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RANDOM NEVERMOOR QUOTE:
Ezra Squall, to Morrigan: Nevermoor abandoned me.
Ezra Squall: and betrayed me
Ezra Squall: and exiled me for over a hundred years
Ezra Squall: do you know what I call that?
Morrigan:
Morrigan:
Morrigan: what?
Ezra Squall: True love
Morrigan: *slams head on desk*
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Person A: *sigh*
Person B: That is a big sigh for someone so small.
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Person A: Let. Me. Through.
Person B: No
Person A: I WANNA KILL THEM!
Person B: That's the point
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Person A: Does Person B have to do dishes for 2 weeks if they lick something then wipe it on me?
Person C: ......only if they do it twice.
Person B: SO I CAN DO IT TWICE?! YAY!
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Person A: Mirrors must obviously be able to lie if you can look at your reflection and not immediately die on the floor of embarrassment.
Person B: Why do you hate me so much?
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Person A: Never do that to me again! You had me worried sick!
Person B: Oh no! You're sick! Is that why you are in the hospital too?!
Person A: No dumbass, I came here to check on you!
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Person A: Can you read!?
Person B: Why? Do you need someone to read something for you?
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Person A: How dare you assume that I don't have class
Person B: You made fart noises from your armpit for over an hour
Person A: You did it first!
Person B: Duh! Did you actually assume I had ANY class?
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Person A: I need your help!
Person B: Everything comes with a price
Person A: What do I have to do?
Person B: Give me five dollars and a free milkshake
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Person A: OK. Now will you help me?
Person B: Yes. What do you need?
Person A: How do I find five dollars and a free milkshake?
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Person A: Guilty means to be ashamed Person A: I am not ashamed, therefore I am not guilty Person B: ……True Person C: YOU JUST MURDERED SOMEONE!!!
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Person A: Did you even hear what I said?!
Person B: I heard. That doesn't mean I listened.
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Person A: *shouting from a rooftop* HEY, PERSON A! PERSON B LOVES YOU!
Person C: *yelling back* NO SHIT SHERLOCK! OY, PERSON B, WANNA MEET ME AT THE MOVIE THEATRE ON FRIDAY?
Person B: *visibly shocked*
Person A: THEY WOULD LOVE TO! THEY'LL PICK YOU UP AT 5
Person C: OKAY! SEE YOU THEN!
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Writing Prompt
Everyone has a tattoo signalling whether they were reincarnated from Heaven or Hell. Your favourite librarian, the sweetest girl you have ever met, has been hiding a Hell tattoo.
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Person A: *comes back tanned, with braids in hair, looking like they just came back from a vacation, drinking a coffee*
Person B: Did u have a good vacation?
Person A: *hiding 3 stab wounds under their shirt, hasn't slept for 74 hours, holding onto sanity by their coffee alone* yeah
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