#incorrect boik quote

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Boo: As top in this relationship, I think we should- Erik: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

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Erik: Is something burning? Boo, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you. Erik: Boo, the toaster is literally on fire.

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Erik, texting Boo: Text me when you’re home safely. Boo: I’m home dangerously. Erik: Stop it. Boo: I’m home lethally.

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Erik: What is wrong with you? Boo: Loaded question. Elaborate.

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Erik: I am convinced Scott and Kyle share a brain cell. Boo: And it's not in use very often, it seems.

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Erik: Ugh, crushes are so dumb. Boo: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid. Erik: But you’re always acting stupid? Boo: … Boo: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

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Boo: Stop doing that. Erik: Stop doing what? Boo: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

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Erik: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works. 

Boo, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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Boo: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you. Boo: Ask me to kill for you. Erik: …First of all, calm down-

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Boo: You know, on second thought, Gum would be perfection. Erik: Gives her a strange look and hands her a piece of gum Boo, thinking: Gum would be perfection. Boo, thinking: Gum would be perfection. I could have said gum would be nice, could have said I'll have a stick. Boo, thinking: But no no no no no, for me, gum is perfection. Boo, thinking: I loathe myself.

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Erik: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives. Boo: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train. Erik: Erik: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

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Boo: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers? Erik: Peonies, why? Boo: Erik: Were you going to get me flowers? Boo: Erik: Boo: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

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Boo: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt. Erik: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

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Boo: Eric, you love me, right? Erik: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

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Erik: Yo! I heard you like reptiles, got any fun facts? Boo: If a crocodile eats your dad, they become your new dad.

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Erik: Your future self is talking shit about you right now. Boo: Jokes on them. I'll ruin their fucking life.