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guess who wont be doing anything this sunday BUT being sad 🔥
#and guess who WONT be seeing ff4 in movie theaters 🔥#see i make it sound funny when its not#idk i might go back to never using this site 😭 since i dont think im even allowed to anymore
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being given a Tony Soprano Summer despite wanting an Ideal Summer is wrong and fucked up
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I think the Joker would be a lot more tolerable as a dude if more writers embraced his characterization from the 1966 Batman movie, in which he's unexpectedly serving as a one man HR department for the four-way evil team up.
everyone else is making pretty obvious contributions to the United Underworld, right? Penguin is supplying the goons and the armed submarine. Catwoman has a sexy Russian altar ego she's using to acquire information and trap Bruce Wayne in an elaborate hostage situation. if you pay close attention to the subtext, it becomes clear that the Riddler's primarily there to supply heaps and heaps of cocaine to fuel the whole endeavour.
and then you have the Joker, who mostly seems to be there to keep an eye on the inventor they kidnapped (not even torturing him, just tricking him into thinking he's on a boat and everything is normal) and occasionally telling the other villains to tone it down and play nice when they start getting in each other's faces. he's not really bringing much to the group project except his sparkling personality, which sort of leaves you with the impression that he maybe got invited along because he's the only one who's friends with everyone else in the group and they needed that stabilizing force. just a chill clown with face paint over his mustache that everybody gets along with.
#if my brain was working id comment so hard in these tags#but my brain imagined sleepovers of the dumbest caliber at the end with “friends with everyone else” so#hope that suffices#batman 66#🤡#🦇66
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New REBLOG Game
Just fucking lie about the previous poster
#previous doesnt like good omens and never has#*pushes 2023 out of frame*#that never happened trust#okbutthatwasacrazytimeontumblr
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before you post, remember S.T.O.P.!!!!
are you SEXUALIZING that old man?
does that old man TURN you ON?
POST.
#real#tumblr only knows about my weird TR obsession#but i have a list you best believe#and maybe 2 of them are reasonable and the rest are not
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various bee swarm stamps! i will do more bees if requested!
#exposing my bee swarm loving ass#this game has had me in its clutches for a minimum of five years#i keep revisiting it every once in a while and getting completely obsessed with it#it never ends#though i cant access my FUCKING ACCOUNT so im banking on roblox doing its job#and letting me access it again#i need to play this stupid stupid game again im insane about it#+ im far into it so i just have end game stuff to get#stamps
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JFK be upon thee
#john f kennedy#JFK#hmm#jfkposting#Art#ducky's art#us presidents#he's so silly I need to squeeze him
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guess i gotta take back any statement ive ever made of finding tf2 medic hot


Suspicious resemblance
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i imagine richard nixon being submissive to me. Just in the room basically waiting for me for tummy rubs etc. like hes a little puppy. Even jerk off to that thought.
i cant do this anymore bro
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"I think Theodore Roosevelt is the biggest cutie patootie, and've fantasized about just spending time around a campfire lying down with him. Nothing sexual, just us hanging out."
#I DIDNT WRITE THIS GUYS TRUST ME /j#no but i didnt write this /srs#theyre right 4 that !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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can't forget 1776 ao3!!
you would not survive 1776 tumblr

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They were doing this on July 2nd 1776
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the gooners
they’re everywhere
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1966 penguin my beloved💜
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ahhh thank you sm for tagging me sparrow !!! <3
im bringing a book for when my social battery fries,
gogurt,
AND im bringing kandi sets for everyone to make kandi, for their own wear and for others!
i have few to tag! so chaos, youre getting tagged again because i dont know who to tag -w-
@atthispointeverythingischaos @abraham-lincolns-wife and ANYBODY who wishes to join! no pressure on doing it, its just for fun <3 !
Let's do our summer picnic tag game:D
I take apple juice and sandwiches


@kuromi1235 @midnightcandygoblin @mushroom-girl89 @weird-stash-gangsta-cat
@kermit-the-fag-uwu
#moots!!#sparrow !!#i had a tag for these things but its been forever (of my own actions) so i forgot it so heres a new one#T✮G G✮ME .ᐟ
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the reconstruction era
just a few more gilded age prezes to make and now i can probably move on to the antebellum and amrev presidents
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