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#This came to me at 1am#“Take a picture it’ll last longer”#Larry looks so pissed in these shots#he’s from NYC he’s like “what like this is the weirdest thing you’ve seen on a bus”#night at the museum#They all so deeply done with everything it’s genuinely hilarious.#Natm#natm octavius#natm jedediah#natm ahkmenrah#natm jedtavius#jedtavius#ahkmenrah#larry daley#natm sacagawea#natm teddy roosevelt#natm attila#Natm dexter#natm nicky#text posts#natm textposts
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“average pharaoh gets stabbed 3 times" factoid actualy just statistical error. average pharaoh gets stabbed 0 times. Ahkmenrah Georg, who lives in tomb & got stabbed over 73 times by brother, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
@throwawayqueensstuff
#spiders georg#night at the museum#natm#ahkmenrah#textpost#my post#original post#i showed my sis spiders georg and she had a good idea
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hey sorry someone put your boyfriend in an hourglass and turned it upside down. yeah no we can't get him out and he's gonna suffocate. can you come over? yeah- yeah bring lincoln too. yeah thanks. ok bye
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I think one of my most off the wall agere headcanons is Ahkmenrah from natm. Like,, the guy is forever a teenager. He's not ever gonna get to grow up, and he still feels all the responsibility of being a pharaoh to his subjects. Let him be boy :(
#fandom agere#sfw agere#agere#age regression#safe agere#agere fandom#agere headcanons#natm agere#agere textpost
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HE MOVED ON FROM THE ROOT CAUSE OF HIS ANGER AND FOUND HAPPINESS .... HE LET THE GUNS GO LIKE A TOXIC COPING MECHANISM...
oH GOD I JUST REALIZED
tHE REASON JED SEEMS SO MUCH MORE LAID BACK IN NATM: KAHMUNRAH RISES AGAIN IS BECAUSE HE HAS A LASSO INSTEAD OF GUNS.
WHY DOES THAT MATTER??
BECAUSE, THAT'S HIS SHAME- THE SECRET TO JEDEDIAH'S IMPOTENT RAGE! HIS GUNS DON'T WORK!
NO GUNS THAT DON'T WORK MEANS NO IMPOTENT RAGE
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such is the nature of the internet that every few years i remember how much i love night at the museum
#natm#night at the museum#textpost#did i see a jedtavius scene comp on youtube and click it?#yes i did and i don't regret it at all#i was an active member of the fandom for like 2years it's wild
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sorry to everyone in the natm reunion youtube live chat that had to see my friends & i 20 minutes before the stream started talk about jedtavius. /j
not extremely sorry because i thought it was hilarious and i thank them sm for making it fun & i probably wouldn’t have even commented if they didn’t say anything 😭😭 i don’t use tumblr that often but if you saw me with the dn “I love Cowboys” hiiii
#natm#night at the museum#jedtavius#ITS JUST ME RAMBLING#textpost#wow a textpost how unusual#sorry but not really sorry it was very fun#was going to donate but they didnt accept paypal grr rgrr GRABHHBH#ok. hi
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thinkin’ about ahkmenrah again. god, I love that funky little egyptian.
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NATM Texposts 7/???
#I have so many for this third movie lol#I hope the moon one lands because I find it ridiculously hilarious#Oh boy. This is a lot to tag.#Natm#night at the museum#natm3#natm text posts#Natm textposts#Natm jedediah#natm octavius#jedtavius#natm larry#larry daley#natm tilly#Natm director mcphee#Natm ahkmenrah#ahkmenrah#natm teddy roosevelt#natm sacagawea#natm Attila#Natm nicky#Natm lancelot#You know what. I give up that’s all the characters in tagging#Natm text posts
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NATM Text Posts; Part 2/???
#I am hilarious I know#Some of these aren’t that funny actually but I hate posting short posts#Natm textposts#Natm textpost#Natm#night at the museum#Okay I have to tag all this. *deep inhale*#natm sacagawea#natm ahkmenrah#ahkmenrah#natm Larry#larry daley#natm rexy#Natm Cecil#Natm gus#Natm Reginald#Natm octavius#natm Jedediah#jedtavius#natm teddy roosevelt
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NATM Textposts; Part 3/???
#lets not talk about how the quality varies from amazing to four total pixels#Natm Textposts#Natm textpost#Natm#night at the museum#…tagging time#larry daley#natm larry#Natm Amelia Earhart#Natm amelia#Natm kahmunrah#Kahmunrah#natm Ivan the terrible#natm sacagawea#natm Al Capone#Natm napoleon#Natm Custer#natm octavius#Jedtavius
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this was my first ever natm textpost and this still stands because imagine thinking that your friends are dead and then you just get a picture from them that’s just
“🤠👍🏼🤪”
i love how the way jed and oct reassured larry that they were alive was by taking a selfie
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bring it in 😌🥺😇
NATM Textposts Part 5/???
#I was gonna save this one for the big complication of NATM3 text posts#But I feel like posting now#Natm#natm3#jedtavius#natm jedediah#natm octavius#night at the museum#natm text posts#Natm textpost#Natm textposts#I forgot what the tag was for this#Can you really blame me rn#Natm text post
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“Chest bump🥺?”
NATM Textposts 4/??
#I love that little scene#“what’s a flapjack🤔”#Natm#night at the museum#shitpost#Natm textposts#Textpost#jedtavius#natm jedediah#natm jedtavius#natm octavius
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NATM Textposts; Part 3/???
#Fuck it I’ll post two text post comps in a day hashtag borntobewild#I do very productive things with my times and can be trusted with Pinterest and tumblr guys I swear#This one’s kind of short#Natm#Natm textposts#Natm textpost#Night at the museum#natm attila#natm Jedediah#natm octavius#natm jedtavius#Natm Dexter#natm larry#larry daley#natm ahkmenrah#ahkmenrah
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“too dark? 🧐”
NATM Textposts Part 6/???
#He’s so unhinged (affectionate)#Natm textposts#Night at the museum#I’m working on a compilation of these and have too many that work for the same handful of shots#Natm#Ahkmenrah#natm ahkmenrah
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