#im a lesbian but this man has me going feral

[hunterwritings]

guys it's not a joke anymore I need him

[silence-between-seconds]

UH FIRST GORGEOUS HEADER WOAH

AND SECOND HIII ITS ME UR RESTAURANT DISTRACTION 😃😃😃

go on - rant about something to me :)

😭😭😭😭😭i typed a response to this it was so long and it got deleted cuz my page refreshed. whyyyyyyy sighh anyways bbg im no longer in the restaurant i left it in the dust ages ago. but i will still restauRANT about marylily cuz why let go of an opportunity mmhaha

MARYLILY OMG OMG THEM

listen they are my everything i am obsessed. It's the best friends to lovers. It's the summer kind of love. It's the vulnerability the baring souls to e/o from the start the yearning the mutual pinning the softness the comfort and and and-

i love the mutual pinning the fear of ruining their friendship by confessing the cliche falling in love with your best friend lesbian trope ahhhhh also THEM DATING IS LITERALLY HEAVEN. THE MOST PERFECT RELATIONSHIP EVER. picnic dates. doing each others makeup. dress up games. late night astronomy which is them holdnig hands under the stars. giggling fits. HUGS. hand massages. calling each other every pet name under the sky. sleepovers. being each other's safe place. being totally open and having communication with each other.

but also....canon-ish tragic marylily? where mary asks lily to run away before the war. where mary says "i would rather love a coward than mourn a hero". but lily goes anyway.

there was this headcanon i read; that mary got her memories erased during the war (maybe she did it to herself but thats too fucking sad). and she met a man and then had a son and that son was DEAN FUCKING THOMAS AND THEN SHE GOES TO DROP HER SON ON THE HOGWARTS EXPRESS AND SEES HARRY and she doesnt know why the green eyes pull her in so much. why she cant look away. why her heart aches and vague images of those same almond shaped green eyes and red hair cloud her mind and make her heart ACHE mary whos mourning someone she doesnt even remember every day. mary who has flashbacks in her dreams and then wakes up and cries because she cant place who these people are but her heart hurts with grief. mary who will never remember her best friend her first love her LILY. HER LILY (im feral)

so yes. tragic marylily.

[mandy4ever69420]

‘lone star lesbian mickey’ U GET IT!! probably unpopular but I really hate fics that give him loving bfs and friend groups in mexico that are super protective of him it makes no sense 😫 like I hope he fucked his way through the country but otherwise that man is a feral gremlin thru and thru and regular ass people don’t get him and that’s fine! I need fans to stop attributing a personality to him that makes him more sympathetic or palatable i suppose? it takes away all his complexity pleaseee

i haven't seen these fanfictions* but wow, i really cannot picture that at all. i imagine that it seems lonely to people that he's not big on making more connections but its not something you can just expect of someone. mickeys a real "i know enough people" type guy

i find it much more believable he'd be sort of a closed off weirdguy with a handful of passive friendships that don't really go anywhere. "yeah we get drinks after work but idk their kids and their friends," هيك

i think more so than making mickey palatable, it can just be that people can't wrap their head around him really only wanting a small social circle at all. especially since mickey is so well liked. so of course he should have a lot of friends, right? i know a lot of people find mickey relatable in other ways, so they want for him what they'd want for themselves. this is just what happens with fictional characters sometimes. c'est la vie

it's one of my favorite/most touching features of mickeys personality that he's not super into being close with people. i really like that people just are so fucking charmed by him and he gets overwhelmed. it's not his fault that he doesn't have room for that. like, you don't have to really "get" it, that's just the way some people are.

so if he's not big on forming friendships with every mark, joe, and amy that walk by, it just follows he's not into relationships very much. he found the one he likes already tyvm👍 i also think it's sweet when ian (very social) is just. visibly delighted watching mickey ignore and brush off people trying to be friends. because that's part of him and how he is, so it's part of what ian loves

it might be people think he should date in mexico because there was a decent chance he was just not going to see ian again (certainly ian thought this was a very final tragic goodbye) but i think 1. mickey would be perfectly ok being single, because romance isn't a necessary condition of being alive and 2. he never really believed that was the last time he'd see ian. less so a tragic farewell and more so a "goddammit ok this is a fucking bummer while i wait for the next opportunity to go home or whatever"

with mickey having protective friends it's kind of funny, because i get it. like. it's a bit self insert wishful thinking-y i believe. yeah he's been through a lot and even the person he loves most fucks him over sometimes. but he's just not going to react well to that! it's his business who he wants to be with and if you asked he'd happily clarify that he can handle his damn self

i agree he probably had a number of hookups in this timeframe. (side note: have you seen those people who think mickey bottoming with ian is like special secret level 2 sex that he wouldn't do with anyone else?? dude lmfao). i actually wonder if this ties into the way people are just bizarrely judgemental towards people who like sex but aren't interested in emotional commitment. even as a clearly expressed boundary. in a lot of shows this is treated as a flaw or a symptom of an underlying problem that someone should "overcome" & im mostly fine with these "learn to accept and be in normal relationships" plot lines but you really do have to respect someone's emotional boundaries. sure, maybe they're just repressed because of (whatever), but maybe that's not the business of random people around them

*i have, however, seen promos for fic that gave mickey an abusive partner in mexico which made me SUPER mad. not vagueing bc i genuinely have no idea who or where this was, but that's and incredibly widespread & racist stereotype. idk like white anglo america can't cope with men of color being beautiful and charming and we have 50 years of cinema/media depicting black, latino, and arab men as domineering and dangerous partners :(

mickey is not immune to falling into abusive relationships just for being tough and clever, this is very clear from several aspects of his plot line. you don't really need to do much to elaborate on that. its something i appreciate a lot in shameless, and i'll never understand people who thought it was poor writing for mandy to have an abusive boyfriend, because it's unfortunately not uncommon for people with abusive upbringings to wind up in familiar patterns. but again, the problem is that mandy's crappy boyfriend was cast as a black man for no reason. lip is also super racist to kenyatta (both in telling cops he's selling crack, and calling him mandy's "big black boyfriend"). pull it together people!!!

[sankttealeaf]

16, 17, and 19 for Rue?

of course!!!! answering these character asks!

16. Is there any memes or running jokes associated with the character, both in- and out of universe?

in universe:

the tadpole gang refuse to let her cook because they saw her eating dwarf meat ONE time and they will continue to bring it up

rue: i'm so hungry i could eat a-

everyone: a dwarf??

also, being a sorcerer she and gale have very different ways of casting spells so rue will sometimes (in the early days of her crush on him) go up to him and be like "gale, i dont know how to cast fireball. can you help me?" despite casting it half an hour ago in combat (she just wants to hear him talk!!)

the others pick up on this and tease her about it. astarion and karlach are the WORST and rue gets so embarrassed whenever they go up to gale to be like "gale 🥺 please help us cast spells 🥺 please kiss me afterwards 🥺🥺"

(she "accidentally" catches them in her next aoe spell she casts as payback)

out of universe:

i cant remember how it came to be but despite rue having tav 4's voice (soft spoken and posh) @kaleido-scope-lady mentioned rue having a scouse accent and there have been a few dramatic readings of various fics of mine with scouse!rue (and yorkshire!gortash) and its hilarious. rip rue you wouldve loved living in liverpool (ive never been. couldnt tell u what its like up there)

17. Are there any motifs or symbols associated with the character? How are they represented, in their design, personality or in some other way?

dog motif is a big one!

bhaal's loyal pup.

gortash's attack dog.

a feral beast who needs to be put down.

ketheric calls her gortash's dog and she loses her mind.

raphael makes a comment about how gortash ought to have a stronger hold on her leash and she wants to rip into the devil there and then

gortash calls her bhaal's perfect little pet and she growls at him.

she looks in the mirror and sees a loyal dog who sits and begs for love from men who will never give it to her.

she bites and she bites and she bites

despite the murder flowing through her veins she wants to be good and if that means muzzling herself, so be it.

there's also several songs with dog imagery on her playlist (im your man - mitski, bet on losing dogs - mitski, dog years - halsey, that unwanted animal - the amazing devil (counts because animal imagery), saint bernard - lincoln, it will come back - hozier)

something about loyalty, hopeless devotion to beings who use her for their own gain. a farmer has a dog to protect its livestock. gortash has rue to help him up the social ladder of the gate. bhaal has rue to kill in his name, to breed in his name, to sow fear in his name.

she'll sit and be submissive and follow orders because it will get her affection. a pat on the head. a kiss on the cheek. they'll want her because she's useful. she'll always be useful because then they cant replace her.

she's good and will sit and stay and only bite when asked to. give her time and she will curl by the fire. put her down because it's kinder than watching her suffer. that's how orin saw it.

19. What is your general favourite thing about the character? What is your least favourite?

there's hope throughout her story.

hope that things will get better. things will change. it will hurt and it will be painful but it will get better.

she's a character with a lot of trauma, a lot of bad shit happened to her and because of her and its very easy for her to fall into the trap of blaming herself because she cant see the bigger picture. but with time she understands that that isnt always the case

i look at rue and i see hope. that life can get better. it will, if you allow it to. mourn, grieve, cry over the version of yourself you will never get to have again, but embrace the new part of you with joy and kindness

my least favourite part of her is the fact that she chose gortash out of all people to fuck. she shouldve been a lesbian ;-; (/hj, but she really is too pretty for him. rue, im right here. be with me instead)

[thatfaerieprincess]

The genre of music im rlly craving rn is upbeat dancy country music except all the songs about how sexy women are are sung by other women so it’s gay instead. That would be v nice thanks for coming to my Ted talk

[im-not-a-simp-i-swear]

Scenario- lesbian MC, platonic relationship with the brothers. MC has just been asked on a date; how do the brothers go about vetting the demon lady before she gets a chance to be alone with MC? 👀

BROTHERS VETTING ON MC'S DATE

(Hooray my first request!! Hope you like it :) )

💙LUCIFER

- he will probably be the most calm looking out of all the brothers, but man's judging the poor demon lady until he is convinced you'll be ok

- will make some questions here and there about their plans with MC

- will wait until you come back and then will interrogate you about how the date went

- if anything went wrong, no matter how tiny the error is, you vetter prepare the chains cause he is about to go feral

- clearly is pulling out that big brother card he has with you

- " she didnt do ______?"

- " its ok MC let me go, i just WANT TO HAVE A TALK WITH HER-"

- "how dare she not be a gentlelady with you!?"

💛MAMMON

- big brother card 2.0

- will proceed to interrogate the lady the moment she gets even close to the HoL to pick you up for the date

- "WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS WITH MC HUH?!"

- *sobs* "i... i just want to make her happy-"

- "ARE YOU SAYING SHE ISNT HAPPY HERE!!!"

- you and the demon lady might be dating for years and mammon will continue to be cold with her

- not in a bad way however its more he wants to make sure no one hurts you

- will also interrogate you of your date time with her and if he believes she did something wrong then he too will lose it

🧡LEVIATHAN

- will definetely help Mammon out with the interogation with the demon lady

- watches a ton of animes with similar scenarios like these to know what to do if she ends up breaking your heart

- will be sending you texts through DDD to make sure how things are going

- is jealous that you might spend more time with her than him

- "oh... you two are going out today? Ok i'll just go play alone in my-" *cries to henry 2.0 about how you must hate him noq that you are with someone*

- overall you want to balance even better your time with the brothers and your partner because else the brothers will definetely feel neglected and get either angry or upset, specially levi

💚SATAN

- like father like son he will look calm on the outside and wont scare the living hell out of your date

- is secretly not secretly reading "how to torture people after they break your friend's heart 101"

- wont interrogate you like the last three once your back from the date but will most likely just ask:

- "so how did it went?"

- reasonable guy overall

- thats until he discovers the date went wrong, then he is going feral too

- im guessing however that the date would go well so yeah no need for panic

💖ASMODEUS

- asmo your judgement is showing~

- yeah he is joining mammon and levi on that interogation session

- he wont even bother asking how the date went he will just come to conclusions and claim that you deserve a queen of a woman

- the judgiest b*tch of the west

- that is until he ends up becoming friends with your partner on the second date, then he will show full support for both parties

- lets be honest it wouldnt be a surprise if he tried to get you two to have a threeway with him i mean he is the avatar of lust🙄

- ends up at the end being the most supportive of the seven

❤ BEELZEBUB

- "ah... these b--ches gay... good for them"

- *nom* * nom* *nom*

- wont really care honestly, as long as you are happy he is happy, and if you trust your partner then he will trust her

- will recieve the demon lady with a smile and tell her that his brothers reactions are usually worse

- you surprised it'd get worse?

- is of course overprotective but he wont judge to harshly on your date

- if things go south however....

- ends up also being openly supportive of you two

- "happy MC happy life, sad MC no life for you"

💜 BELPHEGOR

- has no idea what is going on, he was asleep the whole time

- they dont really meet your partner until the thrid date

- " and who is this?🤨" "who are you and what are you doing in our house?"

- starts questioning them but ends up too tired to bother worrying anymore

- like beel, he will trust her if you trust them, but if they end up hurting your feelings then it wont be pretty...

- as long as he gets to sleep then you two can do whatever it pleases you, and as long as you're happy he is happy

[byronictrash]

so I was thinking about the whole hbo supernatural thing and all I could think was how it would fit in my major spn interpretation which is TRANSFEM SAM WINCHESTER!!!!

• changed her name to samantha for pure praticity

• is a lesbian, so all the romantic part is pretty similar to the canon, monsterfucking and all

• in which dean got a little confused about the distinction of gender ≠ sexuality at first like “wait but why did you become a girl if you like girls?” (he doesn’t know a lot of queer people, give him some time)

• AND SPEAKING OF DEAN! the biggest ally of all times. at first he doesn’t understand lots of stuff that seems obvious to sam (“why are you putting on a suit?” “dean we’re going to a small town, the case will be way harder if everyone is staring at me”), asks indiscrety questions (“can i ask you something?” “it depends” “you wanna chop your dick off?” “NO YOU CANT ASK IT”) but over time he starts to get it more naturally

• despite his numerous hook-ups, dean has never spent so much time in his life in a company of a woman so even the smallest things are extraterrestrial to him (“hey whats that bowl in the microwave?” “depilatory wax” “OH CMON SAMMY I WAS GOING TO HEAT UP MY DINNER THERE”)

• of course, there would be a scene where they met some hunter friend of john who says shit about sam, misgender her etc and dean goes FERAL, fist fighting with the guy and stuff. later sam yells at dean, saying she doesn't need dean to protect her and the argument would escalate to all the times that dean treated her in a condescending way, dean yelling back that dad said it was his job to take care of her and sam yelling even louder that dad would probably dead by now (in this moment all the lamps in their room (and in the street) simply explode, but they ignore. it was probably some short circuit…. right?)

• ok lets talk about john. still the same asshole, still gave a gun to kid who was afraid of the boogeyman, still tried to summon azazel when his son was in comma in 02X01 BUT now he also has a whole series of microaggressions with sam. she’s not stupid, she know the dad she has so doesn’t come out until she’s in stanford, SO john finds out sam is trans in 01X16 when john see sam after two years wearing a skirt and holding a .45 gun. he looks at her up and down and doesn’t say anything however, suddenly stops calling sam sam and starts calling her strictly samuel.

• it got worse after s1 season finale with the whole azazel possessed john > sam had the opportunity of killing azazel/her dad > couldn’t do it > azazel escaped > the winchesters get hit by a truck. when sam questions her father about being worried about the colt while his own son is dying, john explodes with her “you know samuel this is all your fault, once again you couldn’t just man up and pull the fucking trigger, kill the thing, you had to be same old sissy and chicken off, if your brother dies its his blood in your hands”

• aaaaaanyway, lets go back to our girl :D

• her style is kinda a mess. makeup done in a hurry, most of her clothes are mid skirts, hoodies and long dresses but now and then she spends a week wearing baggy jeans and band t-shirts, like dean’s, and no makeup at all. when he asks her “where is the whole angry teen outfit?” sam would simply respond its “because of the praticity, it’s tough to fight with a vampire in a dress lol” dean knows its because sometimes sam’s internalized transphobia ft repression gets loud

• her music taste is mostly grunge, punk and some alt bands she discover in stanford but dean call all of it emo “oh fuck off sammy, i let you drive once and you already put this emo shit” “dean this is literally nirvana, you cant call everything made after the 80’s emo”

• when she came out to bobby his reaction was literally “so now you’re a girl?” “uh… yeah” “gonna change your name or something?” “now is samantha but sam is still fine” “okay, now look this sigil... (and went back to the lore they were searching)”

• sam’s catholicism being more portrained on screen and how the dilemma of being a Christian and queer filled sam with religious guilty

• her paranormal powers also showed up sooner and since the beginning she knew something was wrong. her throat felt sore every time she recited the rituale romanus and holy water made her skin itchy. the older she got, the harder those “symptoms” became and with her denial, desire to be normal combined with religious guilt, it was easier to just convince herself that all this was just god punishing her for living in sin.

• surprisingly, all the demons and angels (and most of the monsters) even being assholes treats sam with the right pronouns

• which make sam and cas fist encounter even more interesting because cas literally turns to dean and go “is this your sister, samantha winchester?” “yeah” “ABOMINATION”’

• samruby second (cause the real first was ruby killing the seven deadly sins and stuff) encounter on the other side was a little more like "why are you following me?” “because youre tall and tall women are sexy as fuck” (then sam’s brain was short circuited for a sec because her height make usually makes her dysphoric)

• between s3-s4, dean still in hell, there would be a scene of one of the first times that sam drank blood to exorcise a demon with her mind. so here they are, demon tied in a chair and trapped in a trap, sam with blood all over her chin and ruby looking at her all heart eyes. Sam tries to do the exorcism but it doesnt work so ruby says sam needs more blood. Sam responds that shes nauseous and if takes any more shes gonna puke (cause you know voluntary vampirism came too natural in canon and that disturbs me) so the demon, who's wearing a cheerleader as a vessel, laughs and says "you know sammy, for real women blood tends to be a natural thing". ruby kills her on the spot.

• speaking of the catholicism (and the blood drinking) again, sam prays every single time before/after drinking demon blood, ruby mocks her for it but she doesnt care. its a weird feeling because even thinking that what shes doing is right, that she needs to get strong to kill lilith, it still feels bad, unholy in some sense.

• of course lucifer tempted her in s5 not only appearing as jess but also saying things like "why samantha, after all, are you willing to sacrifice yourself for a society that treats you like scum, that looks at you like a freak?"

• no need to say that in 05x04 "The End" episode when dean faces lucifer using sam as his vessel, she's wearing an outfit way cooler than that abbey-road-john-lennon-white-suit (to know what i mean search amanda seyfried 2018 met gala look THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!!!!)

• even after being clean of blood drinking, sam still has some of her paranormal powers. she can't do exorcises with her mind anymore but she can move small objects with telekinesis (she doesn't do it in front of dean cause she knows it would scares the fuck out of him)

i also had a list of some episodes rewritten in this au but this list is already long, guess i'll post later

[mistress-of-malevolence]

Alright, they might change as the show goes on and we get more info but here we go.

Everyone/ all drone kind🌌

-everyone is ace! It doesn't make sense to me for the robots to have a sex drive, their species reproduces asexually already and they don't have genitals anyway.

-Khan's colony is not the only one. The workers were on copper-9 to mine the planet for recorces, but with all the houses and recreational places I think it's safe to say that people just lived there as civilians too, seeing as workers were also used as maids/butlers that means that the population of drones was probably way more than a couple thousand. We've seen the corpse tower and we don't technically know how big the main bunker is, but I think that there's probably several other groups scattered around the planet, possibly unaware of eachother.

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V❣️

-im a little bit on the fence about this, but part of me really likes the idea of V being aro, but the other really likes VxLizzy.

-i haven't really decided but I'm thinkin' maybe half queer-platonic half romantic. Idk man.

-obviously something happened that drastically changed V's personally from when she was a worker to a disassembly drone, to the point that they almost feel like completely different people sometimes. I think that V and N's puppy love was cute but after whatever happened happened I think it's safe to say that ship sailed.

-it low-key breaks my heart to say it but I don't think she even see's him as a friend.

-was close to some degree with J, maybe it was just mutual respect between killers/coworkers.

-listens to insane clown posse.

-her favorite color is pink. Why? Cuz I said so.

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Thad💚

-idk why but I feel like he's pan. He just seems like he could vibe with anyone.

-friends with literally everyone but I mean that's just canon.

-childhood friends with Lizzy, never once felt attracted to one another.

-he's single but not necessarily looking.

-mans got the confidence to show up to prom alone and starts breakdancing for a crowd. I STAN.

-always thought there was something a little off about doll but didn't want to judge Lizzy's choice in company too harshly.

-lives with his mom, but she's usually busy with work so he doesn't see her often.

-has a younger sibling. Is a very good big brother.

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Lizzy🌸

-lesbian but oh wait that's already canon too.

-both parents are dead but she never knew them so it's less of a big deal to her.

-was practically raised by Thad's mom. Thinks of her as an aunt.

-never actually dated doll, but they did have something of a friend's with benefits situation.

-what does that imply when I've already said that everyone is ace? Easy, unprotected hand holding and kisses.

-loves a woman that will actually just kill her.

-for that reason she will actually acknowledge Uzi. She's still not hot enough for her to think of her like that but she exists.

-cat person, always wanted one.

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Uzi💜

-her favorite anime is attack on titan.

-mourns her sick-ass railgun every day and uses all her spare time in-between school and fixing the landing pod to try and make a new/better one.

-baby crush on all her friends (literally just Thad and N now that I think about it), she's just not used to people being nice to her and doesn't know how to handle it.

-she might just be the tiniest bit love starved, but at the same time not sure how to accept it when offered.

-shes giving slight demi-girl vibes. Like I'm thinking she uses she/her but likes they/them too.

-her crush on N grows stronger by the day, but I'm not sure if he feels the same yet.

-undiagnosed ADHD.

-a feral racoon at heart 💕

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N💛

-also love starved, maybe even a bit touch starved.

-its not easy being a mutant monster death machine when you've got a heart as big as his.

-so much love to give and nobody who seems to want it. That is, until he found Uzi and Thad.

-Uzi can be a little rough around the edges but he can tell she likes having him around, and that means alot to him.

-and Thad's the coolest. N actually kinda looks up to him (in a metaphorical sense of course).

-love languages are definitely touch and words of affirmation.

-total cuddle bug when Uzi let's him and overall gives out alot of hugs to his friends.

-everyone except V. He has learned his lesson...

-has thought about Uzi in a romantic light before and isn't sure how to feel about it. Mostly he feels scared by the idea, and by the fact that he doesn't hate it.

-autistic✨

-like, c'mon. You can't look at that bean and tell me with a straight face that he's nero typical.

-very warm but only comfortably so.

-the gate guard that he gave that sorry picture too is his father figure. A delightful headcanon that I got from a fanfic called "I've got a dad now too!" By InspiredDragonWriter on Ao3.

-likes stuffed animals and had a collection until J started making fun of him for it.

-now that she's gone, maybe he'll start collecting again.

-back when they were workers, he actually saw J as a moody older sister, since she wasn't as mean back then. But after they became disassembly drones, she was nothing but a harsh bully. Still the memory of his kinda mean yet caring older sister prevented him from hating her completely.

-though his memory was all bits and pieces, he could never quite shake the feeling that she had always been looking out for him in the past.

-even at the bitter end he didn't doubt that.

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J✿⁠ 

-she didn't remember anything from when she was a worker.

-the day she became a disassembly drone it was like all the empathy had been drained from her body, and she hadn't had much to begin with.

-all that remained was her hate and dissatisfaction for her comrades and fierce loyalty to the company.

-before any of that though, she hadn't hated N or V at all. She cared about them, even if she had a hard time showing it.

-N was like a dumb little brother. Not the kind she wanted to protect but the kind that you wanted to toughen up so that he could take care of himself.

-of course it wasn't always tough love, sometimes he just genuinely annoyed her.

-never liked physical touch and wasn't much of a words of affirmation person either.

-her love language was more acts of service.

-and since no one else is gonna say it... She's autistic too.

-girl had a whole monologue prepared for when she finally would be able to destroy the worker colony, she swears with buzzwords, total theatre kid don't lie. She is nero divergent.

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Khan🚪

-has a hard time being around Uzi since she reminds him so much of Nori.

-deep regret for leaving Uzi to die and is trying to be better.

-little bit of self hatred. For flavor.

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And that's all I really got, hope you like em!

I would like to hear your nurder drones head canons :3 go cray cray wit it

[imeverywoman420]

i feel like a lesbian when i read ur posts because i do not experience attraction to men the same way u do. like at all. a man being a man is just ok. he has to vibe w me and have a great personality for me to feel attracted. also just wondering what do u miss about them? just curiooous ily hope u have a good day queen ur so funny and i love ur blog

Uhh what do i miss about the men i hook up with ? Mostly their smell. And uhh being held by them. When im with them i just feel like sexy and free. Fun. They make me feel like a woman you know wjat i mean…. Like so cunty. I feel like i actually could go get a job and run errands without wanting to kill myself. And especially with emil i miss being in his room… being in his vibe you know. Huge tall bong clothes all over the floor his cat his bed. I felt like. Idk like i belonged there. Like i felt like a feral dog that had been taken inside someones house after living on the streets for years.

[aethslove]

GENSHIN MODERN AU HCS

-they're all (mostly) uni students at Teyvat University

-there is a huge group chat that was originally for asking for help but now its just chao incarnate

-its called "teyvats gayest mfs"

-guess who named it

-*cough*kaeya*cough*

-im going to list all the usernames, so bear with me

aether: protagonist lumine: waifu amber: i fly kaeya: big tiddy man lisa: witch mommy diluc: red jean: MOM venti: alcoholic #1 rosaria: alcoholic #2

albedo: chalk sucrose: glucose mona: aSTRoLogY razor: furry barbara: nun bennett: archons save him noelle: maid-sama fischl: Prinzessin der Verurteilung paimon: emergency food zhongli: geo daddy xiao: feral child childe: waterboy keqing: purple cat ganyu: cocogoat ningguang: LESBIAN #1 beidou: LESBIAN #2 hu tao: ghost girl xiangling: rordon gamsey xingqiu: bookboy chongyun: popsicle xinyan: cherry bomb

-as you can tell, some of them had no choice in their nicknames

-diluc owns a bar

-rosaria and kaeya are those two bi friends that constantly flirt with each other while simultaneously saying "we're just besties" and they really are just alcoholic besties

-ventis still a drinker. a he's a lightweight

-canonly, rosaria has GOD-like alcohol tolerance so...

-kaeya is the middle balance, but sometimes he'll get PISS DRUNK and rosaria and/or diluc have to haul him home

-zhongli is hu tao's legal guardian and is 100% done with this child

-history professor zhongli. he's practically a relic

-venti is a soundcloud rapper

-the siblings are the kids that always went to a different school in the middle of the year but they decided to stay at Teyvat for the time being

-beiguang. that's it

-xiangling always making food when some people *ahem*xingqiu and albedo forget that they need to eat to live and study into the effing wee hours

-chongyun just carries an icebox filled with popsicles everywhere and it freaks out the freshmen

-but it helps in summer, where everyone steals poor chongyuns popsicles

-xingqiu ofc is like "f off"

-zhongli is the dad. don't argue with me

-rosaria is a religion major, but she hardly shows up to class

-at 3 am you can hear a loud electric guitar (xinyan) and a loud "NO. NOT NOW" (from jean, who's trying to get some actual sleep) or a "STFU" (from albedo, who's trying to FRICKEN STUDY)

-list of majors:

(Bold means "I have no idea what major they would have")

(??? means that the major is up for debate)

aether: lumine: amber: she went to flight school, is now a pilot and doesn't go to Teyvat kaeya: psychology??? lisa: literature diluc: business jean: venti: music duh

rosaria: religion albedo: science sucrose: science mona: astrology duh razor: still a high schooler... barbara: religious studies bennett: computer science noelle: fischl: theater major zhongli: history, as i said he's practically a living relic xiao: art??? childe: keqing: ganyu: ningguang: economics and business, graduated beidou: none, didn't go to college hu tao: biology (the whole death thing) xiangling: culinary arts xingqiu: literature chongyun: xinyan: music

That's all I have for now. And my hands hurt.

[plut00nline]

Fuck it im doing it

My 2020 top 20 movie list

(Disclaimer that most of these weren't made in 2020 but I just watched them this year. These aren't also really in a very particular order but they are lowkey ranked) (i also had to be choosey with the images i out cause of the limit, but yeah dont mind that)

20. The perfection

The plot twist in this movie is *chefs kiss* there was no way for me to predict the ending, bug as far as thrillers goes, it is brilliant. And also, lesbians. It can be a pretty triggering movie for ab*se and general gore, but really I love the pacing and the thrill of it.

19. The shining

Ah yes, a classic horror, and though I may feel iffy about Stanley Kubrick, this movie was pretty good. But I am saying this as a person that didn't read the book. The blood rushing down the hallway was really my favourite visual on the movie. It was a movie that made me felt genuinely scared while watching it, like hiding behind my blanket but also sweating scared, the suspense was pretty thrilling though

18. Doctor Sleep

Man do I love Danny Torrance, and Abra, fuck I love them both. Again, I never read the book, but my ignorance keeps me in bliss. The visuals of this movie are also great, and the emotions this movie puts through? I'm just glad headcanons exist, but really I did enjoy this movie even if it wasn't what I was expecting.

17. Birds of prey

Harley deserved a movie, and the fact that it was directed by a woman makes me love it so much more because we just got to see harley doing the things that she fucking wanted. This movie is wlw solidarity, from Margot robbie to Mary Elizabeth Winstead, women with crossbows? Sign me the fuck up. And from all the DC films I've seen, it's so much brighter, in the visual sense, there's colour! There's character! And not everyone is just brooding in darkness, its the type of movie that would make me actually watch and enjoy DC films.

16. Charlie's angels

Firstly, lesbians. Thank you. But really, its a good action comedy and really I'll jump at the chance to see women kick ass.

15. My octopus teacher

I've never cried over an octopus before, so that was an experience. And even though this is technically not a movie, I still wanted to put it on here cause it was really just a great documentary, especially since it happened in my home country and im very oddly proud of that fact.

14. Knives out

Murder mystery and chris evans go so well together. I have made a longer post, but to sum it up, like most of the movies on this list. The colours and the pacing and just the atmosphere of the movie was spectacular, and even though I couldve guessed the ending, I was still on the edge of my seat for most of it

13. Ready or not

I love this new wave of eat the rich media. Samara weaving is a great actor and I am in love with her and this whole movie. It really was something that I hadn't actually seen before and the fact that the whole curse thing at the end was true was really just wow. Along with eat the rich, I love the feral female energy lately, and the whole white clothing slowly but surely being covered in blood.

12. Geralds game

The line "youre only made of moonlight" lives in my head rent free. This movie, was really an experience and for a movie with only two people in it for the majority, it is really well done. I'll always feel iffy about a man writing a woman's experience (specifically) but I do love the way this movie went, yeah I hated the "Hand" scene, but I still enjoyed the after math of it.

11. The old gaurd

Again, more lesbians, what more could I ask for? The concept for this movie is brilliant, immortal mercenaries is the only trope I want from now on, and found family.

10. Parasite

Again with the eat the rich. This movie was mindblowing, and just, the imagery!! And im glad they didn't dub it in English cause fuck that, I enjoyed it perfectly with subtitles.

9. song of the sea

This movie, this movie! Is so precious and I had that song stuck in my head for days.the name Saoirse is also so oddly pleasing to hear. This story is so beautiful, the music is amazing and it makes me want to be a fae.

8. Scott pilgrim vs the world

This movie really did pass what my expectations for what I thought it was gonna be, the music was amazing, the transitions and editing style was *chefs kiss* and even though I felt like I was in a fever dream the whole time, it'd be a fever dream I'd gladly rewatch.

7. The imitation game

Thank you Alan Turing. This movie recked me, like emotionally, I was a mess when I was done with it, but damn was it good, like I really just felt something while watching it, I mean most.of the movies on this list did, but this one just really hit me in some way.

6. Klaus

At least there are still good Christmas movies being made. Actually, I was a mess for this one too, the second that child got that sleigh thing it was over for my emotions. The whole sirge of turning Santa into this big macho dude really is working out and that's how Santa should always be depicted. I could gush about the animation style of this movie all fucking day, I love it so much (and the shadows!!! Ahh the shadows!) It really is just incredible.

5. I'm thinking of ending things

Hey man, I knew this was gonna fuck me up just by looking at the trailer, but there was absolitley no way to prepare for whatever was about to happen. Even after watching it, I have no idea what happened. But I still found it great, I love movies that give me an existential crisis.

4. Spirited away

All I wanted to do, was eat everything in that movie, even if it would turn me into a pig, holy hells this movie is good. There was just this satisfying appeal to it that I can't quite put into words. Its beautiful like everything studio ghibli movie ever.

3. The Willoughbys

I never knew I needed a found family movie with a bunch of kids that were already family. I've made a longer post about this movie, and I dont think I could really say more, this movie is so fucking touching and I love the direction it went in plot wise.

2. Howl's moving castle

Again, I may not have understood wtf was going on, but I'll be damned if I didn't love every second of it. There is no doubt that this movie is stunning, and I really am a suckered for early 2000's 2d animation, because!!! Look at it!!! Studio Ghibli films always just floor me with how good they look. I really wanna read the book, because I would absolutley love to see a feral Sophie giving howl shit for crying over hair.

1. Us

This movie will always be my no. 1 it is amazing and I love everything jordan peele has done with his movies. Especially for it to have a full black cast, and those black people have darker skin than what is normally shown in media. The feral but also calculated nature of each character is beautiful and nothing can ever make me hate this movie

I hope you enjoyed this incoherent "review" of my favourite movies I watched in 2020, its been a shit show and movies really have been a place of comfort for me. But stay safe and happy new year!

[all-hail-the-witcher]

polish deli au ch 3: bop it, snix it, pull it

yes thats right ch 3 is now up of mine and @toss-a-coin-to-your-lesbians flaming trash pile!! and its somehow longer than the last two!!

ship: eventual geraskier and lambden

genre: sad but also kinda crack in this chapter

warnings: geralt has a sexuality crisis in the classic taking am i gay tests at 2 am fashion and all the emotions and feelings that come with it (but it is skippable), mentions of running away, and aidens horny on main but there's no sex he's just. simping. for lambert. hornily. im also ace so. take that how you will. 

words: this ch is like 8600 ??

editing: yeah sorta

(the opening scene is not the preview below cause the opening is geralt having a crisis)

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“Lambert, I need you right away. Please hurry.”

It was 3:30am on a Tuesday, and Aiden was frantically calling Lambert over and over for help. The reason? While getting a nice ‘midnight’ snack, Aiden’s sink had decided to start spraying everywhere, and despite all of Aiden’s attempts to make it stop, the sink clearly had other ideas. So, he called Lambert. At least he was wearing a soaking wet shirt that clung really, really well to his body. Unfortunately his hair had taken quite a hit, and he looked like he got sprayed with a hose, though to be fair, he did, so he figured Lambert would forgive that.

Hoses were actually the furthest thought from Lambert’s mind when he answered the phone though because he had been fast asleep, and was not happy to be being woken up.

“Aiden...It’s 3:30am..can’t you wait till morning?” Lambert said groggily and yawned. He was not a morning person, and if it was anyone else who was calling he would’ve told them to go fuck themself. But it was Aiden, his closest friend, so he legally had to pick up the phone. He really didn’t want to have to walk 15 blocks to get to Aiden’s apartment, but Aiden did sound scared. But also it was 3:30 in the fucking morning and Lambert wanted to sleep.

“I can’t! I can’t afford for my water bill to go up so high, and it's all hot water so I won’t be able to shower at all. It’s fucking everywhere.” Aiden was sitting on his couch, a slightly disgruntled, wet cat on his lap while watching the water just shoot up everywhere. It had been about ten minutes since it had started, and it didn’t seem to be stopping anytime soon. Aiden was beginning to worry about the flooring and what it would cost to fix it. Fucking hell, if he lost his security deposit over this… “Please Lambert. You’re the only one who I know can help me. I’ll give you all the coffee I can buy if you come and help me.”

Lambert sighed. “Fine.”

“Really?” Aiden grinned. “I knew you loved me! Thank you so much, I love you.”

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[a-flickering-soul]

do kylux for the ask meme 😳 you + me = mental illness

i love you so much for sending this in this truly is the mortifying ordeal of being known

putting this under a readmore because it is LITCHERALLY 1.2k words because i am literally clawing at the walls of my enclosure about these two

ANYWAYS go ahead and send me a character and i’ll give you some headcanons bc im having fun doing these!!!

Kylo Ren

Sexuality Headcanon: ambiguously queer. Don’t make me think about him having sex he makes me so angry

Gender Headcanon: he Must be a cis man. He has so much mommy issues. He is such an incel. He is so full of toxic masculinity. He must be a cis man.

A ship I have with said character: Kylux. Every single angle you take this ship from it’s funny and good. Canon—they hate each other and want each other dead. AU—they still hate each other but they’re (probably) less fascist and genocidal. It’s just so funny. They are so obsessed with each other. They gaslight each other into love confessions. It’s unreal. I’ve been thinking about Kylux for the past month and I feel like an entire geological age has passed. You can tell I’m a Kylux shipper and a R*ylo anti because I almost exclusively refer to him as Ren instead of Kylo. The gay angel went to superhell for Kylux to go canon in Lego Star Wars (twice) and a kids’ comic book. God mocks me to my face.

A BROTP I have with said character: This got literally shot to shit but post-TFA when a bunch of people headcanoned Rey as Luke’s kid and she and Ren were cousins and he reluctantly babysat her because he was literally ten years older than her (hhhhh.) and they had this weird mildly-contentious relationship as adults where they grudgingly acknowledge they are both the most powerful Force users in the galaxy and are the only ones who mutually understand the legacy they bear and care about each other but also cannot be in the same room together and hold a civil conversation for more than five minutes before resorting to uncomfortable silence. Like when you’re at a family reunion and you’re automatically shunted with the only other kid around your age so you have to make conversation but you are just so fundamentally different there’s nothing to talk about. Unreal.

A NOTP I have with said character: Hhh. R*ylo. I’m one of those evil lesbians who hate that ship viciously and one of my dreams is to be one of the mean antis that that bully a shipper in a story that’s clearly exaggerated or made up and then get cancelled for having good taste.

A random headcanon:  I think he and Phasma used to spar a lot. I keep thinking about the five years he spent on the Finalizer pre-canon and I can’t reasonably justify the Knights of Ren hanging out with him for the entire time on a literal military ship and I like the idea of them being the only people that are reasonably on par physically (I also like how Phasma is an inch taller than him because....whew).

General Opinion over said character: God. He drives me wild. I have a lot of thoughts about him and how good he was in TFA and the pre-canon comics/novels as a really fucking good example of a morally-conflicted villain (especially the comics where it made it really clear that he was very much manipulated and gaslit since like…ten years old). Like! The way he could flip at will from drawing strength from both the light AND dark side of the Force is just!! So cool! The way his strength literally derives from moral conflict is just really interesting to me but….idk the way post-TFA he was thrown into a redemption (Rendemption) arc that hinged on Rey being a literal genuine fascist sympathizer made me just really disappointed. He had a lot of amazing potential to be either a really interesting semi-redeemed Byronic antihero OR a full on unhinged animalistic power-mad villain that Rey has to mercy-kill like a rabid dog. And then. Well. Yeah. I like him a lot in very specific contexts and flat out hate him in most others.

 Armitage Hux

Sexuality Headcanon: gay! He is gay! I have an entire list of reasons why he’s gay and it grows daily! Without a doubt a homosexual! Gay and repressed!

Gender Headcanon: Also a cis guy even though I still do have a lot of half-formed thoughts about gender in the First Order/post-collapse of the Empire society.

A ship I have with said character: Kylux! Again! I’m obsessed with how obsessed Hux is with Ren. He hates him so much it’s unreal. I keep reading the novelizations and thinking so fucking hard about how consumed Hux is with hatred for this one man. He’s so repressed. He’s so damaged. It’s unreal. The brainworms in my head have metamorphosed into moths and they’re flapping their wings so hard they’re disintegrating my grey matter. I think near-daily about how he personally went down to retrieve Ren from the collapse of Starkiller Base and yet would not touch him to drag him to shelter in the Hux graphic novel. Would you take off your glove to check his pulse or would you attempt to feel it through the leather and touch something’s dead skin rather than his living warmth. I’m so deeply unwell.

A BROTP I have with said character: Him and Phasma!!! The way they are on first-name terms with each other….the way one of the few times in the graphic novels you see him smile is when Phasma comes back onto the base…..the way they plotted to kill Brendol together….truly evil mlm/wlw solidarity you simply love to see it

A NOTP I have with said character: Oof I see a lil bit of shipping him with Resistance members (I think I’ve seen him with Rose and also Poe??) and I know TROS made the decision to have him defect from the First Order (out of. again. his obsessive hatred with another man. writing choices.) but it makes me INSANELY uncomfortable seeing people of color being shipped with a literal fascist parody of British colonialism and imperialism lmao like….just ship Kylux bro they’re mutually bad people AND a power couple

A random headcanon: Frankly at this point I joke so much about how much like a sick Victorian orphan he looks like that I could write an entire fake medical file for him but I’ll spare you all and simply say that I am incredibly partial to the headcanon that Hux is a freak that bites string cheese instead of peeling it like a normal person. Also…the implications that he Personally placed the tracker in Ren’s belt rather than someone else, so that he alone could keep tabs on him…..I’m unwell. Enough.

General Opinion over said character: If Ren is a character I love to hate, Hux is a character I hate that I love. I just. I can’t stop thinking about this gay little war criminal. It truly, genuinely baffles the mind how much information there is about him. It triggers that same little part of my brain that goes wild over like. ARGs and stuff. There’s just so much lore. With every new piece of canon or semi-canon information I learn about him I can feel my grip on sanity slipping. He owns a black robe. He has a personal hitman in the First Order ranks to poison people he doesn’t like. He drinks tea. He’s a bastard son. He’s great with kids. He was in charge of a squad of feral orphan child soldiers at five years old. I just. I just don’t get it. I’m enamored with him. His compulsive attention to grooming. His hubris. His ambition. How literally unhinged he is (the “rabid cur” line genuinely lives in my head rent free). The way he systemically killed every single person who saw him weak and abused as a child. There’s just so much to talk about with him. He’s so evil. He’s so fucked up. I love him so deeply. He is such a horrible person and he is so fun to make fun of and he is so fun to think about. God wants there to be a bullet in my head so badly.

[hiraphane]

Things in Fire Emblem: Three Houses that after 200+ hours still never fail to get to me (word vomit incoming):

When you’re sprinting around the monastery at the speed of light, the number of NPCs that exclaim “what the-?!” as you nyoom past them

“Please do not eat the weeds”

Sylvain’s pick-up formula that becomes incredibly apparent when you’re catching up on his support scenes with the girls - “Hey [name], you look really cute when you’re [activity/mood].”

Felix’s disdain for his father. Idk if I’m projecting but something about him unabashedly tearing his father a new one every time they see each other is incredibly therapeutic for me. Honestly, just listening to Felix verbally eviscerate people in general is incredibly satisfying. Go OFF on them, Fe!

The dramatic irony and humor that can be had/found on subsequent playthroughs when you know Seteth and Flayn’s full backstories. So many little things that I didn’t think twice about my first run are suddenly hilarious. (”Which [Saint] is your favorite, Professor?” I know your game, fish girl)

Upside down Claude memes

Hilda absolutely DESTROYING the entire enemy force and then complaining that she’s a delicate flower and the battlefield is no place for her like HONEY YOU’RE A TANK, EMBRACE IT

Placing Dedue in a choke point and activating his trait skill, then watching and laughing as people try and fail to barrel through this impassable mountain of a man, usually killing themselves in the process.

“Stay away!” Bernadetta screams in terror before absolutely erasing a man/woman/otherwise from existence.

“Burn until we meet again.”

“It’s all becoming clearer.”

Literally any and all of Sylvain’s kill/level quotes. He’s carried my dumb ass through so many battles I could probably recite them all in my sleep

How I never fail to - out loud - say “Thot” every time Sylvain’s “Be gone” kill line plays

The much more obscure reference of me - out loud - asking “For combat?” every time Ashe announces “I must steel myself!”

Feral Dimitri

“You lost to ME?” / “*sigh* and I didn’t even enjoy it.” / “You overestimated yourself.” - These are just some of the ones that come immediately to mind, but imagine, if you will, being absolutely destroyed by a pink haired loli or a sleepy wizard or an otherwise very delicate looking high school aged child and then hearing - as you pull in your last dying breath - them say that to you, as they stand over your mangled body. Seriously, these children are fucking savages.

How Sylvain, despite bitching and moaning about crest babies his entire support chain, will inevitably have boatloads of children if you get him a paired ending with a female character. I know his hypothetical family is a product of love not careful breeding, but it’s just hilarious to me. This man went from being pathologically terrified of / disgusted by the idea of continuing his family tree to adding entire branches to it. What an absolute Lad.

Sylvain and Felix’s paired endings. I love my boys so much.

Dedue and Mercedes’ paired ending / Dedue and Byleth’s paired ending. They’re the only Dedue endings I’ve seen so I can’t speak for any of his other endings, but they’re so damn wholesome they make me wanna die.

How much I relate to Bernadetta

How Edelgard goes from “stone cold bitch” to “useless lesbian” depending on whether you go Black Eagles or not

Hubert’s sense of humor. The number of times this man has startled me into a fit of laughter with his dry wit is insane.

Manuela and Hanneman’s bickering

Just how fucking broken Mercedes is as a healer. She heals herself 100% of the health she heals other people AND she can use Physic (meaning she can heal from a distance, which end-game essentially allows her to heal from across the map) WHO ALLOWED THIS ABSOLUTE LASS TO EXIST AND CAN I MARRY THEM????

Dancer Felix / Hubert. What can I say? I like my Dancers feral or otherwise vapid as fuck.

Trickster Dorothea, AKA the embodiment of my gay thirst. Get Dancer Thea outta here, Trickster Thea is where its at.

Hapi. Just Hapi.

LET ME MARRY HAPI AS A FEMC IM BEGGING YOU PLEASE

Mercedes being a gigantic troll and nobody being able to tell if it's intentional or she's just oblivious

Petra and Cyril’s supports and their paired ending. The way they promise “forever and ever” and Cyril doesn’t even stop to think about where Rhea will be during that “forever” is just *chef’s kiss* (literally any support where Cyril doesn’t mention Rhea is *chef’s kiss*)

“IS THIS SOME KIND OF SICK JOKE?!”

Just how fucking offended Ferdinand gets when you try to give a lost item to him but it isn’t his. Like chill out man it wasn’t a concentrated attack on your noble honor, I was literally just asking to be nice and cover my bases.

Lorenz and Leoni’s meal dialogue - “Ugh, you sound like my mother...”

“I lost my brother to bandits... is something I’m sure somebody’s said at some point.” On my first playthrough that was such a YIKES joke from Sylvain, but now when I play I just feel bad because that was him trying to open up and be serious and then he immediately chickened out and backpedaled and came off as a total ass because of it. (I know Miklan didn’t die to bandits, but he ran off to be a bandit and to Sylvain I feel like that might as well be the same thing. Also can we talk about how Sylvain still obviously cares about his brother even though he literally TRIED TO KILL HIM MULTIPLE TIMES THROUGHOUT THEIR CHILDHOOD AND WAS RAMPANTLY ABUSIVE TO HIM, PLEASE SOMEBODY HUG MY BOY!!!!)

Dimitri being the literal hulk and struggling not to break everything he touches

Dorothea and Marianne having themselves listed under their dislikes like BABIES PLEASE LOVE YOURSELVES

The percentage of students who have “ghosts” somewhere on their likes or dislikes. Why are they so relevant? 

How you can infer Edelgard’s entire backstory from her dislikes

“GREETINGS, PROFESSOR!”

Yuri and Hubert literally threatening to kill Byleth and me looking around like John Travolta every time like “DID ANYBODY HEAR THAT?!?!?!?!”

Me holding Dedue, Felix, and post TS Dimitri back by the scruffs of their necks as they desperately try to solo every map I deploy them on. Like BOYS, please, contain your murder. I know they attacked you first, but the second line needs EXP too.

Forming a protective circle around Dedue during the attack on Enbarr in Verdant Wind, like if ANYTHING happens to my boy I WILL divine pulse don’t fucking test me (PS Dedue, if you could stop charging ahead and pay attention to my carefully constructed plan of attack, that’d be great)

Edelgard’s little ax twirl on her victory screen

“I AM FERDINAND VON AEGIR!”

[riv-ika]

what is the fantasy lesbians - the novel wip? <.<

ok so wolf already asked and i went off here but NOW im gonna say more because oh my god it does not even cover a fraction of what i’ve got going on

so let me tell you about that ragtag group of disasters meant to save the universe!! from Earth, because yes our world exists, unfortunately, we have a family of four siblings. the eldest are a pair of twins, Samuel and Cameron (Sam & Cam, their parents are hilarious, also both he/him), the next oldest is Roxanne, Roxy for short (she/her), and finally Evie (she/her) is the baby. The Finley siblings are absolute disasters, as implied by the whole ragtag thing, but really closely knit. Roxy is Amara’s love interest and I love her. She is so smart and cheesy and absolutely loving her fantasy coming of age adventure and SHE DESERVES IT.

next we have Dante and Virgil. one is a tired, grumpy old man and the other is a murder-sunshine-child who loves swimming and knives. can you guess which is which? Dante (he/him) is the grump and Virgil (she/her) is the Child, fondly called Gills by her adopted uncle, as unwilling as he is. Dante is the group’s dad but kind of like that fun dad who’s also kind of concerning with how exhausted he is. Virgil is off the shits, completely feral, anger issues out the wazoo, but she is ADORABLE. Anyway, they are a species called Panyct (yes, pronounced panicked) who come from a bioluminescent world, so their skin is primarily dark blues and blacks with gorgeous glowing markings in crazy patterns that range from purple to pink to green it’s insane. Virgil has green markings and her choppy hair is dusted with a green glow.

finally we have the Avaru gang. Avaru are basically winged humans, although near-human would probably be more accurate. their wings have many variations from bird wings to bat wings to bug wings, etc. but birds of a feather flock together if y’know what i’m saying so most of the Avaru my people meet first are bird-winged. Avaru are great metal-workers and have specially formed talons that they use exclusively in battle but the bird tribes are generally peaceful and are ruled by a sitting council as well as a Wren, cough king of the birds cough, who is sort of a figurehead. idk i haven’t worked it all out yet. also Avaru have sharp teeth because I think it’s neat. Anyway, our Avaru protagonists are the Wren-to-be, Nefe (xe/xem) and xer loyal bodyguard Cyano (he/him) whose preferred weapon is written as ‘yes’ in my notes. Nefe is of the Corac clan and I haven’t figured out xer wing colours yet. Cyano is of the Jayus clan, so clearly he has jays’ wings because holy shit can you imagine how gorgeous that would be. I haven’t fleshed out their characters a ton but Cyano is for sure in love with his Wren so that’s fun

so yeah thats the disaster gang!!! thank u for asking ik this isnt really about plot but i just had to go off

[maggiesarchives]

IS IT OC DAY YET?!?!?! BECAUSE I HAVE THOUGHTS(tm)

OKAY SO ANYONE WITH A RUDIMENTARY UNDERSTANDING OF STAR WARS KNOWS ABOUT MANDALORIANS RIGHT?

My Mando OC is from swtor and i love him. His name is Ke’ade and he was born on Tatooine to a Republic settlement, unfortunately after an invasion from the Empire left his home in ashes and he himself missing in the desert for several days he became a Bounty Hunter, running from one world to the next (there was an incident on Mek-Sha). now imagine this death-stick-smoking-sith-shit-talking-tiny-motherfucker meeting the-perfect-jedi-embodiment-of-peace-and-serenity — what happens then?? WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THEY FIND OUT HE’S FORCE SENSITIVE?!?!???! WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A FORCE SENSISTIVE MANDALORIAN?!?!?!? (Bounty Hunter)

drinking, drinking happens

Mar’keo is the perfect jedi, serene, calm, understanding and compassionate. unfortunately he is surrounded by seven other dumbasses ranging from chaotic neutral to chaotic slut. He develops what ultimately comes to a little bit of a drinking problem (during the Mek-Sha incident)- he can’t handle this gremlin boy he meets on Nar Shadaa???? He already has Nicky???? he’s like that dad that says he doesn’t want anymore kids and yet adopts the next child he sees. After the Alderaan Accident there’s a nice little rhyme that goes around the family: “what do you do with a drunk-ass Jedi what do you with a drunk-ass jedi what do you do with a drunk ass jedi earrrly in the mooooorning?” (Consular)

And Nicky, sweet, feral Nicky, this kid took down the EMPEROR the goddamn BIG BAD. He’s so done with everything. he’s batshit 25/8. diplomacy???? Lana handles that because there is NOT going to be another Alderaan Accident. He’s married to Theron Shan who (despite refusing to admit it) is just as feral and impulsive. Mar’keo and Nicky have known each other since they were BABIES- growing up in the Jedi Order together and literally the first two members of their weird dysfunctional family that would kill and die for each other. (Knight)

Don’t even get me started on Trii’va. She’s all of them combined in a beautiful blend of chaotic dumbass and pure big dick energy. Did i mention she’s married to He’katia??? Member of the Dark Council and right hand lady to Darth Marr??? No??? Well we shall come back to that. This chick is the loopiest smuggler on the hyper lanes, she taught Nicky how to ride a motorbike and give Mar’keo and Lana an extra 35 heart attacks a month. (smuggler)

He’katia is The Librarian Lesbian That Kills People For Fucking Up The Dewey Decimal System and is the Togruta embodiment of “Books are better than people” she loves the Empire and openly advocates for change amongst the Sith while proudly showing off her feral wife and having tea parties with Darth Marr while they bitch about Vowrawn and Saresh. (inquisitor)

KEL!!!! KEL’KATIS!!!! or as Mar’keo calls him “that slut” because let’s be real he is the SLUTTIEST Sith on the block and there is an ongoing rivalry between Nicky and Kelly to see who has the softest hair in the known galaxy and let me tell you it gets VIOLENT.

we don’t talk about the Water Shortage of ‘07

Karavia- because where did Trii’va learn her sass if not from her mom? Trii’va is adopted, Karavia (or auntie Kavvy as the rest call her) is Cathar and Trii’va is Twi’lek and she is THE most badass mom ever, literally, take no shit. She hates, hates the brass, and so when given free reign over Havoc Squad and her uptight-but-in-a-cute-way lieutenant she uses every chance to piss off as many entitled fucks as she can and well...... Monkey see monkey do right? (trooper)

and then, at last, we have Ahtoan. Tony. Top-Hat-McGee as Ke’ade lovingly dubbed him. The youngest member of Imperial Intellegence and the youngest saboteur to fuck that shit up. He is by far the youngest of all of them (not even hitting twenty at the beginning of the story) and was found by Nicky somewhere between the end of Ilum and the beginning of Makeb. The poor kid is tired, he just wants to go to sleep. He’s never had a real family and so when he meets these seven other fucked up weirdos he is SO happy- and then Mar’keo offers to help heal him, and so breaks down crying and just HUGS the man. (Agent)

It is at that point we reach the collective look of “We’ve only had Tony a day and a half but if anything happened to him we’d kill everyone in the galaxy and then ourselves”

suffer reading all that Darth Mags

lets. fucking. go.

Ke'ade

loving that Tragic Backstory™ and whenever someone says the words Bounty Hunter I always go 👀👀👀👀👀

HES TINY!!??!?!? HE IS SMOL???!!!!?!?!???! he is mine now I am stealing him. AND HES FORCE SENSITIVE??!!?!?!?!

in curious abt this perfect-je si-embodiment-of-peace-and-serenity and now the two would act around each other 👀👀👀👀

Mar'keo

Mar'keo and the Seven Dumbasses sjfsjfsjfsfhzhfsh p l e a s e its like this weird off brand snow white movie I watched at the beach with Hero 😂😂😂

okay so im assuming this is the Perfect Jedi Character you were talking abt?? ok good.

cant wait for chaos slut to make an appearance

aww, poor alcoholic bby, its ok I support him no matter what. also all this talk of mek-sha is scaring me.

NICKY I think I remember nicky jahshshha

I'm assuminf the gremlin is Ke'ade??? correct me if I'm wrong please :))

"that dad that says he doesn't want any more kids but then adopts the next child he sees" ahem do you mean Qui-Gon???? I think you mean Qui-Gon.

THE RHYME I'm in love

Nicky

NICKY !!!!! sweet feral nicky :') I love him already.

Hes just tired, he took down the big bad, let him rest.

done with everything??? batshit 25/8????? sounds like my kind of dude tbh

the alderaan accident 👀👀👀 im intrigued

we stan jedi besties-since-birth

FUCK YEAH JEDI KNIGHT BABEYYY

Trii'va

ma'am pls step on me

I live for chaotic dumbass ladies

honestly she just sounds so cool, 10/10 I love her

MARRIED TO MAULS RIGHT HAND LADY AYYYYY

did someone say badass wives who kick as a while looking hot as fuck? no??

He'katia

I have no words to express how much I love her

LIBRARY LESBIAN

I just zhshhagaggagsga

showing off her wide??? tea parties with maul?????? gimme.

Kel'katis

*bangs fist on table* CHAOS SLUT

I love the him. I want more. please tell me more abt the chaos slut.

lmaooo soft hair battle 😂😂😂 I love it

Karavia

AUNTIE KAVVY P L E A S E THATS SO CUTE

this woman. I just- jdhdhshjshshsh

I love her.

pissing off the entitled and then the gang copies her 😂😂😂 I love it

Ahtoan

TONY

TOPHAT MCGEE

I LOVE HIM

babie

never had a real family 😭😭😭 please let me hug him, that's so soft abt the healing hshsbzbahbzb

in conclusion, I love them all.

its OC day! ~ celebration info post