#natm ivan the terrible

[caterpillarinacave]

NATM Textposts; Part 3/???

[wonderlands-ass]

I think I'm still funny

Ft. Nicky trying to end a war and al Capone trying to start one

[trashcannotcan]

Come back i miss you

[thetrophyhusband]

Omg I love the 3 henchmen from natm, they're fictional natm versions are soo funny. I love Ivan the most though ^0^

He’s flattered.

[average-jedtavius-enjoyer]

thinking of all the stinky bad guys from battle of the smithsonian.

they should kiss.

[quirkylatte]

The smithsonian racketeers as females

I finally get to finish this cuz my chargers are ass but I managed to make it into full battery, anyways, uhm have these 3.

I drew more as well

I take the screenshots and redraw them as the opposite gender, lol you think I'm going to leave out the protagonists?

So here is Laura Daley (Larry Daley), Amelio Earhart (Amelia earhart), and General Georgia Custer (General George Custer)

I have fun drawing genderbent natm x3

[fdrsamericanflagduckfloaty]

"Why would you touch Little Nippy??!"

IM CLA;COING I MSIBGGG HRJKL;R'E'S''AAAAE========/.LLNKLO8Y88888888

[fan-ship]

Jimmy :Is there no way to get rid of....Kazimir?

Ivan: Not without cause, dear.

Jimmy: I have cause! it’s beCAUSE I hate him.

[thetrophyhusband]

idk if Ivan would be so open about that but the thought of this exchange made me laugh

hi! Could I request a night at the museum al Capone imagine or dating headcanons? If you don’t want to do it that’s fine!

No, no, no, you don’t understand I love him with all my bones, and you need to request more for him ^^

Next time will totally be a oneshot but its late where I am and I’m sleepy ^^ Haha. I hope you like this! 

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·         Oh boy, he just loves to have you beside him. A little bit of arm candy, you know? Also, you’re basically the only impulse control/rational thought he has access to, so…

·         Is ALWAYS READY to throw down over you.

·         “You are… quite beautiful, oui? Allow me too- “

·         Cue Al freaken flinging his gun off to the side like he has before and COMING OVER TO YOU TWO. “EY! You get your tiny froggy mits off my doll, knucklehead!” So suddenly that you and Napoleon both jump, from surprise.

·         You have to comfort him when he learns about his fate in the Twister Deleted Scene. Just sit by him and pat his shoulder.

·         He loves you to wear his hat or his jacket.

·         He goes to Napoleon for advice when you’re upset with him. Basically, what Napoleon says is, ‘Apologise to her, nitwit. And take her flowers, she deserves to have flowers!!’.

·         He went to Ivan one time and it actually went quite well… until Al mentioned something about Ivan’s past relationships… of which he had 8 wives (Take that, Henry).

·         Always leaning over to you and muttering jokes about the others to you like when Ivan went on about reading and when he went full psycho on Napoleon for bringing up his son.

·         Its very not good, because he’s FUNNY and you end up LAUGHING and people STARE AT YOU.

·         Honestly, he loves to get you in trouble like that, the little shit.

·         You have a whole army of gangster big brothers now, because Al has directed them to protect you at all times. From threats, and flirts alike.

·         His favourite form of PDA? Well, having his arm around you first and foremost. Its easy to continue while he’s working. But coming in at a close second are lip pecks. He’s practised so he always moves his hat so it doesn’t hit you in the head.

[rose-l-20]

NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM MASTERLIST

Please refers to my main Masterlist for my request/writing boundaries

REQUESTS: OPEN

CHARACTERS:

Ahkmenrah, Attila the Hun, Jedediah, Octavius, Theodore Roosevelt, Sacagawea, Larry Daley, Amelia Earhart, Sir Lancelot, Napoleon, Ivan the terrible, Al Capone.

WORKS:

General headcanons - The main 7 characters

REQUESTED BY: @marvelforever352

Amelia Earhart Headcanons

Meeting the in-laws - Ahkmenrah x female reader (COMING SOON)

[soviet-space-ace]

Ivan the Terrible Awesome:

[night-at-the-musian]

Happy September 21, everyone!

Artists: @thevintageducky, @zhingweii, @juditsa88, @tomatoteddy, @valdrift

[wonderlands-ass]

CAN WE GIVE SOME LOVE TO OTHER CHARACTERS THAT AREN'T JEDTAVIUS!?!?

Don't get me wrong I love Jed and oct but every time I go to the natm tag on Tumblr, it's JUST jedtavius.

There are other characters that are just as good as them that just get completely forgotten by like everyone.

Here's my list of characters that shouldn't be forgotten cause they are fucking awesome:

(who in my opinion hardly get ANY recognition)

Atilla

Lancelot

Custer

Sacagawea

Al Capone, Napoleon, Ivan, Kah (my faves 💕)

Ahk's parents (come on they could be such gold in fanfics)

Laa

McPhee (!!!!!!!!!!)

Tilly

Don (I just love him okay)

Old fuckers in natm 1 ( Fredericks, Regenald and Gus)

[trashcannotcan]

Ivan the awesome please come back

[thetrophyhusband]

I may sound weird but the 3 henchmen from natm seem to be cute boys...Ivan the most though ^0^

Al: You're about as subtle as a sledgehammer, Nonnie.

Ivan: Capone and Napoleon have been keeping these asks from me! They feel nothing but jealousy, you see.

Al: Can it!

[starleska]

I think you'll love this trio. (https://youtu.be/c8NaaOt3jjI?si=0BurQ86M9yFNvX54

https://youtu.be/cdIUm8Mbc_w?si=u35IaX4bzqPcK22O

https://youtu.be/Zd_aJEpc0ts?si=0p_95GDlki-YYXQb )

i am so freaked out right now. how on earth have you peered directly into my brain!!!! did you know that Night at the Museum 2 is one of my favourite movies of all time, and possibly one of the worst movie fixations i've ever had? 😭💖 i used to play it EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT!!! and know every single line of dialogue!!! and i have the (flashing lights tw!!!) ancient Jedediah/Octavius videos on my channel to prove it 🙈💖 i think everyone needs to get a little bit obsessed with at least one NATM character for their mental health 😂 mine were (and are) definitely Jedediah and Octavius, but i thought both Kahmunrah and Ahkmenrah were so cute...and this was well before i became a little obsessed with Hank Azaria's other characters, like Gargamel and Comic Book Guy 🥺 everyone in the movie is just hysterical. the trio of Ivan the Terrible, Al Capone and Napoleon had me wheezing. as an Epic Rap Battles of History geek, this was my favourite thing in the world 😭💖