#incorrect rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles quotes
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risewriter · 2 days ago
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ROTTMNT: Injured
Leo: Donnie.. I think I got hurt pretty bad.
Donnie: You only scraped your knee-
Leo: And after that fall I’m feeling really, really, bad~! Like, dying kinds of bad!
Donnie: *In sarcastic tone* Oh, really? Wow, I didn’t notice that. Guess I’ll go ahead and dig a hole for you then.
Raph: *Bonks Donnie on the head* Just give him the bandaid with sunglasses on it.
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anns-works · 2 years ago
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Leo: Bye! I'm going out to meet with Usagi!
Mikey, cheekily: He's going to see his boyfriend~
2k12 gang, thinking abt Usagi Miyamoto, who is old enough to be their grandpa:
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kovalitics · 8 months ago
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dysfunctional-doodle · 2 months ago
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They are the role models of all time. Don’t let them share ideas.
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I am so sorry for the horrible quality of this comic and lack of blog posts, I’ve been busy doing moving stuff for my final university year and it’s uh bleugh. Hopefully I can give some better content soon?
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incorrectbatfam · 9 months ago
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Bruce: Oracle, check into their cameras.
Barbara: Oh sure, let me just load my "tap into every security camera in Gotham" app.
Barbara: *taps the screen*
Barbara: I’m sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn’t. I am in.
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kaysdenofchaos · 4 days ago
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Splinter: ah yes, my 5th favorite child
Leo: …you only have four sons
Splinter, pointing at April: don’t disrespect your sister like that
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eliothedud9000 · 2 months ago
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mind meld is a goated episode, def one of my favorites
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deadtiredghost · 2 months ago
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Same Leo. Same.
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fabuloustrash05 · 4 months ago
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Rise Mikey, about Splinter & Draxum: I have two dads!
2012 Mikey: Me too!
2012 Leo: What? No we don’t.
2012 Mikey: No. *You* don’t have two dads, *I* have two dads. *shows a picture of Sal Commander* See?! MY second dad!
2012 Donnie: Technically, I also have two dads. *shows a pic of him and Fugitoid* I miss him…
2012 Raph, holding Chompy with Slash standing menacingly behind him: I’m a dad of two.
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we-provide-leverage · 5 months ago
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Nate: "Tap into their security cameras." Hardison: "Oh sure, let me just load my 'Tap Into Every Security Camera in New York' app." Hardison: "I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm, it wasn't. I'm in."
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risewriter · 3 days ago
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ROTTMNT: Picture
Raph: So, guys, how’s hanging that picture goin’-! *Finds out the wall is gone* What the shell?!
Donnie: *Is building a new wall from scratch* This wall isn’t strong enough to hold a picture with my face on it, Raph!
Leo: *Brings in lots of lights* And we need much more lighting to do my face justice!
Raph: Where even is the picture?!
L&D: *Point to the craft corner*
Raph: Mikey.
Mikey: The frame lacked crucial glitter, ok?!
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anns-works · 2 years ago
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2k12!Leonardo: Who are you?
Rise!Leo: I'm you but I can pretend to have my issues in order to not distress my brothers much.
2k12!Leonardo, tears up: You're all I could wish to be.
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kovalitics · 9 months ago
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bingobongocheerio · 5 months ago
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Donnie: [About Leo] I'm afraid he may never wake up from his coma.
(Y/N): On his will, it says he's left all his updog to you.
Donnie: What is updog?
(Y/N): I don't know.
Leo: [His body starts convulsing]
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pacoholin · 7 months ago
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*Y/n and Leo chilling on their phone in the sewers*
Y/n: "I think I'm in love with Donnie"
Leo *slowly stop looking at his phone and look her* ".... Come again?*
Y/n: "I think I'm in love with Donnie"
Leo : *his silence is loud*
Y/n: "...Any thought?"
Leo: "and prayers..... your gonna need them...."
Y/n:...
Leo: "it's time to seek God woman! Your sanity holds in the balance!!"
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elohyou · 1 year ago
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disaster twins as stuff me and my sibling said PART THREE BAY BEEEEEEEEE (the colors didnt change ur crazy /j) (part 1) (part 2) (part 4) (MASTERPOST)
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also i showed my sibling these and. the way they reacted was so donniecore. i had to draw it.
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TELL ME IF U CANT READ MY HANDWRITING IT IS VERY VERY BAD. also it's rushed cuz im running low on time and i wanted to post ANYWAYS.
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