#she’s done with them tbh

[thisblogdoesnotexisg]

sassier morrigan? (alternatively cadence and morrigan switched places)

“Is that your steed?” Noelle pointed to the pig. “How nice, you have matching faces.” Morrigan looked from the horse beside Noelle to her and back pointedly, a laugh escaping her. “Oh?”

(the chase trial in the first book and i don’t think i got noelle’s line right)

when onstald grabbed the book off the shelf and nearly fell over, the catch: morrigan didn’t help him

The aged turtle-wun toppled over with a creaking of bones and a cloud of dust. Morrigan looked at him from where her head rested in her hands. “Yikes.”

when onstald kept her from going home until she finished writing the 3,000 word essay

“First you tell me I’m a monster and should be dead and forgotten, and now you are holding me hostage. I believe the former is classified as a death threat and/or harassment, and the latter speaks for itself, can I go home now?”

when baz tried to get her deported

“And you broke the rules multiple times by helping your candidate cheat in the chase trial and god knows how else, but we aren’t tattling now, are we?”

when anah pressed herself against the wall of the station to get away from morrigan

“I am NOT a disease and you of all people should recognize that. You can cut open someone’s abdomen but don’t realise the nasty wundersmith knows hardly anything to hurt anyone.”

i could go on but yk brain go death

[inkskinned]

actually sometimes being neurodivergent is great bc you have a particular kind of Silly Mode that just . manifests glory. harmless fun is my precious side quest & i have a high score in whimsy. like okay if i gotta be the first dork in the dance pit it's gonna be me and this random toddler and we're gonna avril-style rock ouuuuttt

[hadesisqueer]

I like how Violet is so used to having dramatic ass children that Francesca marrying with no drama was too odd to her lmao. And thinking about how her story will unfold is actually kinda hilarious because it's gonna be like:

Violet: Well, that's it. John is a very good man and Francesca is comfortable and happy with her choice and if this is what she truly wants, it's all that matters💜

Violet: Also, it's kinda refreshing to finally have a normal child that doesn't do any dramatic or scandalous shit.

Francesca a few seasons later after her husband passes: *fucks and falls in love with her husband's cousin -who is a woman-*

Violet:

Violet: Honestly, I should've seen this coming, none of my children will actually ever be normal.

[loser-onl1ne]

Late nights

[elisedonut]

Someone: jkbitch wrote them so poorly so I'm going to give them a whole new personality

Me: by expanding on whatever small amount it is that we do know about them right?

Them: c:

Me: b-by expanding on their canon character right????

[laurrelise]

guys i’ve drawn lila some more

decided to draw 2 of her saddest scenes for what reason????????

i actually don’t have an answer i just liked the references

(also here are the references)

and i can’t remember if ive dropped these here before but i did some pencil drawings of her a whiiiiiile ago and im actually really proud of them so i’ll just leave them here regardless :)

v also their references

[cassandracain52]

The Batfamily on a roadtrip:

Bruce: The Driver. You really thought his control freak ass was gonna let someone else drive? Be so fr. Has a migraine the size of the WatchTower and has been seriously contemplating pulling over, getting out of the car, and just walking. Not anywhere particular, just walking away. Has already had to pull over twice to swap seating arrangements around and they've only driven 3 1/2 hours out of 11. (They will do this at least 3 more times before they reach their destination)

Barbara: Shotgun. Declared that as second oldest and second most experienced vigilante that the front seat was her birth given right. No one contested it(successfully anyway). Has been helpfully navigating the fastest route much to Bruce "I know where I'm going" Wayne's annoyance. (Her way was in fact more efficient and she is incredibly smug about it.)

Jason: Behind the Passenger seat. Wanted the front seat but wasn't willing to physically fight Babs for it which was what she assured him it would have taken to get her to move. Brought a backpack full of nothing but snacks that he is only sharing with people that aren't actively annoying him aka Cass. Keeps playing words with friends with Roy on his phone and is Kicking Ass

Cassandra: Middle Left. Volunteered for the middle seat because she wanted to sit next to Jason aka the Snack Source while still being close enough to comfortably talk to Babs and Steph. Is one of the few enjoying the drive and just in general living her best life. Somehow painted both her own and Steph’s nails perfectly while the car was in motion. No one is sure how she did this and they were watching

Stephanie: Middle Right. Was originally sitting Middle Back next to Tim but caused the first seat swap when she got bored and decided Tim made suitable entertainment(imagine like in Detective comics #1000). Bruce declared the car a "No Flirting Zone" shortly after. Pouted for all of thirty seconds before she realized she got to sit next to Cass and abandoned Tim without a second thought. Is also the person pointing to the window and going “cows!” Whenever they pass some

Dick: Behind the Driver's seat. Chose his seat while everyone else was fighting for shotgun because he wanted to be able to see Babs during the drive so they could talk without shouting.(he knew good and well she was winning that fight). Has had a few arguments with Jason but they didn't last or get out of hand with Cass between them. Did manage to steal a bag of chips from Jason’s snackpack while he was on his phone. The roadtrip was his idea and he refuses to admit it was not well thought out.

Tim: Back Left. Was thoroughly betrayed when Steph abandoned him to be left with the two youngest bats and said so at length. Only quieted when Jason threw a pack of gummy worms at his head with a demand for silence. Brought an abundance of handheld electronics despite knowing he gets car sick. He threw up on the side of the road 90 minutes into the trip and Dick confiscated anything that had a screen until they reached their destination. He is his own worst enemy. Has since resorted to playing the license plate game with Duke

Duke: Back Middle. Was originally in between Cass and Dick but had to move to sit Back Left next to Damian when Steph took his spot. He stayed there for exactly 45 minutes before Damian caused the second seat swap when he attempted to strangle Tim with his headphones because he was "breathing obnoxiously". Is now a human barrier and he hates it. Jason offered him a small amount of sympathy by offering him some Sour Patch Kids. Duke accepted them. Bruce was more sympathetic and gave him DJ control. Is mostly just talking with Tim who is bored since his electronics were taken.

Damian: Back Right. Attempted to attack Stephanie with a pillow because he “couldn’t listen to her and Drake anymore and she was closer” before the first seat swap occurred. Did not regret his actions in the slightest. Warned his father that nothing good would come from him sitting directly beside Tim, was ignored, and then moved when "nothing good" did indeed come. Despite these to things, he actually spent the majority of the drive with his headphones on full volume and messing around on his phone while he pretended to be anywhere other than there.

Alfred: In The Car Following Behind Them. Yeah there was no way he was getting in that car. He knows a recipe for disaster when he sees one. Didn't hesitate to "offer" that he would happily transport all the luggage and supplies and meet them there. Was already loaded up and ready to go in a separate car before anyone could question him. Somehow got there first and had made dinner for them when they all finally showed up with half the car at war with the other half. Peace was made only in the name of Alfred’s cooking

[roots-symphony]

do you think the reason agatha’s trial felt weird is because she was the only one who did not actually buy into the mythos of the road since she knew the truth? like that was why no perspective change and all the other reasons why people thought it was a fake trial

[holdoncallfailed]

bizarre love triangle............. 🎾 (listen)

[iheartbookbran]

this is the face of the you make when you realize the bloodiest civil war in westerosi history was started over a misunderstanding the writers made up in order to give one single character something to do over the seasons

[gelatinous-globster]

some recent Globby doodle pages, digital this time! found a new brush I like a lot ✨

@drama-glob @enbydemirainbowbigfoot

[mansionfreaks]

hello I AM curious to knkw what your onion 🧅 (opinion) is on seafood. becos i had some today

i lovveee seafood . really miss eating congee at home but my bitch dad hated chinese food so we didnt eat it thay much. now i get ej to help me make it all the timme. mod cav: alt text is now on every post.

[itwaslegendary]

i woke up and i saw the photos of people invading jack’s wedding rehearsal dinner and it’s seriously so disrespectful and creepy. people say “swifties invaded jack’s wedding” but those people are not swifties, they’re freaks who don’t respect taylor at all as they’re okay with invading her and her friends’ privacy like this and who are there just so they can post a tiktok and get attention. no actual swiftie would have been there because what makes someone a true fan is not how long have they known her or how many times they’ve seen her live, what matters is that you love taylor and that you respect her !!! not only as an artist but also as a human being, and that is, not to invade her privacy like that and to treat her like an actual person rather than some trophy or object

sure she’s a celebrity and people want to meet her and take pictures with her, we know that, but the way to do that is by attending actual events she organizes with the purpose of meeting fans and not crowding her studio whenever she’s in there or interrupting a literal wedding rehearsal (a private event!!!) just so you can see her sit on a chair or take a 6 second walk to her car

[starrycat123-blog]

rip to siffrin and loop but I'd get out of the time loops way faster than them and without having to have a complete mental breakdown because I'd tell my party about the loops almost immediately if not immediately and we'd figure it out together as a team

[mostlyanything19]

Another thing that's already enchanting me on this very spontaneous C1 re-watch is Vex and Percy and going back to the very beginnings with them. When I watched C1 the first time, I missed so many little things that I notice now. Taliesin was very quiet the first couple of games and Percy is really barely a character for the Kraghammer arc, but already there's this little glint of just this fondness every time Laura addresses him as Vex, which she does comparatively often, even if it's still not much. And of course the arrow thing is ALREADY going on, and in episode 15 he rolls a nat20 on a really cool arrow and she smoches him right on the mouth, and it's not much different than when Scanlan or Vax also randomly kissed Percy out of a spontaneous whim a few episodes earlier; at this point they're not in love or anything, it's just a hint of flirtation, nothing serious at all. And yet there is an affection there that is hard to overlook, even this early in the game; something that they will both come to truly realize much later. I can't wait for the rest of it!

[mikatheonly]

And lastly, before I go off for like another week or so

I offer you

The Sims 4- Varigo edition