#incorrect boo quot

[jakascoo]

Boo: Stop doing that. Erik: Stop doing what? Boo: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

[blitzwhore]

She can definitely work with that

[cupidsncheerios]

the mental illness is getting to me. have some huskerdust

part 1 part 2 part 3 part 5

[fajitaposting]

Lae'zel: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses. Astarion: This knife is actually a magic wand. Karlach: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel. Minsc: cocks gun Magic missile. Gale: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

[msrosemagic]

MC: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Mammon: It was autocorrect.

MC: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Mammon: Yes.

[incorrect-svt-quotes]

#140

[driving]

Seokmin: What happens if I press the gas and brake pedals at the same time?

Soonyoung: The car takes a screenshot

Seungkwan: Pull over and let me out of this vehicle right now

[svtsofthours]

You: Love at first sight doesn’t exist.

Seungkwan: Then how else do I describe how I felt when I first saw you?

You: You… you love me?

Seungkwan: Apparently not, according to you.

[ideasarestuckinmyhead]

*All listeners playing a scary game*

Star creeped out: look how creepy it is looking g down this hallway.

Rook disgusted: I'm going to get vertigo.

Buddy happily: I'm a virgo!

Casper giggling: no your a virgin.

[no-see-um-incorrect]

Alphonse: *gets down on one knee*

Boo: …..😦….IM IN SWEATPANTS!!!

Seth holding a camera in the distance: YOUR OK!👍

Boo: YOU LET ME DO THIS IN SWEATPANTS?!!!

[zb1bies]

jeonghan: We're having a baby.

tws: Oh, congratu-

seungkwan, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.

or respectively..

jeonghan: We're having a baby.

enhypen: Oh, congratu-

seungkwan and hoshi, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.

[incorrectsebongteen]

Dino: *is throwing stones at Seungkwan's window*

Seungkwan: You have a phone for a reason, Dino!

*THUD*

Seungkwan: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!

[twistedappletree]

jin ling: the fuck am i supposed to call you, then?

lan sizhui: something sweet, you big goof. something nice.

jin ling:

jin ling: boo-boo kitty fuck?

[incorrectlegolas]

Legolas: I'm tired.

Aragorn: You slept for three hours last night! Why are you surprised?!

Legolas: I'm not surprised. I just wanted to complain about it.

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

THE BAU PLAYING MARIO KART

SPENCER: A quick meta-analysis of the game stats shows that Wario is actually the best character to play with on Mario Kart. He’s a go-to for speed-focused kart configurations, and adding the circuit special kart and the metal wheels adds an extra 1.0 speed at the cost of acceleration, handling, and traction.

EMILY: So why didn’t you choose him?

SPENCER: Because Penelope says I’m cuddly like Tanooki Mario.

PENELOPE: *smiles* He really is.

1st PLACE | Pr1ncessBabyg1rl 60 points

2nd PLACE | Actually-its-Doctor 41 points

3rd PLACE | Chocoloate_Thunder 40 points

4th PLACE | sintowin 38 points

5th PLACE | PapaPasta 34 points

6th PLACE | TellMeItsTara 27 points

7th PLACE | R0xysDad-78 20 points

8th PLACE | CheetoBreath81 15 points

Check out my Masterlist for more BAU scenarios

[seventeeeeeeen]

Wonwoo: Well, we tried things your way and-

Seungkwan: No we didn't?

Wonwoo: We did in my head, it didn't work

[very-real-gleets]