#incorrect rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles quotes

[anns-works]

Leo: Bye! I'm going out to meet with Usagi!

Mikey, cheekily: He's going to see his boyfriend~

2k12 gang, thinking abt Usagi Miyamoto, who is old enough to be their grandpa:

[kovalitics]

[dysfunctional-doodle]

They are the role models of all time. Don’t let them share ideas.

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I am so sorry for the horrible quality of this comic and lack of blog posts, I’ve been busy doing moving stuff for my final university year and it’s uh bleugh. Hopefully I can give some better content soon?

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Oracle, check into their cameras.

Barbara: Oh sure, let me just load my "tap into every security camera in Gotham" app.

Barbara: *taps the screen*

Barbara: I’m sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn’t. I am in.

[kaysdenofchaos]

Splinter: ah yes, my 5th favorite child

Leo: …you only have four sons

Splinter, pointing at April: don’t disrespect your sister like that

[eliothedud9000]

mind meld is a goated episode, def one of my favorites

[deadtiredghost]

Same Leo. Same.

[fabuloustrash05]

Rise Mikey, about Splinter & Draxum: I have two dads!

2012 Mikey: Me too!

2012 Leo: What? No we don’t.

2012 Mikey: No. *You* don’t have two dads, *I* have two dads. *shows a picture of Sal Commander* See?! MY second dad!

2012 Donnie: Technically, I also have two dads. *shows a pic of him and Fugitoid* I miss him…

2012 Raph, holding Chompy with Slash standing menacingly behind him: I’m a dad of two.

[we-provide-leverage]

Nate: "Tap into their security cameras." Hardison: "Oh sure, let me just load my 'Tap Into Every Security Camera in New York' app." Hardison: "I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm, it wasn't. I'm in."

[bingobongocheerio]

Donnie: [About Leo] I'm afraid he may never wake up from his coma.

(Y/N): On his will, it says he's left all his updog to you.

Donnie: What is updog?

(Y/N): I don't know.

Leo: [His body starts convulsing]

[pacoholin]

*Y/n and Leo chilling on their phone in the sewers*

Y/n: "I think I'm in love with Donnie"

Leo *slowly stop looking at his phone and look her* ".... Come again?*

Y/n: "I think I'm in love with Donnie"

Leo : *his silence is loud*

Y/n: "...Any thought?"

Leo: "and prayers..... your gonna need them...."

Y/n:...

Leo: "it's time to seek God woman! Your sanity holds in the balance!!"

[anns-works]

2k12!Leonardo: Who are you?

Rise!Leo: I'm you but I can pretend to have my issues in order to not distress my brothers much.

2k12!Leonardo, tears up: You're all I could wish to be.

[kovalitics]

[elohyou]

disaster twins as stuff me and my sibling said PART THREE BAY BEEEEEEEEE (the colors didnt change ur crazy /j) (part 1) (part 2) (part 4) (MASTERPOST)

also i showed my sibling these and. the way they reacted was so donniecore. i had to draw it.

TELL ME IF U CANT READ MY HANDWRITING IT IS VERY VERY BAD. also it's rushed cuz im running low on time and i wanted to post ANYWAYS.

[balkanbitch]

Bruce: *gets slammed in to a wall and rubble falls on him during a mission*

All of his children running over:

Dick: Dad! Dad! Are you hurt?

Bruce: Of course I am hurt!

Jason dumping dirt on Bruce with a shovel: We shall miss you father!

[risewriter]

ROTTMNT: Packed

Raph: Alright! Everyone ready?

Mikey: I’m so ready for our outing!

Donnie: Don’t we need supplies?

Mikey: Oh, don’t worry! I asked Leo to pack for us.

Raph: You asked Leo?

Donnie: Oh, brother.

Mikey: Hm?

Leo: *Slides into the conversation with a full backpack* Leo’s ready to- *Grabs a toy tire from the bag and rolls it over the ground* roll~!

Raph: Please tell me you packed something useful.

Leo: Oh, you bet I did! *Takes a seashell out of the bag* I shell show you! It took some time~! *Places an alarm clock on the ground* But! After a-! *Heaves out a weight* TON of work, I fit everything in the backpack that we need!

Mikey: *Snorts*

Raph: You didn’t just bring stuff to make jokes, right?

Donnie: I seriously doubt that.

Leo: Hey! I did my absolute best!

Donnie: Now, that. That I believe.

Raph: Ok, sure. Show us “everything we need” then.

Leo: Prepare to be amazed! *Reaches to the bottom of the bag and shows a piece of paper he reads aloud* Everything! *Smirks*

RMD: . . .

Mikey: Nyahaha! Its a paper with everything on it! I get i-

Donnie: Ok, I’m not going. Or else we might return with only three members instead of four.