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Fuck it we bawl (starts sobbing uncontrollably)

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Not to go "if you have ADHD just go for a run" or anything, but I am so serious if you have ADHD you should regularly go outside, no headphones no phone no nothing and just stand and observe for a while until you've had enough. Not until you get bored, until you've had enough. Drink your coffee without watching tiktok. Have a bath without music. Turn down the volume in your headphones. I cannot overstate how much learning to be bored is cruicial with ADHD. Life is not just about pleasure, no matter what your dysregulated dopamine system thinks, and when you teach your brain to be okay with being bored, then boring tasks stop feeling like torture. By letting yourself be bored you are yoinking your system out of the high/low binary and allow for the highs to feel like actual highs and not just anything that isn't low. I am so serious go literally touch grass. Listen to the sounds in your flat. Stimulate your body the way it was designed. It lowers anxiety and makes you feel like you're real and best of all it's completely free

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dead serious WHAT did they put into claire de lune to make it do all that

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I’m deficient in vitamins they haven’t even discovered yet

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I like to draw the captain a little shaggy

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My fellow American hobby bakers, demoralized by egg prices and scarcity and how you will make the American apple pie or the chocolate chip cookie, fear not. I have spent many years turning regular baking recipes vegan for my corrupt and traitorous sister who last week ate a salmon cream cheesed roll. There are many, many substitutes for eggs including but not limited to:

Mashed banana: best added to compliment flavors of whatever it is you're baking (peanut butter, chocolate) make sure it's MUSHY and ripe

Apple sauce: again, best with complimentary flavors (cinnamon, brown sugar) use unsweetened and have the rest as a snack

The big boy champ, ground flaxseed: flavorless, though it does darken your batter/ dough a bit. Bags found next to cornstarch and almond meal, etc. Instructions on how to use right on the bag! Make sure to let the flaxseed water combo sit in a separate bowl until it has the consistency of mucus 👍

Now with all of these you MUST add a bit more leavener, they don't have the lil bit of lift eggs give, so make sure you add a touch more baking powder. Sort of ok for brownies and cookies if you want them a bit more dense but KEY for cakes, quick breads, muffins and other things like that or she is gonna be SQUIDGY 🫡

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Hey guys, you know about the Same Energy website right? has someone made a post about that? Cuz otherwise im gonna sing its praises to high heaven for its artistic references

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THE LAST OF US — 01 x 03, “Long, Long Time”

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Lilac

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Papa Shane content🫡

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Just a tiny little thing that's brought me an obscene amount of joy the last few days, every now and then when I'm reading a tlou fic I'll just feel like smth is off. I can't pinpoint what exactly about the southern culture is wrong, the phrases are usually mostly correct and manerisms aint too off, but it just doesn't seem right and then a paragraph or so later there will be a word with a 'u' in it that doesn't normally have a 'u' here and it makes me giggle just a little bit every time when it clicks in the vibe I was getting lol

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Building off of this for the extra hard heads that can't get it through their thick ass skulls when reading things like this, If a cultural phenomenon, say something like Game of Thrones, could not normalize the general populace to incest, rape, and murder why in the actual fuck do you think any other form of media will be able to it??? Genuinely. Answer me.

Most forms of fiction and media never reach the height of cultural relevance GoT did on a widescale metric. And yet there's no pandemic of sibling fucking each other in every household across the western nations is there? Of course not. There's no relentless slaughter in the streets or families killing one another to gain notoriety in their social circles is there? Obvious fucking not.

Yall just want to scream and cry and clutch your pearls and feel like you're doing something in this world while you waste your lives behind a screen. You want to feel like you're making a difference without putting in any of the fucking work. All you're doing is spoon feeding yourself facism when you cry foul and degenerate just because YOU PERSONALLY don't like it. You don't have to like it. That's fine. No one will judge you for that. But these hissy fits yall throw like toddlers who are told no are getting old. Censorship is bad. Period.

Fanfiction literally cannot "normalize" anything. Fanfiction is a weird little niche and fics are not something with massive cultural impact.

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are you five nights at fucking kidding me

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The “That’s immoral you shouldn’t write that, we need to get that taken down” discourse on tiktok right now is PISSING ME OFFF

Wdym you want censorship for a literal ARCHIVE are you fucking stupid

Ao3 was literally founded to preserve works that were largely getting taken down due to censorship

Censorship is the opposite of what Archive of Our Own stands for

The TAGS and WARNINGS are there for a REASON. Use them and stop complaining

The universal rule—don’t like, don’t read

It’s THAT simple

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you can recognize yourself through the fictional character. but watch out

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Price removes his boonie hat as he gets on his knees to suck Simon off, only for Simon to gingerly place it back on his head with the rim tilted up so he can still see Price's face.

Price raises his eyebrows because it's the only thing he can do with a mouth full of cock.

Simon clears his throat, voice tight. "Don' kink shame me."