hostilecandle

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I know you won’t run away, but it’s a pretty dream.

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that one steven universe meme

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Game over

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“for you, i’d steal the stars.”

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Arthur has a biting problem

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leafeon from 2021 🌿

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Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

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your body deserves respect in its current form, whatever that form is. it deserves love and care and softness and food and fresh air and comfortable clothing, now. not once you’ve lost 10 pounds. not once you’ve cleared your skin. not once you’ve attained whatever body goal you’ve convinced yourself will bring you body confidence and happiness. you deserve comfort, NOW. 

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A classic 🍋

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BABY NEED KNIFE.

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May I Stand Unshaken

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If you saw the first concept of this no you didn't lol. I changed my mind and it's much better now

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Every time you refer to fan work as “content” a blorbo loses their wings :(

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Napping peacefully with a belly full of berries 😴✨

Actually inspired by this post from @elliespuns :

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So I've been playing rdr2 a lot recently and as such its spawned my favorite time of the night with my cat that my husband and I now lovingly refer to Daddy-Daughter-Boyfriend time.

Now what does this mean? It means my cat is in love with Arthur fucking Morgan and if I don't let her sit on my lap for at least 40 min a day while I run around the map on my horse (specifically the girl one I got just for her) spamming the The Button™ and doing literally nothing else she screams and bats at the television until I turn it on.

I also can't turn the map on during this time bc she tries to chase the cursor around and I'm terrified she'll knock the TV over when she jumps for it 😭😭

Picture of cat bc I love her and she's amazing amd everyone should also love her

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"we have progressed beyond the tumblr sexyman"

Nah babe, we've effectively regressed back to shaming women for openly liking something unless they write a 3 page disclaimer about how they understand that the sexy morally gray character is actually PrObLeMaTiC and solemnly swear that books and movies will not lead them astray from a life of devout self-denial.

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btw it is sexy and cool to uplift and admire people who have skills you wish you had without using their ability as a stick to beat yourself with. even and especially if you are jealous of them.