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Prevention
My phone is really crap, so now I'm going to post to my other account
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Otherwise, I have another phone with another account! It's probably: @Ash_Ashfuckoff
Or something like that
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and, Sorry if i don't post! My phone have a problem, I really need to change the battery
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Do I coming out Trans saying I want to be called Ash? Yes
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Jimmy :Is there no way to get rid of....Kazimir?
Ivan: Not without cause, dear.
Jimmy: I have cause! it’s beCAUSE I hate him.
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Jimmy, getting arrested: You pieces of shit have no idea who you’re dealing with!
Cop: You have the right to remain silent-
Jimmy : I choose to waive that right
Jimmy : *screams*
Al, watching him from the sidelines: I don’t know him.
Wait wait with Nippy:
Al, getting arrested: You pièces of shit have no Idea who Younes dealing with!
Cop: You have the right to remain silent-
Al: I choose to waive that right
Al: *Scream*
Napoléon, le regardant de côté : je ne le connais pas.
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AU they are humans ans idk why but Jimmy sells stuff to his friends (Ivan is not a friend)
Ivan: "How much do I owe you?"
Jimmy :"Nothing, I got this for free anyway."
Ivan: "...Did you steal it?"
Jimmy: "Technically it was given to me~"
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A woman : i'm pregnant and its your son
Louie : nO
Frankie : i'm pregnant too honey
Legs : your not a man?!
Johnny : i didn't Say nothing
Tony : ho Fuck again
#louie walters#the simpsons louie#The Simpson Legs#johnny tightlips#frankie the squealer#Fat Tony#incorrect simpsons quotes
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Louie: Hey Frankie.
(Frankie punches Louie in the stomach)
Louie: What the fuck?
Frankie: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young. You're too beautiful.
Louie: What the fuck are you talking about?
Frankie: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.
Tony: See ya! (leaves)
Louie: I'm not pregnant.
Frankie: Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes.
Louie : Je n'ai jamais été enceinte, Frankie!
Frankie: Are... you sure?
Louie: Yes I'm fucking sure!
Johnny: I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?
Frankie: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—
(Johnny punches Louie in the stomach)
Louie: Aw motherfucker!
Idk why i just see this on YouTube and I imagined this-
#the simpsons louie#louie walters#frankie the squealer#incorrect simpsons quotes#johnny tightlips#meme
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Louie at Frankie : You know Earlier me and Legs were out and a car honked at us so Legs drove off and-
Legs Comes Into The Room: Who Wants A Steering Wheel ?
Louie : You are exhausting you know?
Frankie : Be lucky Johnny let me get in a car before he remembered we were dating.
Louie : rude
#the simpsons louie#louie x legs#louie walters#frankie the squealer#johnny x frankie#Legs#johnny tightlips#incorrect simpsons quotes
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Honestly I don't see the difference .
find the original on Pinterest.
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I have a AU in which Ryan Torres(skull killer) or another person try to kill himself with a knife in the air and that Isaac would be warned by Billy of what he is doing. Yes, this is stupid but really mean it.
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Mu: Please stop him...
Gengetsu Liquifying to infinity without stopping .
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Just saying hi
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Terasaka ; Did you know there is a rumor about you and Muramatsu are together
Yoshida : a rumor? Are you telling me that people doubt it?
#assassination classroom#Yoshida#Muramatsu#Taisei Yoshida#Takuya Muramatsu#Ship#Murayoshi#Muramatsu Takuya#Yoshida Taisei#Teisai?#Idk#I love him so#beaucoup#Terasaka#Terasaka gang#terasaka ryoma#Incorrect quotes#I speak french#My english is Bad
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Elementary teachers at the mall...
•It was Tox and Skylor's idea.
•At first Ash didn't want to come but in the end Shade and Neuro convinced him with... Energy drinks.
•Kai, smart as he is, he got fired for playing with fire and burning a ray.
•Tox and Charmille went straight to the drapery department while Skylor went to get music from a music store.
•Jacob got lost in the store, while Karlof had tied him to the cadi...
•Ash had gone to find him but got lost in the alcohol department.
•And then he had the idea of making a Molotov cocktail. M
•Shade unfortunately stopped him.
•Cole ans Kai Tried to buy turntables and cigarettes for Ash.
•Paleman is asleep in a bed.
•And finally it was Nya and Neuro who had to drag the others out of the store.
•With Ash's cigarettes and without Paleman.
In short, never went to the store with
#Ninjago#Ninjago Ash#Ninjago Shade#Ninjago Neuro#Ninjago Kai#Ninjago Cole#Ninjago Jay#Ninjago Nya#Ninjago Skylor#Ninjago Paleman#Ninjago Tox#Ninjago Chamille
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I want adopt plants and rename them Ash, Kai and........ Paleman
#Plants#Ninjago#Ash#J'ai#Paleman#Ninjago ash#Ninjago Kai#Ninjago paleman#Idk why i want this#I'm STUPID its ok
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