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Zeus: I heard you were talking bad about me.

Hera: Do you want to hear it again or did you get everything?

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tumblr users love to talk about how much they love unionizing but when we, odysseus’s crew—

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NOOOO LITTLE SCULPTED HELLENISTIC DOG DONT EAT THOSE GRAPES

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this is so stupid i’m so sorry

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⚠️It does not justify their actions and in a culture and period full of war and suffering⚠️

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Zeus: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail Hermes: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police

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Echo: wtf people actually tell their crushes they like them? Narcissus: what else are you supposed to do? Echo: I die? lmao what kinda question...

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-Narcissus and Echo-

Continuing to illustrate myths!

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Odysseus' last words to Poseidon

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Has this been done yet

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You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

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🫡🫡🫡

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sorry if this is a dumb question but uhmm is anyone else's boop-o-meter doing this???

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the only good innovation from facebook was the poke feature. tumblr needs the poke. when a cute girl is mass reblogging me and i don't wanna call them out to their face but i wanna go hey. i see you. being cute. rubbing your face on my blog like a cat. that's what the poke's for

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Ides of April