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not to worry mutuals, I’ve recruited a halfling to detect any and all spike traps on your dashboard, just make sure not to scroll too fast so he has time to find them

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I do love that you can see the influence of Tolkien meaning for Eowyn to die throughout her arc. That girl just screams "doomed by the narrative". She's set up for this grand yet tragic death, and wants for nothing else than a grand exit and a glorious end to all things.

But having her live is so much more interesting. And having her live to find happiness especially. She seems like a tragic character. She thinks herself a tragic character. She is overwhelmed by a sense of doom and helplessness. Her narrative is overwhelmed by a sense of doom and helplessness.

But she isn't doomed.

Turns out, decent healthcare, clued in and concerned family members, and a decent support base, go a long towards towards un-dooming her narrative.

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Sexy villain beard makeover

Had a situationship with some twink inventor that ditched him

Has shot a child

Silver spoon bitch

Begins his villain descent by killing some dude whose name starts with S-

Makes any situation 20x worse

Welcome back, James Ironwood.

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we make fun of villains doing big incriminating monologues where they tell the hero their entire plan but to be fair have you ever tried keeping a secret. its torture. if i had some kind of master plan to overthrow earth i'd chomp at the oppertunity to tell someone all about it. validate my effort damn it.

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no caitlyn slander (but omfg does she need to get her act together)

Arcane as textposts/satire headlines : part I, part II, part III, part IV, part V, part VI, part VII

Arcane analysis : silco + politics, caitlyn

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The Jayce chart

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I love Sevika, but that girl loses arms like its her job. Where at what, four now? I'd say someone give her a hand, but I doubt she's keep it longer then a minute

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Has anyone seen my lost dog? He looks like this

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I like how lighthearted season two is. No more emotional damage or trauma, just jokes and hugs all around. It was especially sweet when Jayce and Victor got back together.

-Ugh! I am Jinx. ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: s2e04 - “Paint the Town Blue”

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made another in honor of season 2. everyone sucks. i love them.

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"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

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Observe the difference in the popular vote. Trump actually got fewer votes this year than he did in 2020. So what changed? Maybe it’s the 15 million fewer democrat votes. Where did they go? They didn’t vote for Trump, they didn’t vote 3rd party. They just didn’t vote at all.

Republicans didn’t elect Trump. Democrats did, by refusing to vote.

Idk guys, maybe people are blaming leftists who refused to vote because of genocide because I literally saw them holding political rallies last weekend in a swing state telling people not to vote

Like it wasn't just tumblr leftists saying not to vote for Kamala, or at all, because of Palestine. Those were real people I walked past last Saturday in Pennsylvania, a key swing state. They had megaphones in front of Philadelphia city hall and a sizeable crowd. I feel like we can, in fact, say they are partly culpable here.

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i love americans

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I’m tired of people acting like Zhongli is a serious and chill guy who would never cause problems on purpose as if he isn’t one of the biggest menaces out of the Seven. He used to throw mountains at Venti for annoying him. He, the god of history, starts fights among historians for shits and giggles. He tried to gaslight the Traveler into thinking he was totally not at the Chasm guys really Aether/Lumine you must be seeing things maybe you should go see Baizhu. When Qiqi wanted “Cocogoat” milk he was like “Oh yeah sure totally let’s go look for it” knowing damn well it was a wild goose chase. He made the Traveler sing to a flower and then was like “Oh would you look at that” when a Whooperflower jumped out to maul them. I love him. He’s like a cat pushing things off the counter to see how people react. I would pay to see him interact directly with Neuvillette because I know for a fact he’d get on that man’s nerves and argue about water tasting just to feel something. Furina used freedom from godhood to take a nap and Zhongli used it to give psychic damage to anyone who talks to him longer than 5 minutes. Iconic.

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Weiss Schnee Artwork by Shihou, created for the RWBY Manga Anthology 2: Mirror, Mirror.

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Clearly anon has never seen Nomad of Nowhere.

Besides RWBY, why is everything else from Rooster Teeth worthless?

...if this is an attempt to incite discourse i'm afraid you've lost me, what?