#incorrect kpop text

[sillylittlestan]

Serving “going to church with your friend’s family after a sleepover” realness:

[smellslikechahnspirit]

Christopher 🕸🤍

Fake text scenario: He found your smutty book 📖

🤍 : fluff, soft, still might contain swearing

🕸 : MIGHT CONTAIN SOME adult themes, emotional, maybe trigger warning

...Masterlist...

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[incorrect-straykz]

chan: I’m having salad for dinner!

jeongin:

chan: Well, fruit salad.

chan: Actually, it’s mostly grapes.

jeongin:

chan: Okay, it’s all grapes.

chan: Fermented grapes.

jeongin:

chan:

jeongin:

chan: It’s wine.

chan: I’m having wine for dinner.

[hyunlix-lover4]

Felix: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell! Hyunjin: Struggling to hold a seagull Fucking say that next time!

[love-zara-skz]

Kidnapper: i have your kid

Chan: which one i have 7…

Kidnapper: the really loud, annoying one that never shuts up

Chan:

Chan: which one i have 7…

[minhosimthings]

No one:

Literally no one:

Skz and Ateez: oh no I'm so sad *hip thrusts* I am in woe *body rolls*

[thestarsatemysoul]

just to be on brand im late.... again.... but in my defense

happy birthday wooyoung!!

[multifandom-disaster]

Chan: Hyung, I've brought a new member into the group. His name is Raul The Rat. Would you like to hold him?

Seungcheol, who's scared out of his skin of rats: yes

Chan: Excellent. Jeonghan hyung?

Jeonghan, who's even MORE scared: yes baby of course

[zb1bies]

Jeongin: What does it mean when someone says they're pescatarian and vegan?

Leeknow: Land animals are innocent of crimes but the fish have sinned.

[stay-dazed]

chan: why are there little handprints on the kitchen wall?

hyunjin, whispering to felix: why are there little handprints on the wall?

felix: because i have little hands

hyunjin, to chan: because he has little hands

[incorrectenhypen]

Jake, gaming: HOW THE FUCK DID I LOSE?!

Sunghoon: WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE

Jay: RIKI IS IN THE FUCKING ROOM, SHUT THE FUCK UP

Riki: 😃

[incquotesx]

taehyung : did you've your dinner?

jungkook : ofc i did. I had salad for dinner.

jungkook : a fruit salad, actually.

jungkook : it was mostly grapes.

jungkook : fermented grapes.

taehyung :

jungkook : wine. I had wine for dinner.

[smellslikechahnspirit]

Christopher 🤍

Fake text scenario: He misses u

🤍 : fluff, soft, still might contain swearing

🕸 : MIGHT CONTAIN SOME adult themes, emotional, maybe trigger warning

...Masterlist...

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© 2022-2025, smellslikechahnspirit • No posting on other sites or platforms, rewrites, or translations

[incorrect-straykz]

hyunjin: I give up. I am so tired.

jisung: Get the emergency supply!

minho: *carries jeongin and places him in front of hyunjin*

jeongin: *smiles*

hyunjin: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

[hyunlix-lover4]

Minho: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY- Chan: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~ Minho: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH- Chan, recording: This is so cute.

[love-zara-skz]

Jeongin: pass the salt

Minho: what’s the magic word?

Jeongin: or else

Minho: that’s my boy