#incorrect a train quotes

[it-happened-once-in-a-meme]

Warning: description of the Seven watching an adaption of a BDSM erotic fanfiction (nothing graphic)

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Homelander, watching the adaption of a Homelander x reader fanfic: Yeah, this isn't right, me hitting her like that

The Deep, right next to him: No, of course not, you should never do something without a woman's-o-or anyone's explicit consent, and this one on the screen, she may have said yes, b-but the love-interest's eyes were glowing pretty menacingly, so you know, you should first make sure that she doesn't feel threatened-

Homelander: -because I'd put way more force into this, I mean, who am I, a kid? I've got so much strength, that bed would have cracked by now.

The Deep:

Homelander: And me telling her that I'm not down for a little semi-public sex? Phah! I've only had window sex like six times this year.

A-Train: ...

Homelander: And that's only because it was like...fifty?, maybe sixty times balcony sex?

The Deep: You know, when I was away, I learned a lot of stuff, mostly about myself and the world, but I also learned this word called "TMI" and you're doing that right now.

A-Train, putting some popcorn into his mouth and pointing towards the screen: More like doing her

Bonus:

Homelander: What does TMI mean? Am I getting old?

Double Bonus:

Homelander: They should make a movie about me and Stormfront, now that would be something. Ashley, why are you looking at me like that? Ashely, why are you walk-

Okay, but what I want to know is; what is the fandom culture like in the world of The Boys?

Are there people writing The Seven and Vought fanfic on Ao3 or a similar website? People talking about how The Seven are IRL found family, because they can’t see how much the supes fucking hate each other? Are people having to make apology posts for writing Stormfront fics after the news that she’s a nazi breaks? Angsty fics when the world finds out that heros are made, not born?

How much of the fics are self-insert of the author and their favorite supe? Is there a 500k+ college AU Homelander/reader fic that later gets turned into a book deal and then a movie, After style? How many people are making sad posts because their favorite C-list supe only has 50 fanfics about them and they’ve already read them all?

Is there shipping wars? Queen Maeve/Homelander vs. Homelander/The Deep? Fandom scandals? Did someone con millions out of fans with a fake The Seven dating sim? On April 1st, the Black Noirpocalypse?

Hughie was very publicly Starlight’s boyfriend for a little bit, as far as the fans know - is there fanfic of him out there? Does he have a little dedicated fan base? Better yet - we know Hughie was a The Seven fan before A-Train killed Robin (look at his room when he destroys it), did he read or write fanfic?

[eternalslover]

Bullet train incorrect quotes:

Tangerine: Do you want to play 20 Questions?

Y/n: Sure!

Y/n: Whats your favorite color?

Tangerine, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you love me?

[p1nkshield]

Reporter: Tell us Bruce, why have you recently decided to work out more? Do you just want to compete with our Clark? Or is it-

Bruce: My kids.

Reporter: I’m sorry what?

Bruce: I work out so I can still lift them.

Reporter: …

Bruce: if you have nothing else to ask I’m going to leave now. Let’s go Jaylad.

Bruce just picks up Jason and leaves.

Jason looks like a large dog that clearly isn’t used to being in the air.

Like this.

[incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly]

Tim: not enough people use their unreasonably good memories for chaos

Tim: I just spent a whole mission reciting the Bee movie, flawlessly, word for word, while also hacking into a computer

Tim: Babs was ready to let me die

[bruciemilf]

no I'm not biased abt Bruce. Where'd you get that idea

[dragonnnfly]

Hiccup: *hiding something in his coat* I think we should adopt another kid!

Astrid: No

Hiccup: Why not?

Astrid: Because when you say “kid”, you mean “small dragon”, and we already have fifteen of those

Hiccup: *unzips coat* Sixteen

[tmmyhug]

[tsukii0002]

Lucifer: That is not how things work Mc...

Mc: Why not??!!

Lucifer: *sighs* I'm not going to consume your soul for something like this...

Mc: But demons always accept anything in exchange for a soul!!!

Lucifer: At this point Mc? You know us, we don't do those things... How desperate you are?

Mc: Please Luci!!! *almost crying* Let me make a deal with the devil (you).

Lucifer: For the last time Mc, I will not accept your soul in exchange for doing your thesis.

Mc: Luciiiii pleaseeeeee!!!!

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[sodamnbored]

Nico: *grunting unhappily*

Jason: What’s up bud?

Nico, sighing, rubbing his chest absently: I’m having feelings again. Like some kind of fourteen year old kid or something.

Nico: I mean, you remember feelings, right?

Jason, mildly concerned: Yeah…I have feelings every single day of my life.

[lex-crow]

Eret: Where I’m from locking someone in an arena with nothing but a knife, a wooden shield, and an angry monstrous nightmare would be considered a public execution.

Hiccup: skill issues.

Eret: didn’t you almost die?

Hiccup: well I was pretty weak for a 15 year old, someone else could have done it. Probably.

Eret: YOU WERE FIFTEEN!?

[cod-dump]

Gaz: Hang on, gotta use the loo before we head back to base.

Alex: Oh, sure. Want me to hold your stuff?

Gaz: What stuff?

Alex: You know, your uh... oh.

Gaz: Bruv, you good?

Alex: I've been away for too long.

Gaz: What is happening?

Alex: With the ULF, I always hold the ladies' purses when they go to the bathroom so they don't have to worry about it.

Alex, covering his face: It was reflex, I'm so sorry.

Gaz: You need some bloke time.

Alex: I really do.

[eternalslover]

Bullet train incorrect quotes:

Y/n: Hey I’m about to get in the shower. You wanna join me?

Tangerine: There’s a pistol taped underneath the island in the kitchen. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to shoot me. Aim for the head, don’t stop until I’m dead.

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

pre angelic revelation, the hotel crew goes looking for Vaggie about some managerial thing and regularly finds her kickboxing in a spare room, beating the crap out of a dummy dressed up in an exorcist's gear and mask

a totally normal way to blow off steam, and one that they sometimes also find Charlie spectating at-

("Aren't you supposed to be against all this violence and shit?" - "Yes! But no actual exorcists are being hurt during this stress relief slash training session! So it's OK!" - "Yeah right. And you think your girlfriend looks hot punching stuff huh." - "Hm? Sorry Husk, I wasn't listening- what did you say?" - "......")

which all well and good!

until AFTER the angelic revelation.....

Charlie: "Vaggie. Please don't tell me that's actually YOUR exorcist armor."

Vaggie: "...."

Charlie: "Don't say you've been punching your old exorcist mask, imagining your own face under it."

Vaggie: "......"

Charlie: "I do NOT want to hear that you've been beating up on your past self this entire time- while I was watching! -and using punishing yourself by proxy as a way to cope when you're stressing over feeling like you're not doing enough here and now."

Vaggie: "........."

Charlie: "Vaggie why aren't you SAYING anything!?"

Vaggie: "You told me not to!"

Charlie: "ARGH!!!!"

post revelation, Husk goes looking for Vaggie in the training room like usual, and finds her standing helplessly in front of the exorcist training dummy as a tearful Charlie clings protectively to it with a full body hug

husk decides restocking the bar can wait. he's not getting paid enough to deal with This

[lestappen-inchident]

Charles: Max, do you ever think before you speak?

Max: Sure! I think ‘Wow, that’s hilarious’, and then I say it.

[bruciemilf]

Jaime: I think it’s awesome that Bruce took you in. Adoption is one of the kindest and intentional acts of love there is.

Jason: Oh, he didn’t adopt me. I tried to rob him, hit him with a wrench, insult him, then he grabbed my hoodie and fed me bat burgers till I passed out.

Jaime: …Oh.

Tim: Yeah, I pretty much blackmailed my way into the family at first, but make no mistake; if Bruce didn’t want me here, he’d let me know. Just ask Dick.

Dick: Oh look, Tim inserting himself into a situation where he’s absolutely not relevant! Noticed my lack of surprise?

Damian: You people are utterly pathetic and making a mockery out of our family name. It’s a blessing I’m the only one who carries it.

Jaime: O-Oh, you’re a bio kid, Dami?

Damian: Ha! No. Baba gifts me a pony every month. I wasn’t planned, evidently.

[thereweredragonshere]

Stoick: And the plan is all going good?

Hiccup: Yep, I've got all of it under control.

*the twins screaming as a massive explosion goes off nearby*

Hiccup:

Hiccup: I've got most of it under control