#im back on my bullshit kids

[supermanshield]

This is just two dads and their son

World's finest #177

[daddiesdrarryy]

Who was gonna tell me Scott clutched at Logan’s shirt and cried into his shoulders when Jean died in X2?

[davetrash]

posted this to insta today

let’s hear it for more rarepairs x-men fans wya

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Being the eldest kid is tough. Being the eldest kid of 10-14 ish kids? That's on a whole 'nother level baybee~

Do you know how stressful holidays are????

[speakofthedebbie]

470 radioapple pics in my gallery, and thats only on my phone. what does this say about me? that i need more obvs /j

[ondeadpeasantgirls]

arthur’s personal sense of justice usually plays out on an individual level. example - he saves an elderly woman from a pyre - an interpersonal act of goodness. BUT he is KING, the ONE person in camelot with the power to make sure no magic user is ever put on a pyre in the first place. so congrats. saving one person is not enough when you can preemptively save however many others with a stroke of your pen. the standard for being a “just” person when you’re an absolute monarch is a lot higher than if you’re any other man. no one sees it. not merlin, not gwen, not gaius and, to an extent, not arthur himself. it’s part of what screws them all in the end.

[hayaku14]

NO FUCKING WAY I DIED AND GOT SICK FOR TWO MONTHS AND I COME BACK TO RUMORS THAT KAISHIN COUSINS IS CANON NAAAH DONT FUCK WITH ME THAT SHIT SAY IT AINT SO GOSHO I SWEAR TO GOD

[dervampireprince]

I just rewatched moonknight and your audios are literally the only thing keeping me alive in that somewhat dead fandom THANK YOU 😭😭🙏

i do feel adrift making moon knight stuff still so thank you

[angelstrawbabie420]

grief will have you saying shit like goddamn and fuck maybe the abuse was worth it

[hostilecandle]

I was just given one of the worst haircuts of my life. This is going to take so much vodka and Din Djarin fanfic to get over bc lowkey feel like my world is ending 😅😭😭

[botslayer9000]

I know it had to be done for the TV show continuity or whatever, but I think that the ending of Mewtwo Strikes Back would be so much more meaningful if Mewtwo didn't wipe everyone's memories of what happened. I feel like Mewtwo trusting the trainers and Pokemon to keep them and the clones a secret would have shown that they're already starting to change from the character they once were. They could probably take out whoever comes to challenge them like its nothing, but they already have faith that at least THESE humans and their Pokemon won't take advantage of their knowledge and perceived superiority over the clones to harm them. Do you feel me

[orcelito]

Dear fucking God

So I've been dreaming more about my most recent ex lately (likely bc we started dating around this time last year), which is frustrating me Immensely. So I decided, Fuck it, I'd try to join a dating app after all. At least to try see.

Tried looking into what app to use, and it seems like it's an entire goddamn cesspool of bots and disgustingly expensive subscription services. Nothing is rated well. What's rated better is reviewed elsewhere to just be full of hot air. Tinder seems to be mostly for hookups, not interested. Her sounds nice for some, but I'd be uncomfortable there as a nonbinary person. Hinge and Bumble seem to be viewed generally badly too. And it all leads back to OkCupid, which sounds nice In Theory with the selection options, but a lot of people are saying it's gone to the fuckin dumps. But it seems like *everything* is a fucking cesspool, so if something is even a Little bit useful, then maybe it's still worth a try.

So I said fuck it. Let's try OkCupid. Downloaded, started trying to sign up.... and then I get an error message saying it can't create the account????

Like ok. Fuck me I guess. This was a stupid idea anyways.

[axowotlz]

I remember being introduced to the game Heads Up 7 Up when I was a kid around first grade. I remember I wanted to be sneaky and tried to cheat but I was too slender and it was pretty easy to tell if I attempted it.

Sometimes I wonder why people don’t really do it anymore, but then I remember because that was a decade ago.

[garaviel]

Mmmmrgh trying to get back into my sith warrior to shuffle her thru the expansions but. Idk im not feeling it

[ice-devourer]

i’m not too fond of tkd anymore however, the queer kids confiding in me at the training center makes it so damn difficult to leave can i just adopt them T — T

[opens-up-4-nobody]

Boruto things that made me lose my mind (ep 94-119):

I like how none of the kids from the original naruto teams are friends as adults lmao

Chocho: how could my mom love my dad? It has to be his ravenous appetite

Kakashi @ sasuke: lol u r so bad at bonding with ur daughter *proceeds to give him terrible advice*

Kakashi telling sasuke how to interact with his daughter: use a soft and loving voice. When you talk to naruto- (ok stop, let's appreciate your line of throught right there)

Sasuke @ sarada: I wanted to be hokage once (and babygirl that was one of your top 10 most fucking batshit insane moments)

OK the cursed marks apparently use genetic manipulation, which is odd and really interesting. I assume it works like a virus, inserting and expressing foreign... demonic? DNA. Weird.

Why are all anime scientists evil?

Karin: time to torch all these cursed geese 🔥 Sarada: no, stand back, I'll do it myself 😠

The more they say Karin is not sarada's mother, the less I believe it

...a goose they said was genetically incapable of flying flew away... fucking what? Just tying hard in exactly the same way as everyone else is not how you overcome genetic disadvantages like that????

Why all this moralizing abt kindness toward animals? This is a show where kids beat the shit out of eachother and murder ppl. Can we focus on not doing that maybe???

Orochimaru: hm looks like mitsuki is becoming too gay, we may have to delete all his memories 😔

Kakashi: why dont u wanna believe in ghosts? Mirai: if ghosts are real, why hasn't my dad visited me? (Hey kakashi, this would b a good time to tell her abt the time u spent literally dead? No? Ok cool)

THE CULT OF JASHIN?! HAHAHA. Losers.

Why tf do they even hold the chunin exams? Just promote ppl based on merit like they literally just did with shikadai??? (Historically its bc ppl like watching death matches)

The commercialization of the shinobi within the village makes me wanna spit and bite

Houki abt kakashi: the one who nourished lord 7th 😤 (is that really true tho? I mean he did his best but team 7 was a clusterfuck)

Konohamaru: there is no shortcut to becoming hokage! (Yeah sure but there is huge favoritism toward those trained by the previous hokage...)

Boruto: people aren't in love unless they overtly say it (I love to image this is how Boruto sees how ppl feel abt everything and that's y he's so loud and blunt abt things)

Random village: we stave off a demon by joining two bloodlines in an act of incest ✌️

Konohamaru, casually: my grandpa died by entering a deal with an entity beyond human comprehension 🤷‍♂️