#fanfic shitposting

[foone]

Of course I'm a multifandom author!

There's TOS, TNG, DS9, VOY... that's four fandoms right there!

[anns-works]

Leo: Bye! I'm going out to meet with Usagi!

Mikey, cheekily: He's going to see his boyfriend~

2k12 gang, thinking abt Usagi Miyamoto, who is old enough to be their grandpa:

[romances-not-tragedies]

Is Sadi Ratan truly intimidated by Jo Gar? Probably yes. Could also be why he hates the Island Detective...that much. Or does he?

Get to read this quote and the ensuing consequence(s) of the both of them being forced to be honest with one another in this Jo Gar fanfic.

[bellaxgiornata]

I have absolutely no idea what y'all are talking about. I don't write anything but sheer tooth-rotting fluff. I most certainly don't torture the fictional men I love.

But let's definitely carpool to hell @pastafossa @shouldbestudying41 and @farfromstrange because I'd like to meet the Devil. I hear he's got a great ass 👌🏻

‘don’t you want your favourite character to be happy???’ no? i want my favourite character to be interesting. i want me to be happy. which sometimes involves my favourite character being in exquisite agony

[mi1kw33d-2]

ao3 is crazy because you'll read the most gut-wrenching 200k word slowburn that leaves you sobbing into your sweater at four in the morning and the author will be applejacksmonstercock

[neo--queen--serenity]

the man with a plan

[rosegolden13]

Yes, I want to be his neighbor. Of course I want to be the stripper at the club he owns. I want to be his fated omega. I want to be his co-worker. I want to be his doctor, his arranged wife, his enemy, his childhood friend, his kid’s babysitter, his girlfriend, his wife, his ex-wife, his barista, his soulmate, his strange cryptid, his favorite blood bag, his divorce attorney, his pr relationship, his boss, his secretary, his sugar baby, his... I think you get the point.

In all universes, physical forms, and realities, I want that man.

[live-from-flaturn]

"But you already wrote that trope."

[fishwithtitz]

Oops it me

[bebx]

I don’t need therapy. I need my husband (archive of our own) to return from war (the server is currently down) and come home to his devoted wife (an ao3 user who was in the middle of reading a gay sex scene). it’s been almost two years (20 minutes) since he (ao3) has been taken from me

[notherpuppet]

Sorry Mr. King of Hell, Alastor hails from the land of stubborn, violent psychopaths 😔

(what it do my fellow americans)

[anns-works]

Lloyd, on the bottom bunk: *sneezes*

Jay, on the top bunk: Bless you.

Lloyd: GRANDFATHER?!?!?!?!?

[romances-not-tragedies]

Lt. Sadi Ratan: And you will be brought to trial for lying to me, a police officer!

Atty. Edilberto Alcantara: (bursting into Jo Gar's office) "Lying to me"? Who the fuck do you think Jo Gar is, your wayward husband?

[crispyliza]

I've got you all figured out fanartists

[shitpostingsterek]

credit

[nocheaseforyougoodsir]

"I cannot bear your burden but I will love you through it, if you allow me." Is this from Shakespeare or some other famous author NOPE ITS FROM A FUCKING MERTHUR FANFIC