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pandagirl45 · 2 years ago

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WS Bucky: *following a supposed target* *pins them in the dark hall*

Tony: *wearing a wig eyes wide* why... hello dark and angry... I am a bit busy

WS Bucky: *frozen confused by a turn of events only to get sucker punch*

Tony: Toodle! *running off taking a briefcase shucking off his dress showing dark spy clothes jumping out the window*

WS Bucky: *runs after him seeing him gone wanting to punch the window* *gets called back*

[Years later]

Bucky: MOTHERFUCKER! *pins Tony to the wall*

Tony: De Ja'Vu be damned *grins cheekily*

Bucky: Prettiest cockiest damn browns and I should throttle your mouth with mine!

Tony: Is this because I out spied you?

Bucky: I hate you *kisses him*

Tony internally: SCORE! :D

#tony stark #bucky barnes #if Tony was a spy #Tony confusing the shit out of the Winter Soldier #lol this was dumb #These dorks #winteriron

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deadpoolsmom · 4 months ago

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as far as one piece antagonists go Crocodile truly gets absolutely scooby-doo’d at unmatched levels

He immediately falls for a phone scam and from basically little garden to rainbase he doesn’t even know the strawhats are alive (and clowning towards him at incredible speed). As soon as he does, they’re in his house tearing at his walls and bringing marines into his villain lair.

He uses a literal floor trap door over a gator pit to catch them, gets phone scammed again, full scooby-doo chase scenes after Chopper through the streets while still missing him, and suddenly his prisoners have escaped his impossible cage, and his giant bananagators are dead. and Nico Robin saw it all happen.

He then spends rest of the arc complaining about those meddling kids and their dog “strawhat pirates and their weird pet” and at no point does he even know how many strawhats there are.

Like yeah he keeps having plans on top of plans to stop everything Vivi can do but also she keeps coming up with a new thing to do (Tom and Jerry ass dynamic).

Part of it is that he’s underestimating them and keeps grandstanding villain monologuing but also teens keep killing hundreds of his grand line bounty hunters and he straight up does not know what is happening.

Cause he IS trying to kill them he’s sending top assassins after them and ripping out luffy’s organs, the whole time he’s yelling HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?? DIE. as whack-a-mole Luffy keeps inventing new ways to hit him.

#who would win: an untouchable warlord w 1000 plans and a million agents or 1 bouncy boy and his 4-10 (croco has NO idea how many) companion #he literally says like go kill all 4 strawhats and their pet thing verbatim #p sure he thinks there’s like at least a dozen strawhats by the end and more then one mr prince #sanji and chopper are basically shaggy and scooby throughout rainbase like if they had stopped for snacks instead then came & freed evryone #honestly the plans on plans is the only reason he made it as far as he did cause they were knocking through them mach 10 #he was in mob boss spy thiller mode and the strawhats are NOT matching his energy #he’s getting conned he’s getting clowned on his mouth is punched off mid line and now someone has called the cops (marines)#sir crocodile #monkey d luffy #nefertari vivi #tony tony chopper #black leg sanji #roronoa zoro #nami #usopp #straw hat pirates #one piece #alabasta arc

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babacontainsmultitudes · 5 months ago

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RIP Will Campos the only person who was murdered this episode.

#I fucking loved this episode but also FUCK- OH UH DON'T READ MY TAGS IF YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED YET CAUSE UH SPOILERS LOL #dndads #dungeons and daddies #the peachyville horror #dndads spoilers #dndads s3 ep 5 #tony collette #ebenezer white #[breathes]#TONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY #FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK #choosing to believe there's a chance they save him #I REALLY hope they save him #please these tags were gonna be me rambling about how I'm so ready for him to accidentally become an actual spy #and how Ebenezer is just one more person I need him to have homoerotic tension with #BUT NOW WHAT #Anyways poor Will but also not poor Will cause it was REALLY funny how much everyone was screwing with him this episode zkbfeskgzl #stupidly it was the moth bit that got me the most and particularly Matt describing its journey lmao #Somehow- like I knew the Trudy stuff was gonna be dark but somehow it was even darker than I imagined like fuuuuuck #Also sounds like the people who theorized there'd been an og human Trudy were *probably* right?#Heh. But was it a normal death or was she *murdered* dun dun dun #*Very* excited for Kelsey's boxing match #Francis UH OH GOD??#the two scoops line was perfect though #what else what else... No I'm just caught on that ending now god DAMN it I don't care if they pull some cheap shit to save him #oh actually I know exactly what I want out of this but I'll make a separate post about that one sec lol #undescribed

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ineffablyruined · 4 months ago

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James Bond isn't the only spy inspiring Crowley

#good omens #crowley good omens #disco tony #crowley #anthony j crowley #aj crowley #good omens x pink panther #crowley x pink panther #good omens meta #good omens edit #good omens comparison #good omens gifs #is pink panther a spy?#for my purposes yes

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rooolt · 5 months ago

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All Tony Collette knows is sell car, drunk drive, be bisexual, smoke cigarettes, and lie

#Honestly “be bisexual and lie” is kinda an entry level Freddie Wong character requirement #Except for Taylor #He’s not bisexual in the slightest #Also can I just say never for one second did I believe he was a Russian spy #There’s something far more nutso bonkers going on with him #dndads #dungeons and daddies #the peachyville horror #tony collette #Shoutout Freddie for spelling Tony’s name different than the actual celebrity so I can tag him normally this season #No such gratitude offered to Matthew Arnold

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hurtspideyparker · 14 days ago

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We as a society need to consider the alternative Age of Ultron scene where Steve and Tony went into that barn to have hate sex before Laura could get Tony to go meet Fury alone, consequently leading to Nick Fury being traumatized by his gay (horny) children once again

#stony #steve rogers #tony stark #mcu #marvel #nick fury #stevetony #marvel mcu #avengers age of ultron #the things that man has seen... he should really reconsider this whole covert spy business #they'd be half naked before he could clear his throat 😭

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lunarrosette · 6 months ago

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Can’t believe Tony collette is a gay commie

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #tony collette #I’m still not actually entire sure if he is a fr Russian spy #or if he was just playing along for info #buuuut I think it’s funny #lunarrosette’s shit #shit post

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worstloki · 14 days ago

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because of allspeak there is no language barrier for thor and loki so how many times do you think someone thought they were being real slick saying something to them thinking they wouldn't understand?

#someone yells obscenities at Thor in Spanish and Thor furrows his brows and starts yelling back #because what do you mean you are insulting his mother when Thor has saved this city? perhaps this is a customary ritual #some lackeys think they're getting away with spying for HYDRA and Loki is just listening along unable to tell German is a different languag #how many fangirl/fanboys made inappropriate passes thinking it would be lost in translation whether as slang or bc of language barrier #avengers go to europe for a mission and thor starts speaking with locals but no one else can tell what they're saying #tony was getting a translator started up and Thor starts speaking Finnish like it's normal

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marvel-lous-guy · 1 year ago

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Tony: do you seriously think that's gonna work?

Peter: yeah! Why wouldn't it?

Tony: Because that is a toaster!

Harley: a high pressure toaster!

Tony: its still not gonna work! A toaster cant push bread out at a great anough force to make an ironman suit fly!

Peter: its not gonna make an ironman suit fly!

Harley: Its gonna make an ironpan suit fly!

Peter: It's made of frying pans!

Tony: Oh my God you're gonna die. You're both gonna die the day you move out.

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iluvkmnr · 3 months ago

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a few drawing from my sketchbook (+ a page of silly doodles)

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kidneys-and-custard · 8 months ago

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This is my Roman Empire

#i hate shaking hands #best i can do is an awkward wave #tony shalhoub #monk #monk 2002 #mr monk #adrian monk #abe weissman #alexander minion #spy kids #conan #conan o'brien #autism #using that tag to refer to the autism that makes me not want to shake hands and the autism that makes this clip play on loop in my head

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limethefirst · 4 months ago

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✮⋆˙ masterlist / abt me

hello! I'm Lime and I'm a teenage writer who enjoys writing 'x reader' fics, I write for multiple fandoms and as this blog increases so will the masterlist! I go by she/her but can and will write for any gender to the best of my abilities! I don't write smut (for now..) but I can write romantic/platonic/familial relationships!

REQUESTS ARE OPEN!!

Marvel :

Void Runners Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 (Deadpool x Wolverine x teen!reader)

You’re not alone (Logan Howlett x reader)

Hero in training (Wolverine x reader x Deadpool)

Savior (Logan Howlett x teen!reader)

Guard Dogs (Wolverine x reader x Deadpool)

Slashers :

Let me hear you SCREAM (Ghostface ‘Billy Loomis’ x reader)

DC :

Spider-Girl (Damian Wayne [Batfam] x reader)

Umbrella Academy :

none at the moment!

MORE COMING SOON!!

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hellhound-bxtch-999 · 1 year ago

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Dark haired moms and their babies :3

My fav is the Yuuko with Maru and Moro one =w=

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cyborrcat · 4 months ago

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Partyy

#roronoa zoro #zoro #one piece zoro #one piece #tony tony chopper #op chopper #one piece chopper #spy x family #anya forger #howls moving castle #howl pendragon #spy x family anya #miles morales #across the spiderverse #spiderman into the spiderverse #digital art #artists of tumblr #procreate

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mammalsofaction · 2 days ago

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In the middle of writing something INCREDIBLY self indulgent.

#so self indulgent in fact that i dont know if I might actually post it #but im rereading transcripts of Mission Marvel as we speak #Might be able to explain why Clint and Natasha were not with the Backyard gang #Redeem Heinz through blatant Perryshmirtz #Get my little spy trio bonding moments aka clint natasha and perry #its human Perry also naturall #Tony is up and walking around and fully able to appreciate the boys in their splendour #everyones much less dumb #IRONDAD MOMENTS #so far a huge portion of this fic is through Natasha and Tony's POVs #PnF #pnf #phineas and ferb #mission marvel #the avengers #crossover fanfiction #idk how many active marvel fans follow my account but i hope my efforts are appreciated

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skullislandproductions · 6 months ago

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Need to hide from something scary? Try the safety of a flimsy lidded basket. “Tom and Jerry: Spy Quest” 2015. The opening credits from the original “Jonny Quest” show were augmented with fun new bits of Tom and Jerry animation for the production.

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