#incorrect onewe quotes

[random-incorrect-things]

Dongmyeong: You're ugly.

Xion: We're twins remember?

Dongmyeong: Fuck.

[incorrectshinee]

Minho: I feel like you favor Taemin between the three of us.

Jinki: WHAT!?! I don't

Kibum: You do let him do whatever he wants

Jinki: No, I treat all Taemins and non Taemins equally.

[shinee-really-said-this]

SHINee as tweets

Onew

Jonghyun

Key

Minho

Taemin

[taes-children]

Taemin: My hobbies mainly include bouncy castles and slides.

Key: OMG, Taemin you are literally 30 years old.

Taemin *glaring*: MY HOBBIES MAINLY INCLUDE BOUNCY CASTLES AND SLIDES, YOU DAMN GRANDPA.

[smtown-tourist]

Jonghyun: *arrives in Heaven*

Michael: Welcome to Heaven! Here is your halo

Jonghyun: Does this come in Pearl Aqua?

[beautifulliepainfultruth]

INCORRECT SHINee QUOTE

Taemin: "Hey, I might not be an edgy teenager anymore but I still got it!"

Key: "Got what?"

Taemin, leaning in so his lips touch the microphone: "A Personality Disorder"

[lilyrennifer]

Dongmyeong: Who's in charge here? 🤨

Xion: Usually whoever yells 🗣️ the loudest.

Dongmyeong: Same with us.

[obeyme-lost-thought]

Headcanon: Mc dress code at HoL

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At the beginning, one of the things that bothered Mc the most was how Diavolo deprived them of home comforts with the story of the exchange student program. In their world, if Mc wanted, they could even walk around the house in their underwear, without worrying about others.

But with all this shit happening to them, they end up living in a house with strangers, who were also demons. Even while Mc were in bed sleeping, the first worry was what they were wearing, in case something happened and they had to leave the room without having time to change.

Now, after a year, the onew who are really scared are the brothers.

They don't have anymore a " guest room", but a Mc's room, and, inside, they could be presentable as they could be a thirst trap for these 24h horny demons.

And that could be OK, if this problem was confined in the room. But after a bit MC started to walk in panties and a large t-shirt, going in all HoL's places.

The first time they did it, Lucifer put on them his jacket and asked imposed MC to change. However, now it's the base-home-outfit of this menace of brothers' patience.

"If they are comfortable in this way, what we can do ?" They think.

And so, except when they have guest, MC walk in panties or whatever they feel comfy with.

Still, never go in their room without knocking first.

Unless it's Asmo

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Little inspiration from the incorrect quote "morally no, but I'm wearing pants if that what you asked".

[incorrect00liners]

cya: real life should have a fucking search function, or something

cya: i need my socks.

[incorrectk-popquotes]

Leedo, about Dongmyeong: Friend of yours?

Xion: Brother, actually.

Leedo: Yes, I can see the family resemblance.

Xion: I'm the pretty one.

[encorrectenha]

Ni-ki, to the members lying face down on the bed, regretting everything: and then I called him dad

Key, to Onew and Minho while trying not to cry: and then he called me dad

[random-incorrect-things]

Yonghoon: Today I have discovered that Kanghyun has me saved on his phone as "Jin Yonghoon".

Leedo: It could be worse. Xion has Dongmyeong saved on his phone as "Spare Parts"

[incorrectshinee]

Jinki: Do I look ok???

Taemin: OK???????? YOU LOOK ADORABLE, RAVISHING, SWEET, HANDSOME, SHOW STOPPING, ESTHETICAL, LIKE A FAIRY OF THE CLOUDS IF YOU WERE A CAKE YOU WOULD BE AN OREO ONE CAUSE THATS MY FAVOURITE.

Kibum: Why can't you just say that he looks fine?? 🙄

[shinee-really-said-this]

SHINee as kids test answers

Onew

Jonghyun

Key

Minho

Taemin

[thattriggeredbisexual]

Kibum : You stalked me

Taemin : He stalked me too

Jonghyun : I have the same feeling

Onew : ...

Minho : Come on guys knowing your favourite colour isn't stalking!

[onewerse]

ONEWE as things I’ve done

kanghyun: when I declared it was hot enough to ‘fry an egg on the pavement’ and then when I had to prove it, everything went wrong, the egg wouldn’t crack, and when it finally did, it merely splattered on the ground, without frying. there’s just egg on the ground.

yonghoon: chasing my sister around the house for a hug, only to proceed to trip down the entirety of my wooden stairs and roll into the wall, knocking down our mirror and breaking it.

dongmyeong: locking my brother out of the house, only for him to climb over our back gate, climb through a window and rugby tackle me.

cya: getting a nosebleed while in the queue at Starbucks, but being too stubborn to leave the long line, so I get served with my head held back and tissue up my nose, and they end up getting my name wrong because they couldn’t hear me properly.

harin: getting really drunk and singing ‘my heart will go on’ with all my will power in a random pub, crying as I get to the chorus and forcing my best friend to join me.