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i would really love to do a big quantitative study on breast implants and income for a very large sample of women and also cross compare to women whose breasts got larger just from weight gain or pregnancy or for no particular reason and sort the data by area of employment. been thinking about this a lot lately because big tits are a huge disability in most fields both physically and socially but there are also several areas of employment where a $10,000 boob job probably pays for itself in a year and I bet a lot of that data would be surprising

edit: the key here would be objectively measuring breast size to body size ratio and not just sorting by self reported cup size, which we already know is incorrect for most women. the study would have to involve actual lab measurement and one of the benefits to the participants would be actually getting a correct bra size for once

edit 2: breast size ratio vs objective breast mass would also be a really interesting way to sort data.

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Guys I found the last generation of the noble and most ancient house of black (is that specific enough to stop anymore confusion 😭)

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Shout out to the day i killed the queen via AO3, legendary (name of the fanfic is jigens sick adventure, yes it is a sickfic)

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One of life’s great pleasures is letting your face completely drop to dead apathy after having to fake cheerful friendliness for some fuckass job

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Regulus Black was born serving cunt and died serving cunt and don’t any of you fuckers forget it

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a telltale heart

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Okay, dearest followers, be honest.

Which one of your fictional crushes do you truly believe that you could pull irl? Realistically. Taking all factors into account. Whether you were in their universe or not, up to you. But be HONEST.

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Jegulus definitely didn't realise their first few dates were dates

They were there like 'hey, er, I was gonna go to this thing at the weekend and I didn't really want to go alone because you know that areas is dodgy as shit so...would you want to come with me? I just think you'd like it and I'd wanna spend time with you!' And they're thinking it's just causal platonic hangouts where they happen to hold hands and go to advertised couples events but then they explain it to their friends and they all go 'so...a date?'

James is like 'whattttttt? No! We just go out together sometimes and occasionally cuddle together for war- oh my god it's a date. I've been going on dates with regulus black'

Regulus has an identical reaction

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no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

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that's the mood for tonight amirite fellas

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im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

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lily assuming she's taking james' name and james assuming he's taking lily's name, so they end becoming lily potter and james evans

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You are beautiful in your own, warped little way!