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Matt Reeves has the potential to give us the funniest comedic duo with Martinez and Bruce.
Martinez, bored out of his mind, sipping on his Barbie ice coffee: Gun to your head, would you rather kiss Joker or Riddler?
Bruce, who wanted a barbie drink too but was too awkward to order: Gun to my head? Pull the trigger
Martinez: wh E E Z E
#martinez is the myth of cassandra constantly trying to tell ppl his goth freak bff is the funniest bitch alive#bruce vigorously denying his affection for his new friend but he keeps a journal full of martinez's likes and dislikes#they're so trixie and katya#bruce wayne#officer martinez#also martinez amd selina need to have the thickest beef. gay mlm vs bi wlw violance. for no reason#dc#dcu#battinson#batman#incorrect quotes#incorrect dc quotes#source: mdoern family
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