#incorrect myth

[mtolympusmemes]

Artemis: Ladies, it's time to stop "weaponizing" your looks and time to start wearing actual weapons. Forget winging your eyeliner sharp enough to kill a man and invest in some steel toed boots

[aaronofithaca05]

Me and the Girls simping around the Ithacan royal family as they pass by our beach, (conjuring ways so they stay united and the Telegonh doesn't ocurr)

Aaron: odysseus

Titi: Telemachus

Mads: Penelope

I rest my case

[mytholympus]

*Hera finding out about Dionysus*

Hera: YOU’RE ZEUS’S SON?… THAT UNFAITHFUL,DOUBLE-CROSSING, TWO-TIMING ASS OF A HUSBAND! I am going to kil-

Dionysus: WAIT! But I’m the god of wine!

Hera: -keep you safe… I’m going to keep you safe is what I was about to say!

Dionysus:

Hera: …Do you have a wine list?

[mer-acle]

Reality TV girls night on Olympus:

Artemis: Can we not watch a straight dating show for once?

Athena: Can we not watch a dating show for once?

Aphrodite: :(

Hestia: Girls, find something that you all like.

Athena: ...Dating but with stupid games in between is fine.

*they find a show to watch*

Hera: I swear if this fucker cheats on her I will flip the table.

Demeter: Oh gods they have children the poor babies :(

*The couple fails spectacularly at a stupid game and scream at each other*

Athena: That was so dumb I am so close to a war crime.

Aphrodite, crying: You are always close to a war crime!

Hestia: What's wrong, honey?

Aphrodite: They're terrible to each other! I want them to be healthy and I'm love!

Artemis: Like I'm saying, fucking men.

Hera, downing another glass of wine: You are so right.

Athena: To be fair, they are both absolutely useless.

Artemis: APOLLO I CAN FUCKING HEAR YOU!

*The door tumbles open and Apollo and Ares tumble in.*

Apollo: You never invite me for this stuff! I love Reality TV!

Ares: APHRODITE WHY ARE YOU CRYING, WHO HURT MY LOVE?

*Aphrodite points at the couple on screen*

*Ares smashes the screen*

Athena, massaging the bridge of her nose: Every fucking time.

[chimera-tail]

Artemis: *concerned* You know those things will kill you, right?

Athena: *pouring another glass of wine* That’s the point.

Ares: *smoking a cigarette* We’re trying to speed up the process.

Apollo: *nods while eating raw cookie dough*

[mytho-maniac-108]

Greek army: *breathes*

Nestor: Back in my day-

[bruciemilf]

Matt Reeves has the potential to give us the funniest comedic duo with Martinez and Bruce.

Martinez, bored out of his mind, sipping on his Barbie ice coffee: Gun to your head, would you rather kiss Joker or Riddler?

Bruce, who wanted a barbie drink too but was too awkward to order: Gun to my head? Pull the trigger

Martinez: wh E E Z E

[sungodra]

Achilles: Go big or go home!

Patroclus, with tears in his eyes: I'm begging you, Achilles, for once in your life, please, just this once, go home

Achilles: I'm going big

[sarnai4]

Hermes: Happy Halloween, everybody! Let's share fears!

Athena: This seems weird.

Hermes: So is Halloween. Aphrodite, you should start.

Aphrodite: Bugs. Not only are they gross, they don't believe in love. Have you seen what praying mantises do after mating? (Shudders)

Apollo: Losing my senses. I wouldn't be able to enjoy music or any of the other arts.

Artemis: Having to just stay inside all day and never go hunt or enjoy nature. It would be worse than fighting Hera again.

Hephaestus: Losing inspiration to craft new items. That would crush me.

Dionysus: Having to drink only water for the rest of my life. Just strike me with madness if that happens.

Athena: Not living up to the expectations I set for myself. That would be disappointing.

Ares: Being returned to the darkness where nothing exists except for me and I begin to doubt even that, only to realize over a year later that I was real, but my absence in the world made no difference to anyone.

Everyone (staring at Ares):...

Hermes (sheepishly): Well, now saying a fear of gravity just seems silly.

[lenaleviosa]

*Achilles arriving in the underworld*

Achilles: “Where’s Patro-“

Hades: “FINALLY! ACHILLES- a word please”

Achilles: “Sure, but could you tell me where Patroclus -“

Hades: “Look around”

Achilles: “I am, but it’s so crowded in here, I can’t see him”

Hades: “Exactly!”

Hades: “A 10 year long war was already bad enough, but then you had to go and murder 10 000 people in one day???”

Hades: “Frank over here - who you gracefully pierced with your spear btw - has been standing in this exact same spot for three days because I’ve got no place to put him!”

Achilles: “So I’m guessing you’re not going to help me find Patroclus, then?”

[mtolympusmemes]

Hermes, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Artemis: You did WHAT– Apollo: William Snakepeare

[athenas-sw0rd]

Agamemnon: I never considered you a rival.

Achilles: I never considered you at all.

[mytholympus]

Ares: What the fuck are daddy issues? Just traumatize your father back.

[miifu666]

Wukong : so you're saying i will be able to properly defeat THE heavens without a scratch AND the jade emperor if i agree?

Suklha : oh of course, theres a price to pay for it though~

Wukong : hmm... Sounds fishy, no loopholes tho! Right?!

Suklha : nopee~!

Wukong : okay deal, so when are we gonna start?

Suklha : Wha?

Wukong : you said as long as you have my first born child, now when do we start.

Suklha : .....??????

Artwork ©️ Miifu666

[chimera-tail]

Ares: Tonight, one of you will betray me.

Apollo: Is it me, Ares?

Ares: No, it’s not you.

Artemis: Is it me, Ares?

Ares: It’s not you either.

Athena: Is it me, Ares?

Ares:

Ares: *mockingly* Is IT mE, Ares?

[thaliasthunder]

isnt it strange to know that shipping patrochilles u have something in common w plato and alexander the great