#natm2

[caterpillarinacave]

NATM Textposts: 8/?

[doltbimbo]

Chat..it took me 3 hours to make him and I finally did it (:<

[sliceocheese]

more lore: ive been wantinng to make a jedetavius centered natm comic for SOOOO LONG OMG and i 1 need some help lol 2 dont wanna be discouraged by… anything ngl

so im getting yalls opinions on things to see how im going to go about this :D

PLEASE REBLOG THIS POLL AND ADD TAGS AND @‘s OR WHAT EVER :DDDD

[princessofsmithsonian]

“Here are the new assistants as these display pieces added to the castle for a new upgrade!! So feel free to talk to any of them, but don’t be inappropriate!” - Jove

//talking in OOC//

//Hi, I’m doltbimbo running this account and please read before spamming asks//

1) No rude, sexual or creepy remarks, as Yes this is an RP group Blog, I am a REAL PERSON running this Blog

2) DO NOT flirt with my characters

3) cursing is fine but please refrain from cursing out or using slurs

4) THEY ARE NATM OCS and this Blog has no Connection to the ACTUAL natm franchise itself,

5) Please remember to seperate the ocs from their hisotrical figure counterparts, I made them for fun

[ricardian-werewolf]

Ohhhh no. Oh dear god no! The hyperfixation that led to the infamous “sardine sarcophagus,” joke with @the-oo-o-odore!

But also Ahkmenrah...

istg he awakened shit in me

[night-at-the-musian]

as soon as i grab the japanese audio of natm2, who wants to help me animate the hourglass scene as the shoujo anime it clearly was meant to be

[slashingdisneypasta]

'I speak Toon Patrol'

How do you think Al would react to his s/o understanding his slang and/or understanding him talking to his boys in Italian? (Because I assume he spoke Italian for obvious reasons) I feel like the boys would be like “boSS YA GIRL CAN UNDERSTAND US, Y/N HOW??”

Oh lord. On the slang thing, I’m pretty sure with most of it, any modern English speakers could figure it out from context and general knowledge, but since they hang out with mostly (Medieval) Russians, (Ancient) Egyptians and (Napoleonic era) Frenchmen, I could understand why they’re surprised XD 

You: Yeah. I speak Toon Patrol. Don’t underestimate me. 

Al and his boys: Hmmmm *Squints- they’re figuring that they’re gonna have to be a lot more careful about what they say in front of you now XD* 

On the Italian thing- AL’s JAZZED. Ya’ll can have secret conversations with eachother now!! Especially in front of the guys~ XD Al would like to make his associates confused.  

[caterpillarinacave]

have I ever mentioned how much I love the costumes in NATM

[doltbimbo]

This trend but with beet kare

[thejackalxi]

just seen your tattoo - woahh here i thought i was a fan! looks like you’re having fun 👍 how’s it healin’?

Not sure how old this question is, but it healed great!

(fresh in 2015 versus 2023)

[mostly-natm]

I just woke up from a horrible nightmare of this account being hacked. Some notable highlights:

- They were definitely a real person/artist. They also liked Star Trek, but only made content of their Star Trek Muppet OCs.

- They changed my blog colors from green to bright red. They also changed my tagline to something longer, without capitalization (I can’t remember what) and replaced my icon and header.

- At first, they didn’t make their own posts but just edited all of mine to replace the content with their own. They also had commissions, so they just edited my pinned post. They changed many of my posts to link to YouTube videos of their main Star Trek Muppet OC, where they had actually created the thing and filmed it professionally. Can’t say they weren’t talented or dedicated.

- They had their OWN blog and “brand” and everything. Their name was Ugly. Their videos started with something like “Ugly Creations!”

- I didn’t lose access to this account, but was terrified that anything I posted would be immediately deleted by them anyway. They DMed me from their OWN blog to tell me how much they hated me and to “leave Data alone 😂”.

- Once they’d edited most of my posts to replace my content with their own, they also started making text posts. Everyone seemed to interact with them like they had no idea they weren’t me, which drove a stake through my heart. Simultaneously, they must have known people knew something was up, because they posted a text post pretending to be the actual me, gaining my account back, saying we had “worked it out! 🥰”

- Of course I looked for recourse for all of this, but the only solution Tumblr had was to make a new blog all together. I debated what I should change my URL to since they still had my old one. Mostly-Natm2 or Mostly-Natm 2.0 were the top contenders. I also had a stressful time trying to remember my blog description word for word.

- I’ve used emojis here to convey their tone, but actually they typed more like this: “leave Data alone —=+ [ | %.. ! = )” Again, though, they were definitely a real person.

[yeagrave]

just had a brainwave hangster night at the museum!AU

Bradley working the night guard shift and Jake being a historical pilot from the 1940s who’s wax figure comes to life (à la Amelia Earhart in natm2)

…I need to draw this

[fdrsamericanflagduckfloaty]

?????

so i was looking at the NATM2 poster because why not and i just realized:

they got Jedediah on a horse, which, okay, cool, love that for him, but then they have Octavius just standing really... stiffly? without his then-new canonical pet squirrel? and now i'm wondering why they gave Jedediah his horse but not Octavius his beloved pet squirrel.

Give Octavius his god damn squirrel.

[natmdirtyconfessions]

Whenever I watch NATM2, and Kahmunrah's beefy biceps are visible in the camera shot, I desparately imagine raking my fingernails up and down his arms as he pins me down, choking me, smirking wickedly while commanding me to say his name.

Submitted by @thejackalxi

I'm the sort of guy to prefer bears, but I too can appreciate some quality hunks. I kinda wanna bite his arms.

~Mod Ian🚬🏳️‍⚧️

Guys I don't think you understand. This is the Kah simp. They have a Kahmunrah tattoo. We've made it.

-Mod YDA🌼