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[incorrect00liners]

sei, arriving with an armful of stuffed animals: sorry I’m late.

sei: I got depressed, went to build-a-bear, and built a whole bear family.

[incorrectioiquotes]

Sohye: It's 2018, why hasn't a bank had a slogan "it's common cents" yet?

Doyeon: I say we demand change.

Yeonjung: Wow these puns caught my interest.

Yoojung: Banks.

[gustingirl]

Doyeon: Hey Jungie, don't know if you noticed, but I slipped a little note into your lunch telling you how much I love you!

Yoojung: Thanks Doyeonie, but this-

Yoojung: *pulls out ten page letter*

Yoojung: -is not a little note.

[yeotree]

suyeon: have you ever had another job?

yoojung: well, i volunteered at a zoo once.

suyeon: great! and what did you take from that?

yoojung: definitely not an iguana

suyeon: what.

yoojung: what?

[incorrectgirlgroupcentral]

Lucy: Can I go ride my skateboard outside?

Suyeon: Whatever I’m not your mom

Lucy: *rides skateboard*

Suyeon: NOT IN THE FUCKING ROAD

[ntalksaboutshit]

Incorrect KPOP GG quotes

Sowon, Tzuyu, Aisha, and Doyeon, ducking through a doorway only to hit their heads on the ceiling: Ah fuck.

[klcskyline]

jinjin: hello, people who do not live here

yoojung: hello!

doyeon: hey

jinjin: I gave you the keys for emergencies

lucy: we were out of doritos

[warmhugsandkpop]

y’all idk how the fuck to function on tumblr but-

im making the jump from wattpad writer to tumblr writer!

i write for virtually any girl group out there... so SECOND GEN STANS!! come out the wood works LMAO i will feed your needs <3

PLS SEND IN REQUEST BABES !

[pickypicky-mp3]

[incorrect00liners]

yonghee: what if i pour coffee in my cereal instead of milk?

lua, taking the coffee pot as she walks by: what if you don’t

[incorrectioiquotes]

Yoojung: It costs $100 to go see a therapist.

Yoojung: But it costs $0 to tell myself "it be like that sometimes".

Doyeon: Yoojung, no.

[peaxhsoda]

Kpop Idols as things me and my friends say:

A/N, we got another one, but I didn’t wanna do just one group, so here’s many idols!

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Baekhyun; Fella’s, is it gay to fuck your best friend in the ass?

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*Jaemin and Renjun are playing a game*

Renjun: *beats jaemin at said game*

Renjun: GET WRECKED! *starts doing fortnite dances*

Renjun: I play a mean game of bowling.

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Seungkwan: fuck off you cum shot.

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Woozi: if you ever hate someone, just tell them “it’s a shame your dad’s condom broke”, and walk away.

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Chanyeol: I’m a flaming homosexual.

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Hongseok; Lets go read some hentai *goes to graphic novel section*

Hongseok; *opens x-men* this is some good hentai.

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Kevin (the boyz): *puts hand on a graffiti penis* Summon the penis gods.

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Jisung to Minho: so I heard your boyfriend died...

Minho: yes, it’s very sa-

Jisung: wanna bone.

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Sehun: If this was a horror movie, the non virgin would die first...

Kai: hopefully no one here’s had sex.

Lay: actually, I’m not a virgin...

Sehun: well, you’d die first anyways cause your Chinese.

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Taeyong; apparently, Jaehyun has a twin...

Yuta; where would this twin live? Like I haven’t seen two Jaehyun’s yet.

Doyoung; fuck, if there was two Jaehyun’s all hell would break loose.

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Jae: you look gay.

Young K: how’s your day going.

Jae: I just said you look gay and you ask how my days going?

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Jisung; awe, its so cute! What’s its name!

Renjun; Haechan

Jisung; he’s adorable!

Renjun; he’s a retard.

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Mina; oh! His bow ties white?

Dahyun; ya, he takes big pisses.

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JB: 2+2= overdose cause I hate all of you little shits.

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Seungkwan to Vernon; If you’re not busy at 9:39, id like to give you a good ole suck.

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Kun; sorry I’m not this good wis persons names.

Chenle; and clearly you’re not too good at English either.

Winwin; he only speaks “knee How”.

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Mark: *walks up to Jinyoung* hey fatass.

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Chan: I’m getting bullied by a 7 year old.

Kijung: Lol

Chan: it’s not funny. Their words hurt.

Kijung: it’s a 7 year old, and it is funny.

Chan: you know what... ur mum gay.

*kijung has has blocked your number*

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Hwall: *walks into studio* why do depressed people walk so slow?

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Doyeon; iM y00JunG aNd iM 5’2.

Yoojung; iM DoyEon aNd iM 5’7

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Wonpil: Y’all I’m making a musically.

Jae: wHy dO gooD guRls liKe bAad gUys! IVe hAd thIs queStIon foR a ReaL lonG tIme.

Wonpil: *starts making musically*

Jae: no! You need to turn into a bad guy!

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That’s all for today! There’s more weird stuff we say, but I can’t think of them rn!

[qtyanan]

Lua: im a lesbiab

Lua: lesbiam

Lua: less bien

Suyeon: it's okay take your time

Lua: asdfkl GIRLS

[klcskyline]

teacher: hyojung, the assignment was to bring something important for you

lucy: yes, and i did

teacher: an object, not suyeon

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