#incorrect dragon ball

[ap-kinda-lit]

Krillin: Welcome to Applebees! You want apples or bees? Vegeta: Bees? Krillin: Yamcha, he chose the bees! Yamcha: *approaches menacingly shanking a jar full of bees* Vegeta: What the fuck-!?

[fabuloustrash05]

Goku: Uh oh…

Vegeta: What?

Goku: I see an angry wife heading our way.

Vegeta: Yours or mine?

Goku: Does it matter?

Vegeta: …

Vegeta: You’re right. We’re dead either way.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Loki: You must be either brave or stupid to challenge me.

Y/N: I'm neither of those. I'm Y/N.

[blazingjackdaw]

I found this languishing in my WIP folder and thought it was funny enough to clean up a little :d

[mrsrookhunt]

Hot take if Malleus came to our world no one would even question it unless he was at an anime expo.

Malleus: Yuu, I thought you said there were only humans in your world?

Yuu: Yeah, why?

Malleus:... I thought I'd get more questions.

Yuu: oh yeah no that's like the top way to get canceled on the internet

Malleus:...Canceled..?

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BUT imagine he comes to your world using a portal that lands him in an anime convention and-

Stranger 1: Oh my god those look so realistic, can I touch them?

Stranger 2: Ayo how did you make those? Resin and acrylic? Dude those are sick.

Stranger 3: Ooh where'd you get those contacts?

Malleus: .....they LIKE ME ohsevensohsevensohsevens---

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I'm such a whore for mixing both worlds lmfao but let's be honest Malleus would shrivel up and die in our world as soon as someone told him 'just use Google maps' when he asked a stranger for directions to your house.💀

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: I know what we have to do. We have to stop you!

Donnie: You're a heartless monster who kills everyone in his way! Even children!

Shredder: Oh, please, everyone's always on about the children. I already tried leaving them alive, but all they do is grow up under my rule or dedicate their pathetic lives to revenge. Usually both. Really, killing them is a kindness. I can retract that kindness if you wish. But then who's the villain?

Raph: …You.

Shredder: N-No, it was a rhetorical question.

Mikey: And we gave you a rhetorical answer!

Shredder: Good lord, I traded Yoshi for this.

[incorrectlumityquotes]

Belos: You can not defeat me.

(A hurt Luz finds a small bird.)

Luz: Oh. Hello, birdie. I'm gonna call you...Toriyama.

(Toriyama dies)

Luz: Toriyama, no! You were taken before your time. No. No! NO!

(Luz transforms into Titan!Luz. Toriyama is healed and flies away.)

Luz: Go, Toriyama. And teach a dinosaur how to ride a ball.

[red-is-a-cool-color]

-just fought off a horde of exorcists-

Vaggie: Wow. I can't believe every single one of them hit you right in the dick.

Angel: *high-pitched groans of pain*

[omar99hh]

*Training trip with Vegeta*

Goku: Vegeta look. That's a Tiger Beetle!!!

Vegeta: That insect? What about it?

*teleport noise*

Goku: look Chichi, a Tiger beetle

Chichi: oh sweet!! I didn't see a one since Gohan was 9!!

Vegeta: Kakatot you can't keep doing that every time you see an insect or a funny rock… Kakatot?

*teleport noise*

Goku: look Gohan, a Tiger Beetle

Vegeta: ....

[the-black-bulls]

Gauche, defending Asta in the court: If anyone's killing Asta, it's going to be me!

Asta: Awww, you do care!

[resident-wof-expert]

Qibli: Alright, you bastard! Prepare to feel the wrath of-

Icicle: *punches him in the face*

Qibli: AH! You goddamn wanker! You punched me in the-

Icicle: *punches him again*

Qibli: Oh, you did it again!

Icicle: *punches him again*

Qibli: Stop it! Ugh, what did Thorn tell us to do in this situation?

Thorn, in a flashback: Qibli, if you ever find yourself being repeatedly punched in the face, always remember to-

Icicle: *punches him again*

Qibli: Ah! You interrupted the Queen!

Icicle: Hey, are you gonna dodge any of these?

Qibli: Oh, THAT'S what she told me to-

Icicle: *bodyslams him through a table*

[ap-kinda-lit]

Goku: You wanna go to McDonald’s, son? I’ll get you a happy meal.

Gohan: Dad, I’m 25.

Goku: So you don’t want apple slices and nuggets with a toy?

Gohan: …That would be nice, actually.

[fabuloustrash05]

Goku: I told Vegeta that his ears turn red when he lies.  Bulma: Why would you tell him that? Goku: Watch. Goku: Hey Vegeta! Do you love Bulma? Vegeta, covering his ears: NO!

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kate: Yelena made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.

Y/N: It looks fine to me.

Kate: IT USED TO BE WATER!

[leoprime13]

Godzilla: I swear to god, I let this planet burn if it wasn’t where I kept all of my stuff

Kong: What about your wife and kid?

Godzilla: I said “my stuff”!

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Engineer: Wow. I can't believe every single one of them hit you right in the dick.

Demo: *high-pitched groan of pain*