#ignore my insanity

[stagefoureddiediaz]

The solar oven is a seed the writers have just planted - it’s how bucks couch gets destroyed and we get to watch the loft burn!

There’s a reason we’ve been over at bucks loft with all the chris homework scenes - they’re gonna make a solar oven on the balcony and the refraction of the foil is gonna set something inside the loft on fire (the couch) we can get rid of the couch and the loft (or at the very least cleanse it) because Buck will get thrown out by mr grumpy ‘no dogs, only cats’ (there’s a reason we met him this season) and we could get Chris in danger - maybe trapped on the balcony!!

I see the vision

[yourfandomfriend]

Mr. Crowley Takes a Detour || SPN Theory

How do you hide a "coming out" scene from Standards and Practices?

Ooookay. I've debated as to whether or not I should post this for years, as it is a straight-up loony toon conspiracy theory. I have no proof, and it's probably very easy to debunk. I would not die on this hill. But is it too much to ask for a lovely picnic?

In the season 11 premiere, Crowley has a story that -- while very in character for him -- is very strange for SPN. Picking up from where the previous cliffhanger left off, Crowley is put in a very tight spot.

Rowena has immobilized him and hexed Castiel to go all attack dog. He's in great danger! The fight of his life...

...For thirty seconds, at which point he possesses a woman we've never seen before and has an orgy with some very boring suburbanites.

Character-wise, this is huge. Crowley had always been implied to be queer but they'd never come right out and canonized it by having him shtupp dudes in the plot. But main story-wise, this is a jarring, alienating waste of time. Why? Why have the scenes where Crowley breaks out of the closet happen in a meatsuit we aren't used to, a room full of people we don't know, a place with no significance, and a C-plot where nothing has any relevance to the A-plot?

Well, I have a crazy theory.

Imagine you're Jeremy Carver. You're about to leave SPN mid-season to start your own series, (we all remember Frequency, right? ...Right?) but before you do, you'd like to tie up some loose ends, among them, busting Crowley out of his tissue paper closet. But there's a little thing called Standards & Practices that would never let you get away with it.

After all, Crowley's not some random vic-of-the-week or peripheral lesbian. He's a main character. He's a male character. A main male character on a show with other main male characters, to whom he says very flirty, very dirty things, constantly.

He's even locked lips with two guys, mostly on screen! Making him canonically queer might threaten the CW veneer of the show so there's no way S&P isn't watching our boy like hawks.

But there's also a little thing called "VFX." In case something has to be cut out or rewritten, most VFX-heavy shows are gonna have to get S&P approval before they spend millions on effects, meaning -- if you're clever -- you have the teensiest, tiniest bit of wiggle room in post-production.

So you write a version of the script with S&P in mind: Crowley hits the floor, smokes out, but eventually comes back.

Meanwhile, this new character, Marnie, gets possessed by some random, unnamed demon and has an orgy, kills said orgy, and then has a meeting with Crowley's minions before disappearing from the show forever. (Crowley's name is never spoken in the dialogue for Marnie's scenes, btw. Not once.)

Now everyone who watches the show might pause for thought if they read a script like that or saw the pre-VFX scenes, but if you're just some bean counter at S&P who cares not a nip for the series continuity, nothing would seem out-of-place.

And that whole thing "Crowley gets DP'd" story beat would fly completely over your head.

Of course, once visual effects are in place, it becomes obvious who possessed Marnie, but by the time anyone at the network finds out what you did, the episode has already aired. If they make a stink, they have to say why. And so what? You've already got one foot out the door and into Frequency.

Or better yet, Doom Patrol, where you don't have to pull off a VFX magic trick to make a main male character officially queer.

[emily-rambles]

the amount of orgasms i need to have on ovulation day is fucking insanity i need to have my hands chained above my head to a wall or some shit so i stop touching my clit

[brieisabxtch]

asdfghjkl I feel so terrible my presence is unnerving I am destroying lives as we speak whyyyyy

[dr-rato]

GET ROTATED

[blueskittlesart]

Open your eyes...

[walkerrenee]

sometimes i randomly remember how insane maggie stiefvater was for making ronan lynch—a man that can create reality—a man of god, when he himself is a god of a man. then to take this man and have him be not only in love with, but a literal soulmate of a man named adam. parrish. adam parrish. who, mind you, lives above ronan's very own place of worship. and is the namesake of the first of mankind that the bible says god made from the literal dust of the ground (adam parrish: comes from nothing, hair "dusty" in color) and appoints him to care for the garden of eden (adam parrish: sacrifices himself to ronan's sentient forest). then has adam viewing ronan as a god and ronan saying "maybe he dreamt (created)" adam???? like who just fucking writes that and goes about their life?

[caffeinyah]

i will always be here for you.....

i drew this for an expression practice while listening to mitski. i tried my best to represent the feelings (!!) here and really liked how this turned out 😭

one of the things i like the most about nrmts is how despite everything they always find a way to help each other, even if it takes time...

[demaparbat-hp]

Thinking about @stygiovictoria's Roleswap AU.

[bookalicent]

yeah so this was insane

[pr0cyon-lotor]

AU where instead of Shen Yuan being obsessed with Luo Binghe, he's instead obsessed with the scum villain himself. I mean we all know Bingge is Very Not Good Person™ but you know who else a Very Not Good Person™? Say it with me: Shen Jiu

Like just imagine a timeline where Shen Yuan is writing paragraph after paragraph about how Shen Qingqiu might actually be a good person but Airplane is wasting his potential. The other commenters are saying he's delusional because he abused the protagonist and as all these TERRIBLE allegations towards him. So he's a clear cut villain.

But Shen Yuan is defending his fav with the vigor of a devout worshipper. He's constantly siting parts that are obvious plot holes and how they could give much needed context to Shen Qingqiu's character.

Other people are demanding for worst things to happen to Shen Qingqiu to spite him. Airplane caves. Shen Yuan actively commissions art and fics where Shen Qingqiu is happy. People tell him "Shen Qingqiu won't fuck you bro"

Shen Yuan isn't interested in that. He's a freaky little man with freaky little likes. He'd gladly take Shen Qingqiu's cold glares and even volunteer to have tea poured on him.

When he finishes PIDW, he's been outraged that Shen Qingqiu was killed off a while back. He's even more outraged that Shen Qingqiu wasn't given any mention at the end.

Now, imagine with me that he gets transmigrated into some NPC, literally Unimportant Character No°5. Probably as the head disciple for drama reasons. And as soon as Shen Jiu is brought in, scruffy and hissing as he is. He immediately hugging his thighs and saying he'll be peak lord for sure.

Please follow me into this suspicious alleyway as I continue to explain my vision fueled by sleep deprivation.

So now imagine your Shen Jiu. You're a former street rat and demonic cultivator, you aren't expecting to be liked or respected. You're expecting it, you've come to terms with it a long time ago. What you weren't expecting was for this random ass guy you have to call da-shixiong is immediately insane about you.

He met you first day, literally saw you bite a guy, and immediately started spouting out how you'll be the next peak lord and the absolute envy of Cang Qiong Mountain. You conclude he's missing a few screws because he said it in the most disgustingly sincere way.

You try to continue on with your life, trying to beat him and he looks almost... Excited about you beating him. So he's an M, you think to yourself. But then you see someone trying to beat him or you on something, and this guy immediately gets aggressive. Okay so he's just weird with you.

You continue to deal with him. He's weird but also weirdly respectful. He leaves if you tell him to leave. He defends you like it's his very birth right. He's always there to tend to you as if you were a god. He doesn't touch you and only sits around like a dog waiting for a command.

You eventually get strong enough to beat him, and this absolute buffoon is over the moon about it, already spouting about your supposed success again.

When you actually become peak lord, it isn't surprising. Your hype man has been saying it since day one, he was expecting it for some reason. He continues to spout out nonsense about how he just knew you were going to do it.

So what now? You obviously desire him carnally. What is the next step?

Okay so I know this wouldn't fix them. Almost without question this would make they both worse. But, hear me out, it would be funny. (Especially since just know Shen Yuan's entire inner monologue would be him saying he's just being a good friend as if he isn't being the gayest man in the sect and Shang Qinghua is there. That's an accomplishment to outgay the author)

[mothervega]

anyone out there who enjoys both Bive and The Smiler i’m boutta summon all of you cuz I MADE A SMILER INSPIRED BIVE AVATAR MUAHAHAHAHAA

[wishfulsketching]

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[lookslikethatsallthetimewehave]

Crack theory that you just inspired in me:

What if Harold Mews and Myron Van Buren are actually the same person, but they're just different versions of each other from different timestreams? O-O

Randomly got the motivation to make this comic that was inspired by this post

Myron and Harold seem to have a lot of similarities at first glance XD

I know technically Cryptids Island came out before Survival Island but that doesn't matter for this comic.

@lookslikethatsallthetimewehave

[stuckinapril]

megan thee stallion is the perfect example of unbothered energy. nicki has repeatedly vagueposted about her, gone on unhinged rants about her, gone so far as to mention her dead mother (such a classless low blow), threatened her on live, and has now released the tackiest diss track in history. and what has megan done? literally nothing. she straight up ignored her, aside from that one ig story where she posted herself laughing (which was perfect btw). she is the epitome of “i will not dignify that w a response.” i love it.

[nickloonie]

i want them to meet