#incorrect disenchantment quotes

[oliverfan72]

Bean : WHAT’S YOUR TYPE Mora: Anything, honestly, but badasses especially Bean , desperately, as Mora bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE Mora: Oh! B positive. Bean : DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE Mora:

[shebeafancyflapjack]

Luci: I don't have anxiety! It's my human that's the problem.

Luci: I bring her a dead bird, she throws it out.

Luci: I bring her a rat's skull, throws it out.

Luci: IS NOTHING I DO GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, BEAN?!

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Wanda: I should know this, but does Y/N have a last name?

Bucky: On checks they just write “Y/N” and then put a little heart at the end.

[andreilsupremacy]

[In the team bus with Neil walking around while they’re driving on the highway]

Andrew: Neil, sit down.

Neil: Don’t tell me what to do.

[Neil crashing in the background when the bus turns]

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

“I saved your life. Now, I can go back to ruining it.”

— Donnie, to Casey

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Sevika: I know we’ve had our differences…

Jinx: We tried to kill each other!

[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Sausage, at his tavern: Woah, you two look like you need a drink. I say that to all my customers but this time I mean it.

Shelby: No, thanks. That’s just gonna make me sadder. And then happier. And then sadder.

Joey: Me and Shelby both had our hearts broken.

Sausage: Wow, you two are really hurt, huh?

Joey:

Sausage: Noice! I don’t wanna miss this…

[floilee]

Kate: I’m sorry, is too late to pick a safe word?

Yelena holding Kate by the neck: You know that I know that you know where the body is?

Kate: You'd be surprised how much things I don't know.

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Max(to the lost boys): Listen up, you degenerates. We have company coming tonight, so I want everyone to clip your nails and pick your noses BEFORE dinner. Marko: Then what're we supposed to do DURING dinner?

[miae-bee]

Hiccup, hanging from a cliff: I can get captured or I can die

Hiccup: This should be a harder decision

[unicornblossom13]

Lloyd: Even if you do find a way to take over Ninjago, no one in their right mind would want to be alive with you in control.

Lord Garmadon: Minions! Take him away! Lock him up until he stops pointing things out. [turns to Kai] And his smart-mouthed friend, too.

Kai: Nice typical reaction, Mr. Predictable. [lets himself be taken away]

[oliverfan72]

Bean: Mora and I don’t use pet names. Elfo: I see. Hey, what do bees make? Bean: Honey? Mora: Yes, dear? Bean: Elfo: Don't ever lie to my face again.

[incorrect-targon-quotes]

Diana: Leo! You rescued me! I guess you really do love me. And all this time, I thought you wanted me dead.

Leona: Two things can be real.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Wanda: I’m bad. I’m so bad.

Natasha: No, you’re not. You’re a marshmallow with legs.

[emmikay]

Olivier Armstrong: Do either of you have experience with monsters and life-threatening adventures?

Ed: Actually, yeah.

Al: With alarming regularity.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

[Karai has just escaped her imprisonment]

Shredder: Tiger Claw, why does everything I love run away?

Tiger Claw: Perhaps you don’t chain them up tight enough, sir.