#nevermoor incorrect quotes

[wunsoc-never-said]

Morrigan: Can I get to know you

Cadence: I don’t recommend it

[existingkindasucks]

NEVERMOOR INCORRECT QUOTE:

Ezra Squall: Guilty means to be ashamed

Ezra Squall: I am not ashamed, therefore I am not guilty

Morrigan: YOU JUST MURDERED SOMEONE!!!

[just-a-twinge-of-cosmic-angst]

[ID: four panel meme of gru from despicable me giving a presentation. the original presentation has been edited. now it says "fall in love with the nevermoor books" "pre-order Silverborn, and get excited for release in 2022!" "Silverborn release gets delayed two years" "Silverborn release gets delayed two years" in the last panel, gru looks downcast. End ID]

(ID from @nevermoor-described )

[winwin17]

Nevermoor Incorrect Quote Poll

"It's the garlic bread dance!"

[nevermoor-batty]

Morrigan Crow: Dear Diary, my teen angst has a body count.

[moonyjumpers]

Corvus: I am at a loss for words!

Morrigan, voice over: Despite being lost for words, my father (named corvus crow that literally is like saying crow crow) yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.

[nevermoorcentral]

Morrigan, talking about The Last Of Us: This game looks so cool. I wish the apocalypse happened.

[dreams-of-wunder]

The sad part is it would't even be hard for her. She just has to start talking about her life!

Mog: tired of healing I’m gonna start traumatizing y’all back

[potentially-explosive]

morrigan: I'm a wundersmith, of course everyone is terrified of me! I'm a wundersmith, of course I was a "cursed child"! I'm a wundersmith, of course wunder flocks to me in large droves it just likes me better than you ahaha. I'm a wundersmith, of course all my education comes from dead people or that one evil guy! I'm a wundersmith, of course I light all my candles with inferno. I'm a wundersmith, of course I've been a mundane, arcane, and wundrous scholar! I'm a wundersmith, of course I needed Nine signatories on my safeguard pact. What's a safeguard pact? Who knows. ahaha. I'm a wundersmith, of course no one tells me anything!

[depressedraven9]

Jack, gently nudging Hawthorne aside with his foot: Hawthorne, move out of the way so I don’t trip on you. Hawthorne, his eyes enormous: You kick Hawthorne? You kick their body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Jack! Jail for Jack for one thousand years!

[sleeeping-fiish]

Morrigan: So what was it like to learn under the other Wundersmiths?

Ezra: Once, I asked Decima for a glass of water while she was mad at me, and she brought me a glass of ice and said ‘wait’

[wunsoc-never-said]

Hawthorne: 911, hey, I hate to be “that guy” but I glued myself to the ceiling again

[existingkindasucks]

Incorrect Nevermoor Quote

Ezra Squall: I like my life how I like my horror books. Violent, bloody and mysterious.

Morrigan: THAT IS NOT GOOD!

[literallymahir]

“oh what are your hobbies”

“i like making fictional languages”

“omg you’re literally like, the modern day tolkein lol i love lord of the rings”

I CANNOT KEEP HAVING THE SAME CONVERSATION

[winwin17]

Nevermoor Incorrect Quote Poll

"Sometimes I want to retire from having hair."

[susiephone]

Squall: I discovered at a very early age that if I talk long enough, I can make anything right or wrong.

Squall: So either I'm God, or truth is relative, and in either case, boo-yah.

Morrigan: hey what the FUCK is wrong with you honestly and genuinely