botslayer9000
botslayer9000
fuckass i guess
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algorithmically generated women want me // will never post fics actually // sometimes nsfw // #problematic // unrepentant trash
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botslayer9000 · 2 hours ago
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i think if jessie and james teamrocket transitioned theyd just switch their names and call it a day. or this already happened. this is my one true belief
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botslayer9000 · 6 hours ago
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botslayer9000 · 11 hours ago
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Strum your lyre. 🎻
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botslayer9000 · 11 hours ago
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botslayer9000 · 11 hours ago
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Raine Whispers if they slayed
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botslayer9000 · 11 hours ago
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I hate when I say things like "oh I want an ipod classic but with bluetooth so I can use wireless headphones" and some peanut comes in and replies with "so a smartphone with spotify?" No. I want a 160GB+ rectangular monstrosity where I can download every version of every song I want to it and it does nothing except play music and I don't need a data connection and don't have to pay a subscription to not have ads and don't have popups suggesting terrible AI playlists all over the menus.
Gimme the clicky wheel and song titles like "My Chemical Romance- The Black Parade- Blood (Bonus Track)- secret track- album rip- high quality"
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botslayer9000 · 12 hours ago
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objectively the funniest moral panic to come from conservatives is "alternative energy is bad because birds might fly into the wind turbines". birds, which notoriously have no other man-made obstacles, such as the window
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botslayer9000 · 14 hours ago
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botslayer9000 · 14 hours ago
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Hii I'm new here!! I'm an artist who likes to draw omori, ace attorney, danganronpa, and a bunch of other video game fanart!!!! :D here's a basil sunny drawing for my first post hehe
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botslayer9000 · 14 hours ago
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The moral of Watching and Dreaming is that minorities don’t have to feel bad about beating the crap out of oppressive genocidal puritans and if that isn’t the message we need in American politics in 2023 I don’t know what is.
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botslayer9000 · 14 hours ago
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I know it’s technically the main character’s job to kill the main antagonist, but I’m fine with Luz not giving Belos the final blow for a couple of reasons.
A. She already did most of the work by yanking his bitch-ass out of the Titan’s heart and melting him the boiling rain.
B. He doesn’t deserve even Luz’s reaction. It’s great that she says and does NOTHING to him as he’s begging for help from his “fellow human,” only for Luz to do nothing but watch (and turn away at one point) as he melts away.
C. THIS is the last thing he sees:
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Raine, representing the very people Belos deemed evil and worthy of genocide. King, the son of the Titan who’s name he tarnished to use for twisted purposes. Eda, the relative to the woman who’s lover Belos killed due to his own twisted morals and ideals years ago.  All three of them represent something Belos abused and hated, and they’re the very thing that sends him straight to hell.
Honestly,  I couldn’t have asked for it better.
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botslayer9000 · 14 hours ago
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Belos: I’m just a widdle guy 🥺!! Just a poor sad human who did nothing wrong!! 🥺🥺? I’m friendly and entirely non threatening! You wouldn’t hurt a innocent human would you??! 🥺🥺🥺!!
Raine, Eda, and King:
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botslayer9000 · 15 hours ago
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Alligator gar, starry sturgeon, lyretail balloon molly, and australian ghost shark for fishuary days 1-4
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botslayer9000 · 15 hours ago
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Caitvi, Butchfemme
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botslayer9000 · 15 hours ago
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the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind
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