#incorrect nevermore quotes

[doorp]

Lenore: I like women who can and WILL kill me

[expired-crow]

insert funny quote here

[cerealman]

I lost my wife but the misfits accepted me as their leader so I got that going for me.

[dearllorenna]

Annabel with her group: Lenore is an outrageously stupid freak. And also, why does she have to behave in such an impolite way? She is so rude.

Lenore: you want me so bad it's getting embarrassing for you

[lesbiantoaster]

At IKEA

Ada: *Ugh* it's SO boring here! I thought we were going to buy some designer clothes for us instead of- *looking at Annabel who's going from item to item at display and examing it. She's choosing furniture for her and Lenore's new apartment. No, Lenore doesn't know they're moving in together. In fact they met last week* -doing whatever it is. Can we go now???

Annabel: Ada! I swear to f- *clears her throat* Of course darling! Let's just find Prospero and we'll be on our way!

Ada: where even IS he?

Meanwhile in the toy section Prospero is sleeping at the bottom of basket with plushie rats.

[random-night2]

shared these in discord like 2-3 weeks ago or something. Maybe 4

[littledollll]

Y/n: “I’m sending good vibes your way. They’re coming and there’s nothing you can do to stop it!!”

Larissa: “that’s the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.”

[existingkindasucks]

RANDOM NEVERMOOR QUOTE:

Ezra Squall, to Morrigan: Nevermoor abandoned me.

Ezra Squall: and betrayed me

Ezra Squall: and exiled me for over a hundred years

Ezra Squall: do you know what I call that?

Morrigan:

Morrigan:

Morrigan: what?

Ezra Squall: True love

Morrigan: *slams head on desk*

(@incorrectnevermoor)

[whiterexpper]

Prospero, walking into the room: Annabel, I need to ask you-

Annabel, laying awkwardly on the bed, flustered, coughing: Er, yes, what?

Prospero:

Prospero: Is Lenore under your bed?

Lenore, muffled: No

[waviermylove]

Tyler: you know you don't have to narrate my every movement

Wednesday: his mouth would move but I would not listen

[yuzuchi-b]

The original 🥳

[doorp]

Ada: lenore you MUST tell me what dye you use in your hair!! And that smoky eye look?? What’s your secret?

Lenore:

Lenore: an unhealthy dose of bullshit

[expired-crow]

Another headcanon of mine is that the deans sometimes let them visit each others dorms (A.K.A. sleepovers) and each group has a different way of spending it. ~

Annabel: We have to start planning ahead. Lenore and her friends are beginning to gain the upper hand.

Prospero: I agree, we need to work together on this.

Montresor: Sure! What do yall got in mind?

Ada: I think we should get rid of one of them. Perhaps a certain French man.

Annabel: That isn't a bad idea love.

Will: Hey guys... do you hear that?

~

Meanwhile with the Misfits...

Berenice: YOU LYING BASTARD! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?!

Duke: ME?! YOU'RE THE ONE CHEATING!

Berenice: I TRUSTED YOU AND YOU DO THIS!

Duke: WELL WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD! EVERYTHING ISN'T SUNSHINES AND RAINBOWS!

Berenice: OH YOU WANT TO FIGHT?!

Duke: YEAH WHY NOT? COME AT ME!

Morella: Guys stop! You going to get us in trouble.

Lenore: Why don't we stop playing monopoly for a while...

Pluto: I'm betting on Duke.

Eulalie: Well I'm betting on Berenice.

[asexualcloud]

incorrect nevermore quotes but theyre real things ive said to my friends

eulalie: ok!

eulalie: should i bring pudding?

eulalie: /srs

berenice: YES

[lesbiantoaster]

Guys... Never drink and write Fanart prompts because then this might happen to you to...

*eghm* let me introduce you to newest crack ship in the Nevermore fandom - MournXWispNo34 (aka "Careless WISPer" as I like to call it)

[dearllorenna]

think carefully, you've never seen Annabel and me in the same room.

(that's cuz we are the exact same person)