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Noa, gesturing to Solon: Shion, look what you did! You made Mom upset!

Jakah: Mom, please don’t cry, we’re sorry!

Shion: I’m sorry Mom... :(

Solon, near tears: I DON’T REMEMBER GIVING BIRTH TO ANY OF YOU!

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*Jino and Heli are planning to break out of Vamfield*

Jino: We need to distract the guards.

Heli: Right.

Jino: What are we gonna do?

Heli: I'm gonna break their elbows while you poke their eyes.

Jino:

Heli:

Jino: Deal.

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Chris: Hello, my name is-

Jaan: Shion from Shein?

Dardan: I am-

Shion: Jaan from Temu?

Jaan and Shion: *high five*

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Jino: Noa is at that very special age where a kid only has one thing on their mind.

Shion: Girls?

Noa: Homicide.

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Jaan: Is it just me or does Solon need more saving than Sooha?

Sooha: Hey, I'm just here for Heli, Solon's the actual damsel in distress

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Ni-ki: Why am I the bad guy?

Sunghoon: I don't know, why am I the gay, pretty one? We all have our thing.

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Jake: What do you want for breakfast, Jungwon?

Jungwon: Gay Cheerios.

Jake: I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING FRUIT LOOPS THAT!!

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Jay: And now for a gay update with Sunoo and Heeseung.

Sunoo: Getting gayer.

Jay: Thank you, Sunoo.

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Sunghoon: did you feed the cat?

Jay: what cat?

Sunghoon: our cat Jay, did you feed our cat?

Jay: We have a cat?

Sunghoon: DID YOU FEED OUR GODDAMN CAT, JAY?!

Jay: WE DON'T HAVE A GODDAMN CAT!

Jungwon: *walks in*

Sunghoon: Jungwon, your father says he won't pay child support anymore :')

Jungwon: dad why?

Jay: I am so confused

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Jake: Can you hurry up with this? I don't have all day!

Sunoo: Would you ask a heart surgeon to hurry up?

Jake: I would if he's just spraying mist on his face

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Heeseung: This bloodline ends with me.

Ni-ki: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".

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Icb I predicted this

Heli: Don't let Solon intimidate you. He's not scary, he did ballet.

Solon: which gave me the physical skills I need to strangle you with my feet.

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Sunoo: what is your job?

Sunghoon: beach

Sunoo: what?

Sunghoon: beach

Sunoo: no, what's your job?

Sunghoon: it's beach :D

Heeseung: let him be, he's had too many jobs that his brain isn't functioning

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Jungwon: I'm going to get myself some soup.

Jake: Be careful not to burn yourself, it's hot.

Jungwon: Pfft, I won't burn myself.

*30 seconds later*

Jungwon, entering the room: I burned myself.

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Heeseung, about a fight between Ni-ki and Jake: It scares me how many knives were involved.

Jay: There… weren’t any knives involved though?

Heeseung: That’s what scares me.

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Sunghoon: you don't even need money to donate. I donate my hair to chemo patients

Jake: Don't you have to grow your hair really long for that?

Sunghoon: No, anytime I get a trim I just sweep it in an envelope and mail it to the hospital.

Jay: So you send them tiny bits of your hair?

Jake: What are they even gonna do with that?

Sunghoon: whatever they want, it's their hair now

Sunoo: aww

Jay:

Jake:

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Jay: I need get my nephew and niece a present, what do kids like?

Jungwon: I don't know, a dragon?

Jay: I can't get them a dragon. Ni-ki, you're a kid. What do you like?

Ni-ki: revenge

Jay:

Jay: I'll get them a dragon.