#incorrect kpop text

[smellslikechahnspirit]

Christopher 🕸🤍

Fake text scenario: You're ovulating

🤍 : fluff, soft, still might contain swearing

🕸 : MIGHT CONTAIN SOME adult themes, emotional, maybe trigger warning

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[sillylittlestan]

Serving “going to church with your friend’s family after a sleepover” realness:

[enhaflixer]

academic rival!heeseung x f!reader

Academic rivals to lovers

the post to THIS ask!

cw: VERY SUGGESTIVE MDNI HORNY FOR NO REASON, swearing, jealousy

[incorrect-straykz]

chan: I’m having salad for dinner!

jeongin:

chan: Well, fruit salad.

chan: Actually, it’s mostly grapes.

jeongin:

chan: Okay, it’s all grapes.

chan: Fermented grapes.

jeongin:

chan:

jeongin:

chan: It’s wine.

chan: I’m having wine for dinner.

[hyunlix-lover4]

Hyunjin: PEASANT. I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE. Chan: You know there are other ways to say you want McDonalds. Hyunjin: FOUL PLEBEIAN. YOU DARE SPEAK AGAINST ME— Chan: sigh What do you want? Hyunjin: Chicken nuggets please.

[love-zara-skz]

Kidnapper: i have your kid

Chan: which one i have 7…

Kidnapper: the really loud, annoying one that never shuts up

Chan:

Chan: which one i have 7…

[minhosimthings]

No one:

Literally no one:

Skz and Ateez: oh no I'm so sad *hip thrusts* I am in woe *body rolls*

[thestarsatemysoul]

just to be on brand im late.... again.... but in my defense

happy birthday wooyoung!!

[zb1bies]

Jeongin: You love me, right, channie hyung?

Chan: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

[multifandom-disaster]

Chan: Hyung, I've brought a new member into the group. His name is Raul The Rat. Would you like to hold him?

Seungcheol, who's scared out of his skin of rats: yes

Chan: Excellent. Jeonghan hyung?

Jeonghan, who's even MORE scared: yes baby of course

[stay-dazed]

chan: why are there little handprints on the kitchen wall?

hyunjin, whispering to felix: why are there little handprints on the wall?

felix: because i have little hands

hyunjin, to chan: because he has little hands

[smellslikechahnspirit]

Christopher 🕸🤍

Fake text scenario: He found your smutty book 📖

🤍 : fluff, soft, still might contain swearing

🕸 : MIGHT CONTAIN SOME adult themes, emotional, maybe trigger warning

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[incorrectenhypen]

Jake, gaming: HOW THE FUCK DID I LOSE?!

Sunghoon: WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE

Jay: RIKI IS IN THE FUCKING ROOM, SHUT THE FUCK UP

Riki: 😃

[enhaflixer]

enha accidentally texting their crush!!!

friend!enha x f!reader

this is the post to this ask!!! thanks @writhyv my baby 😍

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[incorrect-straykz]

seungmin: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.

[hyunlix-lover4]

Felix: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell! Hyunjin: Struggling to hold a seagull Fucking say that next time!