#natm ivan the terrible

[caterpillarinacave]

NATM Textposts; Part 3/???

[wonderlands-ass]

I think I'm still funny

Ft. Nicky trying to end a war and al Capone trying to start one

[r3d-m3dic]

Have any of you seen this deleted scene for the 2nd Night at the Museum?

oh my god I've spent the last 10 minutes losing my shit over this 😭

[pandusamedusa]

TFW, turns out that weirdo you decided to help out’s evil plan ACTUALLY works. 😔

[thetrophyhusband]

Omg I love the 3 henchmen from natm, they're fictional natm versions are soo funny. I love Ivan the most though ^0^

He’s flattered.

[trashcannotcan]

Come back i miss you

[carl-casey]

Napoléon: What’s it like being tall? Napoléon: Is it nice? Napoléon: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards? Ivan: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want. Jimmy: It was one time!

[natmdirtyconfessions]

Why do I feel like I want to Piper Peri the Smithsonian squad (Al, Ivan and Napoleon) X3 Like I love these guys sm. The mobster can penetrate me, I can suck the emperor's "baguette", while the Czar toys with my knockers. Kah can just sit out and not participate in jealousy.

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[doltbimbo]

This trend but with beet kare

[caterpillarinacave]

NATM Textposts

[wonderlands-ass]

CAN WE GIVE SOME LOVE TO OTHER CHARACTERS THAT AREN'T JEDTAVIUS!?!?

Don't get me wrong I love Jed and oct but every time I go to the natm tag on Tumblr, it's JUST jedtavius.

There are other characters that are just as good as them that just get completely forgotten by like everyone.

Here's my list of characters that shouldn't be forgotten cause they are fucking awesome:

(who in my opinion hardly get ANY recognition)

Atilla

Lancelot

Custer

Sacagawea

Al Capone, Napoleon, Ivan, Kah (my faves 💕)

Ahk's parents (come on they could be such gold in fanfics)

Laa

McPhee (!!!!!!!!!!)

Tilly

Don (I just love him okay)

Old fuckers in natm 1 ( Fredericks, Regenald and Gus)

[fdrsamericanflagduckfloaty]

"Why would you touch Little Nippy??!"

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[fan-ship]

Jimmy :Is there no way to get rid of....Kazimir?

Ivan: Not without cause, dear.

Jimmy: I have cause! it’s beCAUSE I hate him.

[thetrophyhusband]

I may sound weird but the 3 henchmen from natm seem to be cute boys...Ivan the most though ^0^

Al: You're about as subtle as a sledgehammer, Nonnie.

Ivan: Capone and Napoleon have been keeping these asks from me! They feel nothing but jealousy, you see.

Al: Can it!

[trashcannotcan]

Ivan the awesome please come back

[thetrophyhusband]

idk if Ivan would be so open about that but the thought of this exchange made me laugh

hi! Could I request a night at the museum al Capone imagine or dating headcanons? If you don’t want to do it that’s fine!

No, no, no, you don’t understand I love him with all my bones, and you need to request more for him ^^ <3 Haha 

Next time will totally be a oneshot but its late where I am and I’m sleepy ^^ Haha. I hope you like this! 

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·         Oh boy, he just loves to have you beside him. A little bit of arm candy, you know? Also, you’re basically the only impulse control/rational thought he has access to, so…

·         Is ALWAYS READY to throw down over you.

·         “You are… quite beautiful, oui? Allow me too- “

·         Cue Al freaken flinging his gun off to the side like he has before and COMING OVER TO YOU TWO. “EY! You get your tiny froggy mits off my doll, knucklehead!” So suddenly that you and Napoleon both jump, from surprise.

·         You have to comfort him when he learns about his fate in the Twister Deleted Scene. Just sit by him and pat his shoulder.

·         He loves you to wear his hat or his jacket.

·         He goes to Napoleon for advice when you’re upset with him. Basically, what Napoleon says is, ‘Apologise to her, nitwit. And take her flowers, she deserves to have flowers!!’.

·         He went to Ivan one time and it actually went quite well… until Al mentioned something about Ivan’s past relationships… of which he had 8 wives (Take that, Henry).

·         Always leaning over to you and muttering jokes about the others to you like when Ivan went on about reading and when he went full psycho on Napoleon for bringing up his son.

·         Its very not good, because he’s FUNNY and you end up LAUGHING and people STARE AT YOU.

·         Honestly, he loves to get you in trouble like that, the little shit.

·         You have a whole army of gangster big brothers now, because Al has directed them to protect you at all times. From threats, and flirts alike.

·         His favourite form of PDA? Well, having his arm around you first and foremost. Its easy to continue while he’s working. But coming in at a close second are lip pecks. He’s practised so he always moves his hat so it doesn’t hit you in the head.