#incorrect rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles quotes

[anns-works]

Leo: Bye! I'm going out to meet with Usagi!

Mikey, cheekily: He's going to see his boyfriend~

2k12 gang, thinking abt Usagi Miyamoto, who is old enough to be their grandpa:

[turtle-bros]

Donatello: "In this instance, pragmatism and optimism aren't necessarily contradictory." Leonardo: "I know big words too!" Leonardo: "Saxophone..."

[kovalitics]

[dysfunctional-doodle]

They are the role models of all time. Don’t let them share ideas.

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I am so sorry for the horrible quality of this comic and lack of blog posts, I’ve been busy doing moving stuff for my final university year and it’s uh bleugh. Hopefully I can give some better content soon?

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Oracle, check into their cameras.

Barbara: Oh sure, let me just load my "tap into every security camera in Gotham" app.

Barbara: *taps the screen*

Barbara: I’m sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn’t. I am in.

[kaysdenofchaos]

Splinter: ah yes, my 5th favorite child

Leo: …you only have four sons

Splinter, pointing at April: don’t disrespect your sister like that

[eliothedud9000]

mind meld is a goated episode, def one of my favorites

[deadtiredghost]

Same Leo. Same.

[fabuloustrash05]

Rise Mikey, about Splinter & Draxum: I have two dads!

2012 Mikey: Me too!

2012 Leo: What? No we don’t.

2012 Mikey: No. *You* don’t have two dads, *I* have two dads. *shows a picture of Sal Commander* See?! MY second dad!

2012 Donnie: Technically, I also have two dads. *shows a pic of him and Fugitoid* I miss him…

2012 Raph, holding Chompy with Slash standing menacingly behind him: I’m a dad of two.

[we-provide-leverage]

Nate: "Tap into their security cameras." Hardison: "Oh sure, let me just load my 'Tap Into Every Security Camera in New York' app." Hardison: "I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm, it wasn't. I'm in."

[bingobongocheerio]

Donnie: [About Leo] I'm afraid he may never wake up from his coma.

(Y/N): On his will, it says he's left all his updog to you.

Donnie: What is updog?

(Y/N): I don't know.

Leo: [His body starts convulsing]

[anns-works]

Leo: Hey, whats that?

Venus: Thats a list of shit I need to get done.

Leo, squints at the list: "Cringe Therapy"???

Venus: You look me in the eyes and tell me we don't need that.

Leo: Yeah-no, I see your point. But here's my point.

Leo: It's "Cringe Theorapy". As it's spelled wrong.

Venus:

Venus, tad defensive: It's a hard word to spell man.

Leo: Aren't you an English Major.

Venus, now INCREDIBLY defensive: SORRY FOR NEVER RECEIVING A FORMAL EDUCATION DUE TO MY BIOLOGAL QUIRKS!

[zee-rambles]

Leo: I’m the leader now! What I say goes!

Raph: Yeah well I’m the big brother and this ain’t a mission so we are not going to bust up a laundromat just because you don’t have enough money for ice cream.

[kovalitics]

[pacoholin]

*Y/n and Leo chilling on their phone in the sewers*

Y/n: "I think I'm in love with Donnie"

Leo *slowly stop looking at his phone and look her* ".... Come again?*

Y/n: "I think I'm in love with Donnie"

Leo : *his silence is loud*

Y/n: "...Any thought?"

Leo: "and prayers..... your gonna need them...."

Y/n:...

Leo: "it's time to seek God woman! Your sanity holds in the balance!!"

[elohyou]

disaster twins as stuff me and my sibling said PART THREE BAY BEEEEEEEEE (the colors didnt change ur crazy /j) (part 1) (part 2) (part 4) (MASTERPOST)

also i showed my sibling these and. the way they reacted was so donniecore. i had to draw it.

TELL ME IF U CANT READ MY HANDWRITING IT IS VERY VERY BAD. also it's rushed cuz im running low on time and i wanted to post ANYWAYS.