#sf9probablysaidthat

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Taeyang: Not to be weird, but I would hand knit and entire blanket for Hwiyoung. And a scarf. And a matching sweater.

Chani: That... is very weird.

Taeyang: Is it?

Taeyang, sadly: I already finished the blanket

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Jisung: [Is sad]

Taeil: What's wrong?

Jisung: I'm being bullied.

Taeil: Okay, finish this phrase: 'sticks and stones may break my bones-"

Jisung: But chains and whips excite me.

Taeil:

Jisung: What?

Taeil:

Jisung: ...is that not how it goes?

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Youngbin: I'm Dawons emergency contact.

Nurse: So you're here to pick him up?

Youngbin: I'm here to be removed as his emergency contact.

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" Excuse me. I have to go make a scene"

- Dawon

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Rowoon: Don't say a word

Dawon: ...Fergalicious

Rowoon: Dawon! What did I say?!

Dawon: Oh I see, two weeks ago when we played scrabble it wasn't a word. But now it is. How convenient for you!

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Youngbin: Have you heard from Hwiyoung?

Jaeyoon: I'm sure everything's fine. We left him with Dawon

Youngbin: No offense Jaeyoon, but those two sentences don't go together

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Inseong: I'm the kind of guy that likes to think things through

Dawon: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire

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Taeyang: Chani's missing! Can you find him?

Youngbin: Do you think I have him microchipped or something?

Taeyang: Well, do you?

Youngbin: Yeah... hang on.

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Inseong: I can't believe we're locked in this room together

Jaeyoon: *Throwing a key out the window* Truly unfortunate

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Taeyang: Is that your hand on my ass?

Dawon: It was an accident

Taeyang: Dawon, your hand's still on my ass

Dawon: IT'S STILL AN ACCIDENT

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Youngbin: If you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say anything at all.

Dawon: If I followed that rule then I'd never speak again!

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Youngbin: I have 8 kids and no money

Youngbin: Why can't I have no kids and 8 money

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Rowoon: Dude you were sooo drunk last night

Dawon: No I wasn't

Rowoon: You tried to paint my dog blue and shouted 'DO YOU SEE A CLUE?!' While pointing to a blue stain on the carpet

Dawon: Actually I was sober. I remember that vividly

Rowoon: I need new friends

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《Maknae line walking around still disappointed 6 hours after visiting an aquarium》

Inseong: What did you think a tiger shark was, guys??

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Dawon: 10 minutes into conspiracy theories and chill, we start getting illuminaughty

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Rowoon: Chani officially turned 19 yesterday and because I'm in Law Of The Jungle I couldn't see him so I called instead to sing happy birthday and when I was done he whispered "gay" and hung up on me

Person: is that the same guy who put his burned hand on your heart because 'it was so nice and cold'

Rowoon: That would be the guy