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Store worker: would a “Reverend Lovejoy” please come to the front desk?
Timothy, arriving at the desk: hello, is there a problem?
Store worker, pointing to Ned: I believe he belongs to you?
Ned: I got lost
Timothy: I didn’t even bring you with me
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Homer: Fine. I admit it, I still can't swim! I never took those lessons at the community pool.
Marge: Homer, you promised!
Homer: They wanted to put me in the beginners class with the little kids! I can't be swimming around with a bunch of five year olds! They can be so cruel when they sense weakness.
Bart: That's why on the first day you have to beat up the biggest one in the yard.
Lisa: Bart, that's prison.
Bart: Only if you let it be.
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Lisa: What time is it? Bart: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out Bart: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune* Homer: WHO THE HELL IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING Bart: It’s 2 am
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Legs: Hey, Fat tony, have you thought about having children?
Fat tony: ...
Fat tony: Does looking over you and the others not seem like I already do? Because I promise you, it sure feels like it.
Legs: But we're not childr-
Fat tony, already distracted: LOUIE, PUT THE FIRE DOWN!
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Moe: Is there anyone here who's actually straight?
Lenny: *Tentatively raises hand*
Carl: *Pulls his hand back down*
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Louie: Hey Frankie.
(Frankie punches Louie in the stomach)
Louie: What the fuck?
Frankie: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young. You're too beautiful.
Louie: What the fuck are you talking about?
Frankie: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.
Tony: See ya! (leaves)
Louie: I'm not pregnant.
Frankie: Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes.
Louie : Je n'ai jamais été enceinte, Frankie!
Frankie: Are... you sure?
Louie: Yes I'm fucking sure!
Johnny: I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?
Frankie: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—
(Johnny punches Louie in the stomach)
Louie: Aw motherfucker!
Idk why i just see this on YouTube and I imagined this-
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Bruce: Anyone know how we can resolve this conflict?
The batfam: *raise their hands*
Bruce: Without resorting to violence.
Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian, and Cassandra: *lower their hands*
Bruce: Or childish name calling.
Stephanie, Duke, Barbara, Kate, and Alfred: *lower their hands*
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[The family are eating breakfast] Jason: Bruce, since I'm not talking to Damian, would you please ask him to pass me the syrup? Bruce [sighs]: Please, pass your brother the syrup, Damian. Damian: Richard, tell Todd I'll only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat products. Dick: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup, babybird? Jason: Bruce, tell Dick I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning. Bruce: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Damian, not Dick. Jason: …Dick, thank Dad for pointing that out. Bruce: Jason, firstly: you're not not talking to me, and secondly I heard what you said. Jason [grunts]: Damian, tell your father to get off my case. Tim: Jason, Damian's the one you're not talking to. Jason: ...That's it, go to your room! Damian: Why don't you just eat him, Todd? Jason: I don't need any serving suggestions from you, you barbecue-wrecking know-nothing know-it-all! Damian: That's it! I can't live in a house with this prehistoric carnivore! I am out of here! [Damian gets up and leaves the house by the front door]. Jason: …That's it! Go to your room!
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Top Gun: Maverick as chaotic romantic texts
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*Court of owls is back and the batfam is trying to get inside to know what they're doing now*
Tim: Dick, you had history with the court, do you have anything that give us any connection to them?
Dick: sure let's see *open wallet and start picking up cards* I'm an Elk, a Mason, a communist, I'm the president of the gay and lesbian alliance...
...for some reason, ah here it is! Court of owls member.
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Ned (drunkly flirting with Timothy): well, hello there, you’re looking very
Ned: *takes off glasses*
Ned: blurry
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Marge: Don't you ever stop to think before you speak?
Homer: I never stop to think about it.
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Rooster: I’m a moderate, peaceful and godly man, truth be told.
Mav: Just yesterday you threw a chair at Hangman.
Rooster: Yes. Which was a moderate, peaceful and godly compromise from the table I was initially planning on launching on that bitch.
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*Legs is casually searching around the room* Frankie: Hey Legs, what’re you looking for? Legs: My will to live. *Louie walks into the room* Legs: Oh, there it is.
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Skinner: I once had a haircut I deeply
regret.
Bart: Is it the one you have now?
Skinner: No.
Bart: It should be
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