#incorrect sf9 quotes

[random-incorrect-things]

Rowoon: *casually taking four stairs at a time*

Chani, falling behind, taking two stairs at a time: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fu-

[lilianrennifer]

Rowoon: Did Chani just tell me he loved me for the first time?

Hwiyoung: Yeah, he did.

Rowoon: And did I do finger guns back?

Hwiyoung: Yeah, you did.

[latte-fairytaekwoon]

SKZ: Our maknae is on top because he's the most adorable kid ever and we're afraid of him not feeling loved

Ateez: Our maknae is on top because he's the strongest and we're afraid of him beating the crap out of us.

SF9:.........

SF9: Our maknae is on top because he tricked us into thinking he was cute and fluffy so we ended up loving him to the point of killing each other if he asked, and now he's also seriously strong enough to kill us off one by one and we're too scared to piss him off

SKZ and Ateez: .......

Victon (crashes in): FUCKING FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS!

[incorrect00liners]

bomin: whoops.

chani: whoops? whoops?!

chani: this is not a 'whoops' situation. we are far past whoops. whoops is a distant speck in the rear-view mirror. we are solidly in 'oh fuck' territory and i expect you to act like it!!

[sf9probablysaidthat]

" Excuse me. I have to go make a scene"

- Dawon

[unknown-salvatore]

Hwiyoung, to himself: Don't let him know how awkward you are

Yoo Taeyang: Nice weather

Hwiyoung: Thanks

[luvelytheo]

Zuho: *falls over and scrapes just above his eyebrow*

Taeyang: quick call an ambulance

Dawon: no it’s okay I’ve got this, I’m a first aider

Chani: no you’re not, just because both your parents are doesn’t mean you are

Hwiyoung: it’s not passed down in genetics, Dawon

[forehead-enthusiast]

rowoon said:

[incorrectk-popquotes]

Hwiyoung: "What happens if you put a werewolf on the moon" is a great question. Probably the best question ever.

Chani: He'll explode and die because there's no oxygen on the moon.

Taeyang: We never said we'd send him up without a suit, you absolute monster.

[incorrectaekook97]

Dawon: every once in a while my braincells kiss and I experience critical thinking.

[random-incorrect-things]

Youngbin: Be careful about succumbing to these sort of destructive... urges. Addiction can be a powerful thing.

Chani: So am I. Bow down before your new supreme overlord, bitches.

[lilianrennifer]

Bobby: Sign here!

Hwiyoung: What’s this for? 🤨

Sunwoo: He’s adopting you too! ☺️ I signed one a few days ago!

Hwiyoung: Is that why Sangyeon hyung called saying you went missing from the dorm?!

[incorrectboygroups]

Chani: *talking about Taeyang* Dude you’re so gay for him!

Hwiyoung: Said who?

Chani: Your actions

[incorrect00liners]

chani: i'm mysterious, but not on purpose.

chani: i'm just trying to leave wherever I am at all times, and that makes me seem mysterious.

chani: but it's actually the behavior of like, a dumb bird.

[stressf9]

Dawon: ow! My armkle

Hwiyoung: your what?

Zuho, sighing: his wrist.

[unknown-salvatore]

Chani, depressed on the bathroom floor: I just feel like, a noodle

Rowoon, ready to hug: oh good, I love pasta