mtolympusmemes
mtolympusmemes
THE ARTIST FORMALLY KNOWN AS TEXTS FROM MT OLYMPUS
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“The Olympians hoeing it up”
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mtolympusmemes · 22 days ago
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Calypso: You have to make a choice. It’s either your wife or-
Odysseus: My wife.
Calypso: you didn’t let me finish.
Odysseus: I’m so sorry goddess, please continue.
Calypso: Its either your wi-
Odysseus: My wife.
Calypso: Either yo-
Odysseus: My wife.
Calypso:…
Odysseus: That last one was genuinely unintentional.
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mtolympusmemes · 2 months ago
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Zeus: I heard you were talking bad about me.
Hera: Do you want to hear it again or did you get everything?
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mtolympusmemes · 4 months ago
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tumblr users love to talk about how much they love unionizing but when we, odysseus’s crew—
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mtolympusmemes · 4 months ago
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NOOOO LITTLE SCULPTED HELLENISTIC DOG DONT EAT THOSE GRAPES
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mtolympusmemes · 4 months ago
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this is so stupid i’m so sorry
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mtolympusmemes · 5 months ago
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⚠️It does not justify their actions and in a culture and period full of war and suffering⚠️
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mtolympusmemes · 5 months ago
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Zeus: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail Hermes: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police
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mtolympusmemes · 7 months ago
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Echo: wtf people actually tell their crushes they like them? Narcissus: what else are you supposed to do? Echo: I die? lmao what kinda question...
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mtolympusmemes · 8 months ago
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-Narcissus and Echo-
Continuing to illustrate myths!
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mtolympusmemes · 8 months ago
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Odysseus' last words to Poseidon
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mtolympusmemes · 9 months ago
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mtolympusmemes · 10 months ago
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mtolympusmemes · 10 months ago
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Has this been done yet
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mtolympusmemes · 10 months ago
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You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.
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Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.
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mtolympusmemes · 10 months ago
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🫡🫡🫡
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mtolympusmemes · 10 months ago
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sorry if this is a dumb question but uhmm is anyone else's boop-o-meter doing this???
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mtolympusmemes · 10 months ago
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the only good innovation from facebook was the poke feature. tumblr needs the poke. when a cute girl is mass reblogging me and i don't wanna call them out to their face but i wanna go hey. i see you. being cute. rubbing your face on my blog like a cat. that's what the poke's for
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