#incorrect raven boys quotes

[foxesjostens]

adam: i hate when i’m trying to scry with my orb and someone’s like “GET OUT OF THE BOWLING LANE!” first of all, work on yourself .

[saah4r]

Ronan: My kink is doing stupid shit and watching Adam speed run the five stages of grief as he realises he still wants to fuck me

[shipsdoishipidk]

Dick, hissing: I am sick and tired of him. He always shows up out of nowhere and what does he do? Nothing! He’s always just follows me around going ‘Robin, your punch on the right is weak, you aim for the heart.’ ‘Nightwing, your snark is like a rabbit with fangs.’ ‘Little bird, did you just get out of bed because I could take you right now.’ And ‘you’re dripping sweat- Wally: ‘-am I working you too hard?’ Dick: Yes! You understand! Roy: Uh no. No we don’t. It’s all in the “how to flirt with your oblivious fellow hero counterpart” book. Dick: W-what? There’s-what? Raven: yes, it’s quite…collective. Dick: WHO WOULD EVEN WRITE SOMETHING LIKE THAT?! Gar: Dude it’s written by a bunch of thugs and villains. It’s like famous. Even the Joker added stuff to it. Dick: oh my god why would Slade even read that?! Wally: Dick. My buddy. My bro. My ship in friendship. C’mon. Dick: what-it’s not like he’s trying to flirt. Garth: *turning to the group* and this is why there’s "oblivious" in the title. Dick: *flustered* hey! Fine, even if he is, why would he read a "how to romance" book? Roy: Now we’re asking the right questions. Dick, he doesn’t read it. He’s the source of inspiration. Dick: Wha- Roy: A bunch of thugs got tired of seeing him flirting with you and started complaining about it at the villains' bar. One of them got the really dumb or maybe really smart idea to write a self-help book about all the pick up lines Slade’s used on you over the years. Dick: No. Roy: Yup. Dick: No. no. There’s no way. I would’ve noticed. If someone was flirting with me all these years, I would’ve noticed! Wally: Really? Thanks for noticing then. Roy: And not saying anything. Dick: What? Garth: *shoving Roy and Wally* Nothing! Get your butt tootalooting out of here. You have business to catch up on. Dick: *getting shoved out the door and having it slammed shut behind him* I- Raven: That worked out great. Gar: Yeah! Wait no! I thought we didn’t want them together? Garth: Yeah that was the plan. I guess it just slipped out. We have a bigger problem now. Wally: what? Garth: Who’s gonna tell Batman that Dick knows about Slade’s interests now? Roy: Wally: Gar: Raven: Roy, Wally, Garth, and Gar: ICALLNOTIT Roy, Wally, Garth, and Gar:... Wally: Raven? Raven: *Glaring* Wally: Yup, yeah, okay, that’s fine too. Roy: *packing his bow* whatever, I’ve got a suitor to hunt down. Wally: Me too. Gar: I’m gonna hang out with Raven, bye! Gar and Raven: *disappearing* Garth: hey, anyone? Garth: *dragging out the communicator* Why is it always me? Garth: …actually you know what? Fuck Batman. Enjoy your new fresh hell, you possessive fuck. We’re all gonna be in it.

[eternalbobatea]

Gansey, genuinely worried: ADAM YOU'RE BLEEDING OUT LET ME PAY THE AMBULANCE BILLS ISTG (I swear to Glendower)

Adam fucking Parrish, laying in a pool of his own blood: I'm sorry, is this OUR stab wound?? Stay out of it

[queenofghost]

Incorrect DC quotes part 8: titans edition

[moondustinfj]

Adam: Hey Ronan

Ronan *internally* : There he goes, my favorite person in the world...How is he so beautiful? I can look at his hands all day. He's literally the smartest the strongest person i know...Does he even notice how much i adore him? God i love him so much

Ronan *externally* : What the FUCK do you want??

[squash1]

gansey: “so i’m confused, when you ask me how i’m doing or try to take care of me, you’re being a good friend. but when i ask you how you’re doing and try to take care of you, i don’t respect you as a peer and pity you secretly?

adam: “you’re not confused. you nailed it, gansey.”

[fandomnerd9602]

Can you please make incorrect quotes for Titans and Raven confronting Y/N who is literally chilling out inside of Raven's mindscape with Dark Raven?

The Titans charge through Raven's mindscape to find Y/N...

They pause when they find Y/N relaxing on a couch with Dark Raven...

Y/N: hey guys

Starfire: you are not in the trouble?

Y/N: oh i am in trouble

Robin:

Y/N: love trouble

Dark Raven snuggles with Y/N...

Beast Boy: this is weird, dude!

Raven: I'm happy, Y/N's happy. deal with it

[unfashionably-late-comics]

Featuring my favorite sunshine boy and goth girl combo

[genyasafinsmissingeye]

Ronan: The first time I saw you, I prayed to God for you

Adam: The first time I saw you, I thought you were a fucking dick

[moonyintheskywithdiamonds]

Ronan watching Adam walk away

RONAN to himself: Parrish, you're killing me.

GANSEY: Can I ask you a personal question?

RONAN: Nope.

GANSEY: Have you told him how you feel?

RONAN: He’s my best friend. It would ruin our friendship. That's how I feel.

GANSEY: That's not how you feel.

RONAN: I sent out the vibes. I got nothing back, okay? So I'm leaving them alone.

GANSEY: Vibes. Really? Vibes?

NOAH: That's where he stares at the back of Adam's neck for several hours. People love that.

RONAN: Oh, shut up, Czerny!

[dcsuperherogirls]

Starfire: Why are you two always out during rainstorms?

Raven: It's so peaceful and refreshing. I love the smell of rain.

Beast Boy: Cyborg bet me I couldn't get struck by lightning, but he's WRONG.

[saah4r]

blue, at starbucks: I'd like a venti latte with uhm, seven espresso shots

ronan, in line behind her: jesus christ, just do cocaine

[ficreadergirl]

Part-180 -end 2- ↓ Dick: So is she okay? 😟 Jason: Yes. How is she? 😟 Tim & Damian & Cass & Barbara & Steph & Kory & Artemis & Alfred & Bruce: 😟 Duke & Kate: 😊 All together: Yay!!! 🥳 🫂 Madame Xanadu: It was difficult to banish that demon but we managed to do it with her help. 😏 Raven: 😳 me? Gar: Yes. She's great right? 😉 Raven: 😳 Artemis: Which demon we're talking about? 🤔 Madame Xanadu: I think she should explain it. I have things to do. 👋 *left* Raven: That demon was... Trigon. 😔 Gar: Your dad?? 😲 All together: 😯 Raven: Yes... 😞 Artemis: It's not your fault. You know that don't you? 🙂 Raven: 😳 Gar: Yes! It's not. Let's eat something to celebrate this news that Y/n is safe and free from him. 😃 Steph & Cass: Exactly! 😃 Barbara & Kory: I feel so hungry too. 😄 Dick & Bruce & Alfred: There is already an open buffet. Why don't you get in line? 😠 Gar & Raven: Why should we? We're not in restaurant are we? 😉 Artemis: Stop talking the kids like that. 😑 Dick: 😧 okay ma'am. *Jason slowly moving away from crowd to your room* Y/n: 😴 Jason: 😟 Rose: You scared of what her reaction will be when she wakes up? 😏 Jason: 😯 how did you get in? Rose: 🤷‍♀️ Jason: I'm not scared of anything. 🤨 Rose: Okay then let's wake her up for food. Y/n? 🗣️😄 Jason: Shut up! 😨 *You waking up* Y/n: 🤕 what happened to me? I feel like I was hit by a truck. 😣 Rose: Steph hit you honey. 😊 Jason: Don't move. You're hurt. Go back to sleep. 😦 Y/n: Jason... 😦 Jason: I was about to leave. 🙁 Y/n: No... 😔 Jason: 😟 Rose: I think I'm starving. I'll go get you two canapés too. But like... 2 hours later. 😉 *left* Y/n & Jason: 😳 Y/n: I'm sor-- 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 ↓

Other chapters

[blueseysyogurt]

Gansey: Yesterday, I overheard Noah saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Ronan replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

(props to the incorrect quote generator for spewing this)

[headcanonthings]

Star-Fire: What is love? Robin: An emotional minefield. Raven: A neurochemical reaction. Beast-Boy and Cyborg: 🎶 Baby don't hurt me 🎶