOTE:

Ezra Squall: Guilty means to be ashamed

Ezra Squall: I am not ashamed, therefore I am not guilty

Morrigan: YOU JUST MURDERED SOMEONE!!!

[just-a-twinge-of-cosmic-angst]

[ID: four panel meme of gru from despicable me giving a presentation. the original presentation has been edited. now it says "fall in love with the nevermoor books" "pre-order Silverborn, and get excited for release in 2022!" "Silverborn release gets delayed two years" "Silverborn release gets delayed two years" in the last panel, gru looks downcast. End ID]

(ID from @nevermoor-described )

[winwin17]

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"It's the garlic bread dance!"

[moonyjumpers]

Corvus: I am at a loss for words!

Morrigan, voice over: Despite being lost for words, my father (named corvus crow that literally is like saying crow crow) yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.

[literallymahir]

“oh what are your hobbies”

“i like making fictional languages”

“omg you’re literally like, the modern day tolkein lol i love lord of the rings”

I CANNOT KEEP HAVING THE SAME CONVERSATION

[nevermoorcentral]

Morrigan, talking about The Last Of Us: This game looks so cool. I wish the apocalypse happened.

[thisblogdoesnotexisg]

sassier morrigan? (alternatively cadence and morrigan switched places)

“Is that your steed?” Noelle pointed to the pig. ��How nice, you have matching faces.” Morrigan looked from the horse beside Noelle to her and back pointedly, a laugh escaping her. “Oh?”

(the chase trial in the first book and i don’t think i got noelle’s line right)

when onstald grabbed the book off the shelf and nearly fell over, the catch: morrigan didn’t help him

The aged turtle-wun toppled over with a creaking of bones and a cloud of dust. Morrigan looked at him from where her head rested in her hands. “Yikes.”

when onstald kept her from going home until she finished writing the 3,000 word essay

“First you tell me I’m a monster and should be dead and forgotten, and now you are holding me hostage. I believe the former is classified as a death threat and/or harassment, and the latter speaks for itself, can I go home now?”

when baz tried to get her deported

“And you broke the rules multiple times by helping your candidate cheat in the chase trial and god knows how else, but we aren’t tattling now, are we?”

when anah pressed herself against the wall of the station to get away from morrigan

“I am NOT a disease and you of all people should recognize that. You can cut open someone’s abdomen but don’t realise the nasty wundersmith knows hardly anything to hurt anyone.”

i could go on but yk brain go death

[christineenjoysbooks]

Morrigan: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Cadence: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

[thisblogdoesnotexisg]

yes it does jack shut up

Mog, learning how to drive: what if I press the brake and the gas at the same time?

Jupiter, the teacher: it takes a screenshot :D

Jack, in the backseat: No it doesn’t! NO IT DOESN’T!

[sleeeping-fiish]

Ezra: Hey guys guess what I got?

Mildmay: A date?

Maud: A real job?

Morrigan: A friend your own age?

Ezra: No!

[wunsoc-never-said]

Morrigan: I’ve never seen snow can someone describe it to me

Hawthorne: Smells like water

Morrigan: It’s like I’m there

[existingkindasucks]

RANDOM NEVERMOOR QUOTE:

Ezra Squall, to Morrigan: Nevermoor abandoned me.

Ezra Squall: and betrayed me

Ezra Squall: and exiled me for over a hundred years

Ezra Squall: do you know what I call that?

Morrigan:

Morrigan:

Morrigan: what?

Ezra Squall: True love

Morrigan: *slams head on desk*

(@incorrectnevermoor)

[the-hotel-deucalion]

Thaddea: swear words are illegal now. if you say one you'll be fined

Cadence: heck.

Thaddea: you're on thin fucking ice

Thaddea: oh no—

[winwin17]

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