#inhaling pigeon meme

[romances-not-tragedies]

Is Sadi Ratan truly intimidated by Jo Gar? Probably yes. Could also be why he hates the Island Detective...that much. Or does he?

Get to read this quote and the ensuing consequence(s) of the both of them being forced to be honest with one another in this Jo Gar fanfic.

[hazbinhotelexpansion]

Oh I was BORN to answer your request, prepare for all of my random discord quotes

Are you climbing the inside of the elevator??? ..........maybe

"I want them Zoloft boys"

"ok I think the phone has been in the microwave long enough"

She could run a kingdom, people would listen to her, she's very loud!

I'll sop your wet! ... I'll wet your sop? No, neither of those sound right, joke canceled, goodbye

You know me I love dead people

You want me to go straight to bed? Why not gay to bed???

"this tastes like battery acid, but if battery acid was tasty"

Gusty showers sounds like a terrible name for a retirement community

What happens if you have nipple pasties that just look like nipples? "Then you need nipple pasties for your nipple pasties" Nipple-pasty-ception "Get a bra that looks like boobs and put nipple pasties on that"

Yeah I'm like canonically allergic to chihuahuas in specific

"Jesus told a tree to off itself and then he threw a table"

"am I a Honda or a person?"

"NOW GIVE ME YOUR FACE AND DONT ASK QUESTIONS"

Gasp! Someone cheesed him!

WHY WOULD YOU MAKE MY LITTLE BOY INTO LEMONADE

"using my telekinesis to lift my daughter out of her crib just in time for her father to see her levitating randomly"

"why are we talking about bacon now I thought we were talking about your daddy issues"

I do not have a gender, I have a question

oh pants stopped happening like 30 minutes ago

just calling me Charizard is unhelpful team

I AM THE PICASSO OF MEMES

Ope there goes angel climbing into the China closet again

EVIL JELLO MY NEW GENDER

"I have a *weird* problem, are you ready to hear about my *weird* problem" "always" "my brownies are too oily"

"Before I can own a pigeon, I need to get my bird permit" Your..... Birdmit

It doesn't have to be a bunch of sad white women drinking wine sitting in a rented conference room with a bunch of tables all done up in tablecloths with droopy streamers and half floating balloons

he can be a soft boi *and* a crackhead!!!

"they're Jean shoes" YOU GOT THE FUCKIN JHOES???

Please refrain from happy biting the cannibal

WOOHOO KEVIN GOT BOOPS

Two pigeons, chilling on the sidewalk, five feet apart cause they're not gay

"you're watching a weiner schnitzel be made? Isn't that a dog?"

"she wouldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo"

About husk: probably grumpy enough to overpower catnip by the sheer force of cynicism

About niffty being drunk: she's a spastic caffeinated squirrel in traffic that's just taken a nice long inhale of, uh, snow

no actually I think you're right! I like my impulsive, self destructive behaviors

don't turn yourself into one of those cooked children in the backseat you're always hearing about, Pls don't cook yourself over your trauma

YEAH WE HAVE CHILD LABOR ON THIS BUS!

Mickey mouse voice: you can't spell drunk driving without U and I!

He has the mcdonald's headset of infinite wisdom

*angrily* IM GONNA TURN YOU INTO TREE FOOD

Sudden vox in my head: and now introducing, this.... Fuckin thing..... *gestures to cursed cat alastor on a small runway behind him*

HOPE THESE HELP YOU GUYS IM LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING THE NEW CONTENT!

Friend, I am

CRYING

[darkmasterofcupcakes]

DHMIS Review: Short 3, Love

I’ve made it clear that I feel like this is the short that I feel gets the most undeserved flack - with people still liking it, but most people I’ve seen calling it the worst of the six original shorts - and now I can actually explain why I think “Love” is underrated. 

I can’t help but wonder if Red Guy’s comment about how it’s nice to finally be outside has a bit of a double meaning to it? Knowing that this is the first episode after the kickstarter was finished gives it the meaning of them being happy to be free (though based on the poster, apparently they never let anyone know they weren’t missing anymore) after what they went through. But I could also see it being a bit of a meta joke, since this episode is the first (and ultimately ends up being the only short) where the Students are outside the house for the whole time.

Actually, I think it’s the only episode of either series where they’re not in the house at all; even the TV show episodes where they spend most of the episode somewhere else open with them in the house before the main plot gets going. So, this really is a special episode in a lot of ways.

I don’t know what part of the opening bit amuses me most: the fact that they just have raw chicken to eat for the picnic; Yellow just showing the utmost childish glee over a butterfly only for Duck to smash it onto said chicken without a thought; Duck and Red watching Yellow run away crying and literally not doing anything; or Red blankly commenting that Yellow seems upset (after he ran away crying),

Only just now did I notice that there’s a slight echo to Shrignold’s voice when he says his first line. Is that supposed to be foreshadowing? Because at the end, it does seem to be slightly ambiguous as to whether the events of the episode actually happened - or at least, happened like we saw them - or if it was all some kind of a dream. So maybe the echo was a sign that Yellow was starting to fall asleep or was beginning to daydream or something? Especially when the whole thing starts with Shrignold addressing the issue that Yellow was having - something he may or may not have had any reason to know about.

I have watched this short so many times over the years, and only now did I notice that Shrignold not only has hearts on his wings, but stars and diamonds as well. Though, in my defense, the stars and diamonds are tiny compared to the hearts. 

Does anyone know which came first - the “Is this a pigeon” meme or this short? If the meme came first, I don’t know if it was an intentional reference or not, but the fact that Yellow mistakes Shrignold, a butterfly, for a pigeon of all birds....It feels like it’s at least a subconscious nod if nothing else. Either way, it’s hilarious. Even more so when you realize Shrignold literally doesn’t even seem to care and just goes on with his lesson.

Love how very contradictory Shrignold is at the very start of his lesson, first with how he offers to hold Yellow’s hand, only to fly away the second the puppet reaches for him; and then again when they’re flying through the sky. Because he follows up the line about how everyone hates Yellow and no one cares...with a claim that love is everywhere. Two statements that really seem to contradict each other, since hate is typically seen as the antithesis of love, and it’s kind of hard to love if you don’t care. Unless the message Shrignold is trying to push onto Yellow is that love in general is everywhere....except for where Yellow is, because everyone hates Yellow and nobody cares about him, specifically.

What is with Duck’s weird little eyebrow raise after he tells Red that he wants to eat the chicken instead of following Yellow? Seriously, I don’t know what it’s supposed to convey, or if it was just a mistake the puppeteer made and they kept it in because it’s not like it distracts too much from the scene.

Anyone else notice that Duck and Red Guy apparently just inhaled all of the chicken picnic? Maybe more time was supposed to have passed than we see, but as far as the short goes, they apparently went from deciding they wanted to eat the chicken...to it all being completely devoured in the span of like, five seconds. Also, peak comedic timing with the way Duck just stares at the camera until it suddenly cuts back to the stuff with the Love Cult.

This really does feel like the first time a lesson seems to contradict itself, doesn’t it? With how the members of the Love Cult all seem to express love for things like friends and pets, but as soon as Yellow tries to declare he loves things in presumably a platonic way, he’s shot down and told he has to “save” his love for his “special one”. Speaking of which, I love how the Special One is clearly modeled to be a distaff counterpart to Yellow (probably making fun of that trope in a lot of fiction), what with the similar facial structures and how she has pink hair to compliment Yellow’s blue hair....but she’s just given teeth to make her all the more unsettling. Because if you want puppets to be scary, give them teeth.

Gotta love the classic story of Michael, the Loneliest Boy in Town. Even if it really does seem like nobody actually knows how it connects to the lesson about love. And once again, the comedic timing in this episode is perfection.

Okay, the way the song develops from just being about the general concept of “love” to specifically being about romantic love and marriage between a man and woman is already amusing to me....then you have the complete and total switch into the cult stuff. Made even better by how Yellow seems just as confused as any first time viewers probably are when you get the abrupt tonal shift.

Genuinely want to know how Becky and Joe came up with the whole idea of these animals worshipping a giant stone head named Malcolm that eats gravel. I am trying to figure out the connection between any of that and love and coming up with nothing. But, I will say the fact that when Yellow is told he’d have to change his name, and his changed name is Shrigis, is basically where the idea of his real name being “Dennis” came from - since using Shrignold’s name as reference, it’d seem like the first part of your name gets changed to “Shrig” and “Dennis” is the name that felt like it fit the best with Yellow’s “new” name.

So, the ending still doesn’t make it completely clear whether everything happened or not....though the caterpillar that hatches from the egg does raise some disturbing questions that I don’t want answered. Though I will say that the whole thing of “Red and Duck love Yellow and they show it be apologizing for upsetting him and bringing him something to cheer him up”....might not work quite as well when you realize that they apparently still finished their picnic before going off to look for him, so apparently they did think food was more important than his feelings. 

[jakesguitarstring]

one last caress ||optional epilogue|| j.m.k

summary: two years ago josh kiszka walked away and the world shifted. then the world shifts again when jake, sammy, and danny show up and say that josh is missing. finding josh is one thing, but what happens if he’s found? can bridges be mended or is it too late?

words: 1.2k 

prologue || chapter one || chapter two || chapter three || chapter four || chapter five || optional epilogue 

a/n: okay, i can’t not have a happy ending... so here’s an optional epilogue for the hopeless romantics like me :) 

ONE YEAR LATER 

You smiled down at your phone as you sent off a text to Danny and Sam. The group chat had continued since Josh had been found, mostly full of stupid jokes or memes and well wishes on birthdays and holidays. But it was nice to have them back in your life. You even talked to Jake once and a while, you guys had been through hell together, so it was impossible not to check in. For the most part, life had moved on for you, except this time, it actually moved on. You weren’t just pretending to be okay. You weren’t putting on a brave face. For too long you had lived your life as someone you missed out on something perfect and magical, instead of accepting the fact that you had lived that perfect magical thing. Just because it didn’t last forever doesn’t mean you lost it, it was still there, deep inside you. The anger and iciness that had for so long grown in your chest gave way to the peaceful acceptance of a rose that bloomed in bright vivid colors. 

The sun shone and it was a beautiful day and you let the rays warm your face as you inhaled. It was the perfect Saturday as you walked to the coffee shop down the street. You thought about the rest of your plans for the day, maybe the farmer’s market or a trip to the lake or some shopping, you didn’t have anything concrete, willing to see where the day would take you. Since last year, an easy peacefulness had enveloped you. You took each day as it came and tried hard to not obsess over what had passed or what was coming ahead. The familiar smell of the coffee shop surrounded you as you walked in. A barista at the front nodded to you as you approached to order. 

“Would you like anything from the bakery with your drink today?” They asked with a smile. You stepped back to look at the case to see if anything caught your eye. 

A familiar voice interrupted your thoughts. “Always go for the baked good.” 

You spun around to see Josh standing behind you. A smile spread across your face and his face mirrored it. You rushed over to hug him, wrapping your arms around his neck. His hands wrapped around your waist as he pulled you in tight. He ducked his head and chuckled into your neck. “I’m happy to see you too.” 

You pulled away but left your hands resting on his shoulders, so he left his on your waist. “What the hell are you doing here?” You laughed. 

“Ah, y’know I was in town.” He joked. “Let me pay for your drink and whatever you pick from the pastry case.” He fully pulled away from you and motioned for you to finish ordering. 

You sat opposite him at a table right in front of the window as he took a sip of his hot tea.

“So… are you stalking me now or something?” You smirked into your own mug. 

He laughed, bright and easy. “Ah, then I would be a terrible stalker ‘cause you found me.” You laughed with him. “No, no. I, uh, came to town to see you. But I got kinda nervous, so I thought I’d stop here for some liquid courage.” 

“They don’t sell fireball here, Joshua.” He grinned. “Why didn’t you tell me you were coming?” You asked.

“To be honest I was worried you wouldn’t wanna see me.” 

“And you concluded that showing up at my doorstep was a better solution.” 

His smile fell. “Ah, I see the error of my ways.” 

You didn’t let him feel bad for more than a second. “I’m glad you’re here.”  

“Thank the heavens. I kept saying I was going to call or text or, hell, send something by carrier pigeon, but nothing I wrote ever sounded right. It couldn’t convey how I feel, it felt unnatural. So I thought I’d just come here and wing it.” 

“Well, I’m listening now.” You raised a brow. 

He was quiet for a minute. “Ah, shit…” he groaned. “I have no idea what to say.” He laughed. “Y’know I’ve spent the last year ruminating on us, on how we treated each other, our love… all of it. I finally started to feel at peace with it all. I know where I did you wrong. I know we both made mistakes. We expected too much or not enough… I guess we never truly heard one another. Or maybe it was just me. I was so invested in myself that I never listened to you. It all fell on an impenetrable mind. And I’m sorry for that.” He sighed and looked up at you. “But most of all I want to apologize for ever making you feel like you needed me. God, you’re so strong. Stronger than me I think. You don’t need me and I think now you know. And I don’t know what I did to be the reason you thought that you weren’t strong. But I’m so sorry. I know apologies can feel empty and hollow but…” 

“No, no. Yours don’t. I, uh,...” you sniffed. Light tears fell down your face. He grasped your hand from across the table. He let you cry for a few moments and you were grateful that you were the only two in the coffee shop. When the tears started to subside he jumped up and returned with a couple napkins that he handed you. “Thanks.” You wiped your eyes and your nose. 

“I didn’t mean to make you cry.” He murmured, taking your hand again. 

You laughed. “No, it’s just that, well, I’ve spent this year doing the same thing. I blamed you for so long for taking something from me and I never realized that I took it from myself. It’s true I gave too much of myself to you, but I also never let myself heal. I just tried to bulldoze my way through it. If I ignored it, it wouldn’t matter. But that never works, does it?” 

“No. It doesn’t.” 

“Growing up is hard.” You took another sip of your drink. He smiled and lifted his mug for a cheer. You clinked your mug against his and shared in his smile. “You really flew all the way here just to apologize?” 

“For the most part, yeah.” 

“An expensive apology.” 

“Worth it.” His thumb rubbed the top of your hand, with it he unraveled memories that you’d long stored in a dusty unused part of your brain. All of the good times, all of the bad times, all of the tears, the fighting, the laughter, every single high and low. Every memory that reminded you why love is worth it, especially if it means growth. 

“Ask me what you really came here to ask.” You demanded. 

“I don’t know what you mean?” He confessed. 

“Don’t play coy. Ask it.” 

He bit his bottom lip and then he gave you the biggest grin you’d ever seen. “Do you want to try again?” 

“Yes.” 

Just because people are in love with each other doesn’t mean that they’re meant to be together. And, yeah, a lot of the time it does hurt to try. But maybe this time you’ll get it right.

[dragynkeep]

Toph, Katara, and Zuko aka my faves (Send me a character Meme)

meme, accepting.

toph answered here !

katara.

sexuality / gender hc. demi - bisexual & nonbinary.

favourite ships. zuko, toph, jet, lu ten.

brotp. suki, ty lee.

notp. aang, azula.

happy hc. katara sometimes loves to sit in the rain, feeling the water run over her skin & wet her hair, just relishing in the relief from the heat & the ability to just have a moment with herself & her thoughts. almost a welcome home to herself.

angsty hc. this is pretty much canon but katara really does struggle with being put into the mothering role & her inability to let it go. sometimes she wishes she could, sometimes katara wonders why she can’t just leave those dishes, or those clothes, or not make that food; sometimes she wishes she could just walk away & keep on walking. but the anxiety, the panic, it makes her feel like she can’t breathe until she does. like her worth is directly tied to her ability as a mother figure.

random hc. katara just, really loves diving when she swims. she loves the momentary rush of freedom & fear that comes with it, before returning home to her element.

general opinion. i could talk for hours about katara & how i think despite her relative treatment in the show, she absolutely deserved better. she deserved more agency, more of a voice. she deserved a love that would treat her fairly. she deserved to be more than the pigeon hole they shoved her into by the end of the show.

zuko.

sexuality / gender hc. demi - bisexual & nonbinary.

favourite ships. katara, suki, jet, toph, jin.

brotp. ty lee, mai, aang, sokka.

notp. mai.

happy hc. zuko raising turtle ducks !! it’s one of the first things he does when the pressures of royal life begin to really get to him, invigorating the turtle duck pond in the palace grounds & making that his place to retreat & destress when he needs to.

angsty hc. when ozai burned him during the agni kai, it didn’t only affect zuko’s eyesight but because he inhaled some of the fire in a panic; it scarred his throat. this lead to his breathing & taste also being affected, which is why he really leans towards almost overwhelmingly flavourful foods, just so he can taste something.

random hc. zuko feels really sleepy during dusk, which can be tied to the fact that the sun is going down but also that he’s such an early riser.

general opinion. i could also talk about zuko for hours, i think he’s such a fascinatingly rich character & one that we could absolutely benefit from today in this puritan culture of doing one bad thing & you’re marked forever. zuko was more than his mistakes, his blood, his heritage; in the end, zuko atoned & changed as he did because of who he was, not who he was related to & that’s an incredibly important message for abuse victims.

[kpoperic]

can you describe every BTS member from your POV? like your opinion about them?:)

Sure!!!! I’ll give you my general opinion on them!!!!!!!!!!

Suga: He’s an odd person. I like Yoongi kind of for who he is rather than for his looks. When it comes to being around BTS he always looks like he's going to stab someone and sometimes he lightens up and has fun but not always!!! I would consider him one of the best rappers in K-pop though!!! Listening to his Mix Tape and Wings solo was the first time I was moved by rap and it gave me a more of an appreciation for rap in general. One thing I really like about him is how passionate he is about music and he’s so good at what he does!!  

Rap Monster: I love him!!!! He’s my bias!!!! I like Rap Monster for his body and everything about him!!!!For someone who didn’t start out as a dancer, he’s a pretty good dancer BUT if I was to compare him to everyone in the group! Then he sucks but that’s ok! I love the flow to his rapping and how consistent it is when flipping from English to Korean. I do find it annoying how he started that stupid meme!! Nowadays only Kboos use the You Got Jams meme!!! I COULD SAY WAY MORE BUT IT’D BE TOO LONG so I shortened it to that!!!!

Jungkook: Aww I’m gonna eat him up like the cookie that he is!!! He is definitely the cutest member and he has the best voice in the whole group!!! I love how smooth and nice his voice is and honestly, without Jungkook there would be no BTS!!! If he did leave BTS then so would the fandom!! I think most ARMYS are ARMYS because of him!!!

Jin: Poor thing!!! Every time I see Jin I think of a child who has so much unexplored potential!!! I find it amazing how he was able to get into an Idol group with minimal singing and dancing experience!! He has such a sweet voice that needs to be put to better use!!! HE NEEDS MORE LINES!!! I absolutely love the cover he did to ‘I love you’! I really do want to see him in a Kdrama though but V beat him to that with Hwraang I think!!! Since he likes to cook Jimin eats which fattens him up!!! So he unintentionally contributes to him obesity!!! He also looks like a pigeon to me!!! 

V: V Oppa is strange!!! V has a very strange and unique personality which can make him extremely adorable and gay!!! He is indeed a questionable human being!!! V is the most sexualized out of everyone in BTS!! He’s cute and all but I don’t find him to be all that sexy!!! I really don’t like his singing it sounds like he’s inhaling and exhaling at the same time!!!! HE ADDS SO MUCH GOD DAMN BREATH!!! I think it helps him hit highs notes because his voice is SO deep but I may be wrong!! Now it’s just a stylistic approach I guess!!!

Jhope: no!!!!!!!! He was the first person to catch my eye when I discovered BTS but after getting into the group I can say for a fact he’s my least favourite! Suga and Jhope are the two extremes when it comes to emotion! Suga is depression and Jhope is Hyperthymia!!! Hoseok is the visual hole of the group!!! He is a good rapper but he isn’t as good as Namjoon and Yoongi! His dancing is pretty good though!!

Jimin: He ruffles my Jim Jams!!!!! Jimin is so caring and he genuinely cares for his fans!!! I really like his voice but it’s very hit or miss. Sometimes he sounds good but sometimes he sounds awful!!!! He has great work ethic and works tirelessly to perfect his choreography! Since he works so hard he is the best dancer in the group in my opinion!!! Jimin is a walking health concern though!!!!! When he debuted he had a nice body and abs but over time he lost them!!! Now he just east and east and gains weight!!!! I must admit it’s impressive how good he is even though he’s obese!!!!!  

Thanks for the Ask and here are my basic opinions on them I could have gone more in-depth but that would be better for a full post!!!!! 

[cxruscxte--archive-blog]

300+ FOLLOWER FOREVER (Speech && mentions under the cut)

Inhales

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

OK BUT

WHAT ???

I can’t believe I already have 300 followers!!! I don’t think I can say anything more that I haven’t said in my last follower forever. I love every single one of you to no absolute end, you guys! It’s a stupid thing to say, but I do not think highly of my portrayal of Angie, she’s much sadder than she should be hahaa,, but all of you have done such a great job of making me feel better about it, like following me or wanting to interact with me. All of it makes me feel like my Angie isn’t as bad as I think it is! You’re all absolute sweeties and I keep making more friends as time passes. It feels amazing here, even if I do encounter a few bumps along the way!

I know I take a long time to make replies and I probably should be writing up ask replies instead of doing yet another follower forever, but oh WELL WHAT CAN YA DO

Like before, I’ll tag a few of my good acquaintances (BC I DON’T KNOW IF YA’LL CONSIDER ME A FRIEND–) and pat their backs virtually for being nice to me.

BUT BEFORE I DO SHOUT OUT TO MY NON-RP FRIEND

@bettynayo | BBY I LOVE YOU ??? YOU’RE LIKE THE ONLY PERSON I’M GONNA CALL A FRIEND HERE BC I’M FAIRLY CERTAIN WE’RE FRIENDS HHHA—I’LL NEVER FORGET THAT FAITHFUL NIGHT YOU SENT ME THAT DRAWING OF KOA AND I ACTUALLY STARTED CRYING??? I will literally never get over that ok, your art is super beautiful and I love it and I love you most importantly and you’re like always there and hHHH A A we totally need to do a skype call someday bc we can sing Hamilton songs I’ll scream “TO THE GROOM” at you bc that’s the only line I know out of the hour I listened (That’s a lie, I can probably sing You’ll Be Back from memory) you’re my Shinnaga, musical, Kenichi Suzumura, relatable daily struggle™ and most importantly – my hentai art friend and I absolutely love you ok REMEMBER THAT LET’S NEVER STOP TALKING MY DUDE IN 60 YEARS WE CAN BOTH SIT ON BENCHES OUTSIDE IN OUR OWN ENDS, FEEDING THE PIGEONS AND CHATTING ON FUTURISTIC TUMBLR

Ok now that this little shite is over with FOR MY MAIN ROLEPLAY BNITCHES

@zxtsubxu | I felt like I had to mention you first idk why. YOU MAKE ME FEEL PAIN—literally let’s just kill each other with angst,, I love your writing and I never thought that ?? I could ship ??? Mastermind Eggo and Idorru Anggg ??? LITERALLY WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME (jkjk Ily)

@mxgicxlrxd | HI GIN ur a good Himiko and we never actually had a thread but oH WELL HAH A maybe one day when we both manage to finish our replies. But for real tho, I absolutely love you, you’re really great and UR THE SHIT UR MY HIMIKO UR A GOOD I LO VE Y O U BEEEEPIPIPI

@not-a-suspicious-guy | Goldy, MY DUDE- I have to make you a reply im sorry omg don’t hurt me,, but okay really, you’re like a super great Amami and your writing is top notch™ PLUS UM ??? YOUR ART ??? WHAT THE HELL GOALS ???? listen, you actually made me love Amami even more than I did before and I don’t understand,, let us both sit in a problematic chair position as we pray to our one and only lord Ran Through A Mommy (remind me to marry u in 8 years btw)

@kxaito | NGL I ALMOST FORGOT TO MENTION YOU I’M ADDING YOU LAST MINUTE—I was like “GASP SHIT PEYTON–” it’s no follower forever without everyone’s favorite Kaito ; ) you’re really nice and like I hope we’re both gazing at the same stars right now ah our love shan’t die—what am I even talking abt soRR Y SORRY UR THE STAR BAE and your Kaito is so ?? good ??? if it wasn’t for you I’d probably wouldn’t be wallowing in despair for Kaito rn GEE THANKS

@pseudxcode | WE’VE NEVER HAD A THREAD EITHER OOP but ur great, ur art is great, please, if I talk good shit abt u will you let me kill all the magical girls and present their corpses to Chihiro (JKJK) srsly tho, your Chihiro ??? more like GOOD SHIT™ and we should probably make an actual thread ( ; ) magical gals)

@hcnorcoded | UM AHRI AHRI A H R  I !!!!! MY FIRST FRIEND!!!! THANK ! YOU ! FOR ! EXISTING ! You’re an absolute beauty and so is your Ishimaru, I love you x25 and just ?? just ??? kudos for being such a beautiful human being and actually taking your time and talking to Living Breathing Trash Can Em,, I’ll be the Rin to ur Pana (KAYOCHIN)

@positivepianist | POSI YOU ARE MY GOLDEN HUED SWEETHEART AND I JUST ?????????????? BNITCH WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD TO EVERYONE ?????? whY ARE YOU SO GOOD TO ME WHAT ??? I don’t deserve your super duper preciousness and you totally deserve the love people give you and the more you apologize the more I’m like “the hell are you apologizing for you’re the best human here you’re super puRE DO NO T” I want to hug you a lot you seem so huggable + ur Kaede is just the best Kaede and I just I WANT TO HUG UR KAEDE TOO

@docilexdisguises | DEST YOU LITERALLY JUST MADE A FOLLOWER FOREVER THANK U FOR MENTIONING ME AND LIKE LISTEN the world needs to know abt the Ikea thing we have. Magical girl group verse ??? nah that’s shit. Lost in Ikea group verse??? HERE’S WHAT’S MCHECKING LIT FAM THAT’S THE SHIT MAKE IT KNOWN – no but seriously, your Tsumugi is great, it made me warm up to the actual Cosplay Trash no matter how infuriated she makes me feel lma o—

@relixum (and ur other blogs im too lazy to mention) | it us !! the uncoolest kiddo squad !!! I haven’t talked to u in like a week and I feel bad for doing that lmao oops—but seriously, I love your writing !!! your Hinata is the perfect Hinata and I love how you portray him ??? idk what it is buT YOU HAVE SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOUR HINATA SPECIAL !!! Maybe it’s because ur a special human too hohoho—alright but seriously (ALSO IMMA MENTION IN EVERY FOLLOWER FOREVER BUT THE SALT && PEPPPER AU–)

@ahogerobotto | at this point, all my compliments are drained and idk what to say anymore and AAAAAA—Sai, your Beep Boop Robotto is super good and you too are super great and I swear to god, you’re making me love Kiibo more like I just ??? uGH AAAA I blame you for my emotional pain for Kiibo hahA

And now, a line-up of Shinguuji’s

@hominumfabula | RIGHT UH I HAVEN’T SAID HI TO YOU IN AGES BUT YOU’RE STILL A SUPERB GUUJI and u too are a superb human being, you’re nice and you’re a meme and idk what else to say you’re a Golden Trash Can™ I can’t keep coming up with new shit abt u, ur just rlly good and remember that ok

@xshinguuji | there’s too many Shinguuji’s for me to even talk abt anything extra hhO—buT SERIOUSLY you’re super good and you’re a real sweetie ???? I’d hug you as much as I’d hug Posi tbh and I’d also hug your Guuji ??? he’s a sweet boi™ (probably takes it from the equally sweet mun

@shinguvji | confession time, I actually just spent 20 seconds trying to remember your url name bc I’m typing it all in word and I just ??? “wait what’s Iggy’s Guuji url heck” but seriously I just ??? I’m sorry about Foodfight, I’m sorry you have to live through that bullshit bUT I’M NEVER GONNA LET YOU LIVE IT DOWN AFAFSAFSDAS srsly tho your Guuji’s great, you’re great, I’d let you be my bath demon any day and I’ll share all my Kappa facts with you

BABES I FEEL LIKE I DON’T TALK TO ENOUGH AND I FEEL LIKE I’M NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO CALL YA’LL MY GOOD BNITCHES BUT MAYBE IN THE FUTURE—

@malchancevilain | ARE WE FRIENDS OR ???? Idk I like you and we need to meme around more and make like 1252835923582 inside jokes so I’d be like “OH LOOK IT’S A GOOD TOGAMEME” and I mean you’re still a good togameme BUT ARE WE LIKE ACQUAINTED ENOUGH FOR ME TO SAY THAT WITHOUT BEING WEIRD OR—OK BUT SERIOUSLY thanks for like thinking of literally everything for the magical girl verse thank u bby

@snappshot // @cantatory | ok so RIVAL GROUP ASDASDAasf we need to plot more so I could write that magical girl starter for u aaaaaaaaaa—ok but rlly ur great, ur muses are great, we need to talk more hhhaaha

@nullverum | im too lazy to mention ur oc blog bye- BUT INHALES – YOU’RE T OXI C I’M SL I PP ING UND E R srsly ur good keep being a meme

@gambogeish | I WASN’T SURE WHICH CATEGORY YOU BELONG TO AAAAA but seriously, I enjoy talking to you and hhh thank you for the beautiful image of Saihara with a magical girl skirt (Marilyn Monroe vent scene with Saihara tho haha wink wonk)

@thirdtimemasterpiece | hhHH I DON’T KNOW IF I SHOULD CONSIDER YOU A SUPER FRIEND HH—BC I CONSIDER EVERYONE A SUPER FRIEND BUT IM NOT SU R E – but ok uh thanks for getting the MH theme permanently stuck in my head ??? // your Angie is good tho u are the senpai I shall learn from you

HEY HO I THINK THAT’S ALL ????