#im back on my bullshit kids

[supermanshield]

This is just two dads and their son

World's finest #177

[daddiesdrarryy]

Who was gonna tell me Scott clutched at Logan’s shirt and cried into his shoulders when Jean died in X2?

[rowanisawriter]

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Being the eldest kid is tough. Being the eldest kid of 10-14 ish kids? That's on a whole 'nother level baybee~

Do you know how stressful holidays are????

[speakofthedebbie]

470 radioapple pics in my gallery, and thats only on my phone. what does this say about me? that i need more obvs /j

[qyburn-in-the-black-cells]

arthur’s personal sense of justice usually plays out on an individual level. example - he saves an elderly woman from a pyre - an interpersonal act of goodness. BUT he is KING, the ONE person in camelot with the power to make sure no magic user is ever put on a pyre in the first place. so congrats. saving one person is not enough when you can preemptively save however many others with a stroke of your pen. the standard for being a “just” person when you’re an absolute monarch is a lot higher than if you’re any other man. no one sees it. not merlin, not gwen, not gaius and, to an extent, not arthur himself. it’s part of what screws them all in the end.

[hayaku14]

NO FUCKING WAY I DIED AND GOT SICK FOR TWO MONTHS AND I COME BACK TO RUMORS THAT KAISHIN COUSINS IS CANON NAAAH DONT FUCK WITH ME THAT SHIT SAY IT AINT SO GOSHO I SWEAR TO GOD

[davetrash]

posted this to insta today

let’s hear it for more rarepairs x-men fans wya

[angelstrawbabie420]

grief will have you saying shit like goddamn and fuck maybe the abuse was worth it

[ink-asunder]

Having demand avoidance in a medical setting is literally hell. Like, patient autonomy is already absolute ass. It's only made worse when doctors CONSISTENTLY tell you what to do and act like you HAVE to do it instead of consulting with you first like normal fucking people.

[interstate35south]

hxh modern au but its a sitcom about the misadventures of amnesiac single dad colt and his teenage daughter reina who swears she’s actually an adult man reborn. something something shenanigans something something canned laughter

[axowotlz]

I remember being introduced to the game Heads Up 7 Up when I was a kid around first grade. I remember I wanted to be sneaky and tried to cheat but I was too slender and it was pretty easy to tell if I attempted it.

Sometimes I wonder why people don’t really do it anymore, but then I remember because that was a decade ago.

[garaviel]

Mmmmrgh trying to get back into my sith warrior to shuffle her thru the expansions but. Idk im not feeling it

[vaugarde]

yeah fully agreed on how they have their bad moments even during the series where theyre at their best but the tumblr users that love team rocket despite not watching the show since they were kids would crucify me for saying they were bad during the earlier series too LMAO

HDHDHDHDHDHDHFHDFFUDJDUDD NO UR RIGHT…. i think its easier to forgive those earlier moments bc tbf, they fix my indigo league criticism by johto bc i think they instantly get put on stand duty. (also there were several reasons that league was total ass for the most part and most of it comes down to “its the first one”) i think their behavior during the kanto league was too much even for their most diehard fans at the time. but boy does it get harder and harder and harder to like them the more that happens bc that overall issue of TR hogging really took a while to die. even after they stopped being a requirement for each episode it was a straight up plague in XY

[ice-devourer]

i’m not too fond of tkd anymore however, the queer kids confiding in me at the training center makes it so damn difficult to leave can i just adopt them T — T

[opens-up-4-nobody]

Boruto things that made me lose my mind (ep 94-119):

I like how none of the kids from the original naruto teams are friends as adults lmao

Chocho: how could my mom love my dad? It has to be his ravenous appetite

Kakashi @ sasuke: lol u r so bad at bonding with ur daughter *proceeds to give him terrible advice*

Kakashi telling sasuke how to interact with his daughter: use a soft and loving voice. When you talk to naruto- (ok stop, let's appreciate your line of throught right there)

Sasuke @ sarada: I wanted to be hokage once (and babygirl that was one of your top 10 most fucking batshit insane moments)

OK the cursed marks apparently use genetic manipulation, which is odd and really interesting. I assume it works like a virus, inserting and expressing foreign... demonic? DNA. Weird.

Why are all anime scientists evil?

Karin: time to torch all these cursed geese 🔥 Sarada: no, stand back, I'll do it myself 😠

The more they say Karin is not sarada's mother, the less I believe it

...a goose they said was genetically incapable of flying flew away... fucking what? Just tying hard in exactly the same way as everyone else is not how you overcome genetic disadvantages like that????

Why all this moralizing abt kindness toward animals? This is a show where kids beat the shit out of eachother and murder ppl. Can we focus on not doing that maybe???

Orochimaru: hm looks like mitsuki is becoming too gay, we may have to delete all his memories 😔

Kakashi: why dont u wanna believe in ghosts? Mirai: if ghosts are real, why hasn't my dad visited me? (Hey kakashi, this would b a good time to tell her abt the time u spent literally dead? No? Ok cool)

THE CULT OF JASHIN?! HAHAHA. Losers.

Why tf do they even hold the chunin exams? Just promote ppl based on merit like they literally just did with shikadai??? (Historically its bc ppl like watching death matches)

The commercialization of the shinobi within the village makes me wanna spit and bite

Houki abt kakashi: the one who nourished lord 7th 😤 (is that really true tho? I mean he did his best but team 7 was a clusterfuck)

Konohamaru: there is no shortcut to becoming hokage! (Yeah sure but there is huge favoritism toward those trained by the previous hokage...)

Boruto: people aren't in love unless they overtly say it (I love to image this is how Boruto sees how ppl feel abt everything and that's y he's so loud and blunt abt things)

Random village: we stave off a demon by joining two bloodlines in an act of incest ✌️

Konohamaru, casually: my grandpa died by entering a deal with an entity beyond human comprehension 🤷‍♂️