#incorrect 00 liners quotes

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jisung: oh, seungmin the morality king!

jisung: “hi, i’m seungmin, i’ve never lit anybody on fire before!”

[raccoonlord05]

Eric: Let me copy your homework

Sunwoo: I was gonna copy yours-

Eric: Well shit.

Sunwoo: Guess I’m not doing it then

[mrsnakespeare]

Jisung: knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

Hyunjin: wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

Felix: philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

Seungmin: common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a smoothie

Minho: I hope u guys know that it’s 3 in the morning and chan will kill u if u guys wake jeongin up

[kpopboysreact]

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Their Crush Asks Them Out Before They Can (OT5) You’re Struggling and Not Taking Care of Yourself (OT5) Liking Someone Genderqueer (OT5) Falling for a Fan (OT5) Walking in on You Changing (OT5) First Makeout (OT5) Waking Them Up Because You’re Needy (OT5) Realising They Love You (OT5) Girlfriend Becomes Clingy When Jealous (OT5) You Bought Their Album Before They Could Gift it to You (OT5) S/O Likes Another Group a Lot (OT5) Having a Straightedge Girlfriend (OT5) Falling in Love With Their Female Member (OT5) Girlfriend Flinches During a Fight (OT5) Their Child Wants a Sibling Desperately (OT5) Girlfriend Sneezes a lot When Sick (OT5) Kinks/Significant Other Tries to Turn Them On (OT5) Girlfriend Loves Cuddles (OT5) S/O Randomly Speaks Their Native Language (OT5) Shutting You Up With a Kiss (OT5) When You Have a Bad Allergic Reaction on a Date With Them (OT5)

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Who Would Most Enjoy Going to Sports Games?

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To Like Tickling Their Girlfriend To date a nonbinary demiboy To try drag To be kinky Into giving head Sweaty hands holding hands with gf Stealing the covers Being a goofy boyfriend Into holding hands Date a laid back girl Get butterflies when their s/o talks about their day Getting flustered entering Victoria’s Secret To dislike a loud/showy girl Shocked when their s/o’s family exposes them Finds it funny when their s/o’s family eposes them To cum on you vs in you To be shocked at a see-through shirt Enjoy choking their partner Doing goofy things in front of their crush Daddy Embarrassed when their mother exposes them Loving slight skinship Likely to date a bi girl Date a girl with natural aegyo Into skinship with their girlfriend Date someone who is a hardcore feminist Likely to fall for their best friend Likely to date an ‘00 liner Likely to date a ‘97 liner

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Brian - Boyfriend

Incorrect Quotes

Chicken

[badrpstories]

Hey guys GUESS WHO’S BORED AND WAS REMINISCING ABOUT SOME HILARIOUS BAD RP EXPERIENCES.

Heyo Mod Anna here and let me share my tale of bad rp shit in which I am simultaneously a bad rper and still better than these guys.

First of all though, lemme just say, Mod Lup and I, not entirely in the right. We’ve grown since this incident BUT it’s still a good story so here have fun with hearing about an entire group of shitheads.

So it all begins on the offsite location that Mod Lup and I rp on. The site is in fact home to a large variety of different communities and people tend to reach out to others who they want to invite to their rps all the time. No big deal. We’ve both been invited to several and the same with other people in our community even though we’re both fairly private.

The story begins with the time that everybody in the community got an invite to one of these separate communities but me. And it was literally, every active player but me got an invite. Now being the dumb and emotionally volatile Mod Anna I am I got offended over this because my community only ever rped with my community. I was a very active part and anybody who read our posts would’ve seen I was one of the more active players. Now I’ve suspected that this was because I rped a self insert in the rp because when I’m very close to people I bring out my self insert sometimes and the fandom just happened to be the one she was a part of, and the host just happened to be my then time exboyfriend/best friend. But we’re not going to get into that. So anyways I was offended and stewed and we went through their forum and it was glorious for a laugh. I’m talking they had sexual content in every thread even if it wasn’t smut (like they didn’t know how to rp a romance without it getting sexual bad) and they had a “lemons thread” and yes you’re reading that right, a lemons thread. And it was full of awful, anatomically incorrect smut  (including a dick penetrating into the stomach) that was literally one line or less. I’m not joking one liners in smut listen I don’t smut but even I know better than to think you can smut in one line or less. And to further the bad they really didn’t seem to know source material that well.

And so we got a good laugh, I got a bit huffy at them when they finally sent me a message inviting me, and after that they were forgotten in my mind besides as the really bad rp we could laugh at occasionally.

That was at least until months later, when they were STILL harassing several members of my community to join. Including my sister. We were all starting to get annoyed, it was around 2:00 AM my time, so we finally decided to retaliate to get them to stop. First it was just a friend stealing a second account of mine I used for talking to a couple of people I didn’t want on my main account to be a bit trolly. Then a couple of friends, I’ll call them Music and Ghost got involved once the big post was deleted. Which was understandable since they were the other two members still being harassed about this rp the most (I think they’d received four messages since the initial one. My sister got three for sure. And I think another person got two.) They immediately went on and started pointing out the bad smut.

This is when Mod Lup and I got involved. Since she’s a sex repulsed ace and I’m a sex repulsed ace (although at the time I thought I was sex neutral) so we decided because we actually write more than one liners, we’d have to be better at smutting than them, which we probably are. So we went on using a set of accounts dedicated to a set of fictional brothers and said so ourselves, acting completely in character because why not? But we also very much used our actual pronouns and completely pointed out and anybody who knew the characters our paired accounts were based on would kinda know we were just acting in character. 

Then when they got all upset at us acting high and mighty over the fact that we were better smut rpers, they challenged us to a smut war. Which is far. Now Ghost and the friend who stole my alt are underaged, so we immediately banned them from the smut, so that left Music, Lup, and I. Since Lup is sex repulsed, Music and I volunteered to smut and I explained that we’d be the only ones up for the smut war because of the above reasons. So we take a couple of Lup’s ocs and actually start smutting. Now Music and I are real close so we had a lot of fun with it, worked on the buildup, spent time fleshing out the posts while continuing to chat in the ooc thread with people.

And then somebody came on and outright said that asexual people were just people who couldn’t get sex.

I was literally floored. Yes I came on and screwed with their forum but I expected them to make fun of our smut. I was ready for it. I did not expect them to say that asexuality didn’t fucking exist.

Like talk about your aphobic assholes. We left after it was clear they weren’t going to accept asexuality was real. And it was so ridiculous. I’m not saying I was in the right but at least I wasn’t bigoted either.

For the record, here are some quotes from them:

The only women we have either want to be men or don't like sex... So take your pick. (In response to Mod Lup pretending to flirt.)

“Want to be men” so they’re trans and they are men. Not want to be men.

The temptation to say asexuality is just a cop-out for those who can't get laid or choose to save themselves for marriage is increasing every time I see those words. 

I'm not saying there is no such thing as a lack of sexual attraction, because there are relationships that don't have sex in them. That's entirely up to the couple. The largest number of vocal aces though just happen to be Tumblrinas who Love to exaggerate everything. You all do you how you'd do you.

The second was the post that made me drop it, because the second isn’t a lack of sexual attraction and the fact that they used “tumblrina” was enough to prove they were an asshole.

Oh yeah, and they left this lovely gem about us:

Waluigi: A pompous douche who actually believes we believe he knows biology and is not more-than likely just a 7th grader fresh from sex ed with more Mario puns than there are Sonic games. (Side note: Likely lied about having experience other than hentai games and pornhub premium)

Ghost: Didn't get much, but he seems to be a chaotic neutral in a way. Though, this is likely derived from my knowledge on his personality being minimal at best.

Actually not a participant of our forums: One of the people who ruined Undertale for the world, as his/her post clearly states; 'if you're gonna sin you gotta do it right tho' and likely enjoys having sex with an underage goat boy.

Music: Just another random I didn't get enough info on during that little dispute. Made a few grammatical and spelling errors but I won't use that as an insult as that's the most petty form of insulting another individual. Though what I did get was that he/she is also into undertale and since she had talked about our smut being "Low quality" when she CLEARLY knows how to smut better. More-than likely on a smut forum to have sex with dog cats named 'Tem'

Yuuka Sakazaki (Mod Lup): I'm afraid I don't have much to say about this one. He/she came in, insulted our rp style in terms of our smut, said they don't like our forum, and then proceeded to try and act like they wanted to stay and be friends. A two faced bitch at the very best and likely a liar at the worst. But that's just how I took their interaction with us. Used this format rather frequently to likely signify thoughts rather than speaking out loud for some odd reason since everyone can read it.

Sakuya Le Bel Shirogane (Myself): Likely also lied about being ace since he/she stated that they've never had sex. So (Jerkwad) more-than likely hit in out of the ballpark with his comment. Also insulted us based on 'how we write our smut' and then proceeded to say he and his "Brother" had done nothing to us, even when his "Brother" claimed to have a boyfriend and "Could have sex whenever he wants" even though he said he wanted to seduce our women after saying he was, indeed, "Ace". He's likely just a two-faced liar like his "Brother" And has no place here if he's going to act like he did with his band of merry men.

Yeah I forgot to mention that they took somebody trolling as Waluigi seriously.

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renjun, to haechan: everytime you talk, i hear that sound that plays when pac-man dies.

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[marching through wayv’s dorm, wide-eyed and sleep deprived]

yangyang: i’m currently running on two hours of sleep, suicidal thoughts, and an oreo

yangyang, progressively getting louder: and i’m about ready to fight god

yangyang: OR BECOME HIM !!

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jisung, dumping out a shopping bag full of lunchables onto the table: tonight, we feast!

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bomin: whoops.

chani: whoops? whoops?!

chani: this is not a 'whoops' situation. we are far past whoops. whoops is a distant speck in the rear-view mirror. we are solidly in 'oh fuck' territory and i expect you to act like it!!

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yangyang: [sighs]

haechan: you bored?

yangyang: yeah

haechan: wanna start drama for no reason?

yangyang: oh absolutely

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cya: real life should have a fucking search function, or something

cya: i need my socks.

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jihoon: I'm not stupid, you know.

junkyu: that's news to me.

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mia: hey, my friend thinks you're cute

yiren: really? who?

mia : me, i’m the friend. date me.

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gowon: sometimes our managers will ask, "gowon, what do you think you're doing?"

gowon: but that just means stop. they don't actually want to know my thought process.

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renjun: if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. if it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

jeno: what if it bites me and it dies?

jaemin: that means you're poisonous, pay attention.

yangyang: what if it bites itself and I die?

jaemin: that's voodoo.

jeno: what if it bites me and someone else dies?

renjun: that's correlation, not causation.

yangyang: what if we bite each other and neither of us die?

haechan: that’s just kinky.

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woobin: you're annoying.

jungmo: but you love me.

woobin: doesn't make you any less annoying.