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there’s a Napoleon blog up (thecorsicanofdestiny)

Excellent! Ill go follow!

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Since a certain dirty NATM confessions blog doesn't seem to post NON- anonymous confessions (namely mine) I'll be totally transparent on my OWN blog,

I want Kahmunrah to wreck all of me and destroy my insides, use me as a toy until I'm completely broken.

Y'all that are makin anon confessions about Kahmunrah are cowards, own that shit! *mic drop

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Kahmunrah

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comfort characters meme:

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banner originally on @strawbxrryidiot 's blog !

୧ ‧₊˚ Howdy cowboy ⋅ ☆

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Yeah I'm just remaking this presentation because the first one was very bad 💀 So yeah I'm a creator, you can call me Zee, I'm genderfluid use principally they/them as pronouns, but you can ask me (since it changes everyday lmao) and I'm omnisexual and demiasexual. I'm 16 y/o and an artist, I'm mostly in the fandom NatM but I also into TMNT 2012, Recess, Coraline and Littlest PetShop.

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⌗ I'm a part of the ADHD gang (undiagnosed) so don't be afraid if I'm crazy 🤡♡���🌈⃤

⌗ I'm still kinda practicing digital art so please don't be rude. ‧₊˚✩彡

⌗ I'm inlove with the Jedtavius ship, Sacagawea x Teddy (idk if they have a name) and also Knightguard (Larry x Lancelot). But I hate (yes) Tabletguardians (Ahkmenrah x Larry) simply because it's a fuckin' pro$h1p and it needs to stop. ʚɞ ⁺˖ ⸝⸝

⌗ I also have an oc named Silvia, that I'm still working on and that I'll introduce in the future. She'll have some kind of a relationship that'll evolve with Akhmenrah so if you don't support oc x canon just leave. ☾⋆｡𖦹 °✩

⌗ I support every ship exept pro$h1p. Remember that everyone has their own ship and opinion so please don't argue over it. ❀˖°

⌗ English is NOT MY MAIN LANGUAGE ! I'm good at it and I can have a discussion with someone but it's not perfect. I'm acctually French oui oui baguette. ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

⌗ I won't answer to people that DM me exept my close friends or some events that in which I would participate. ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚

⌗ I'll do some angst/gore drawing (NOT NSFW) but I'll always put a trigger warning, so if you uncomfortable with it just leave. ⋆˚☆˖°

⌗ I'm not taking commissions rn but maybe in the future ! ⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪

Thank you for your support and understanding. ₊˚✧𑁍.ೃ࿔*:･

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Kahmunrah: You’re out here because I crave the most dangerous game.

Jed and Octavius, nodding knowingly: Knife Monopoly.

Kahmunrah:

Kahmunrah: I was going to hunt you both for sport but now I’m interested in what Knife Monopoly is.

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Arctic wolf (Canis lupus arctos) by Jim Brandenburg

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Because I can't seem to stop making new Star Wars OCs, this is my little Rodian baby boy, Rori (6)

His parents were killed by Empirial Revivalists (not to be confused with the First Order) and made his way to Batuu, where he was discovered by Jagger Cameron-Lowell (Shistavanen/Devaronian) and his business partner Leo (Bothan). Rori had snuck into their repair shop to steal food and any loose credits.

Instead of turning the little thief over to the police, Jagger offered him a job, teach him how to repair and maintain speeders and ships, and after talking with his wife Amaryllis (Shistavanen, force user), the couple decided to take him into their home.

Jagger and Amaryllis' own children (3 Shistavanens- Azalea[cisf she/her], Birch[ftm he/him, force sensitive, but not strong in the force], and Poppy [cisf she/they and the only force user]) almost immediately accepted the orphan Rodian as part of their pack and vowed to protect him.

He's very fast and agile, very quiet and sweet, however, he can never seem to keep his hands off things that don't belong to him and is easily distracted by shiny objects.

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10 years ago, I went to Washington DC, sporting my hand-drawn merch to the Castle Building, and the Museum of Television and Radio sitting at the foot of Lord Kahmunrah's (Archie Bunker's chair) throne.

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Okay but am I the only one thinking..

Kahmunrah ?

Doing drag ?

Like a drag queen ?

No ?

Is it just me ?

I mean, it probably was just you but I started thinking about it too now

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NATM Textposts; Part 3/???

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My amazing sister drew my Star Wars shistavanen OC, Sasha! 🥰

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Star Wars OC, Sasha Lowell

Half Shistavanen, half old-blood Devaronian, Sasha was raised by her Shistavanen father on the Endor moon, safe to conduct his work remotely. At age 8, her home was raided, her father presumed dead, and shes abducted by slavers. The shipment is intercepted by pirates allowing her a chance to escape, where she then bumps into a Sith lord, who frees her from her bindings and miraculously allows her to live, encouraging/threatening her to run. She survives in the wilderness for some time before coming across a transport ship captained by a Twi'lek single mother, Arainiya and preteen daughter, Kaliyah "Kali". Sasha stows away on their ship and is only discovered after theyve landed on Coruscant. Arainiya decides to take her in and raise her as her own.

Arainiya does transport and shipment work on and off planet, meanwhile has a second job dancing at a night club owned by a terrifying woman named Goura and Goura's small, sweet, and subservient husband. ( They are my own original species called Anglorians, inspired by angler fish respectively. Like the Kalamarians, but hideous blobby angler fish as far as Goura is concerned)

To help make more money, and because of Sasha getting into too many fights at school, she agrees to help make deliveries for the family business until she turns 18 and auditions to dance in the nightclub. She even goes as far as recording and mixing her own tracks sometimes as she gets older (voice claim is Kesha).

Later down the line, she crosses paths with the Sith Lord that once saved her life and offers whatever services he needs to begin to pay him back. She proves herself and he keeps her on call for when he needs eyes and ears, years later he hires her to perform and entertain on his fancy party yachts acting also as a loyal informant.

What's funny about Sasha, is I first created her around 2020 when Hazbin Hotel's "Addict" dropped. So you can imagine my overwhelming joy when Queen Bee debuted in Helluva Boss looking so similar to my girl and of course, being voiced by Kesha, and being the wild party girl.

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Does anyone have the transcript for Kahmunrah Rises Again?

My goal is to re-dub Kahmunrah's dialogue with his iconic Boris Karloff-esque voice made famous by Hank Azaria, just to see what could have been, and it see if it makes a difference in regards to the terrible dialogue.

I almost want to improvizational play with some of the lines anyway, I think there was a lot of missed opportunity to play with the script, in a franchise that's 75% built on improv comedy.

I REALLLY don't wanna have to sit through the movie and listen to Joseph's dialogue to compile all of Kahmunrah's lines. Or if a kind soul wanted to compile all of his lines of dialogue for me, that would be incredible and MOST appreciated!