#is pink panther a spy?

[ineffablyruined]

James Bond isn't the only spy inspiring Crowley

[citric-acid-rain]

ok… i GUESS ill make the worlds 50th insider oc…..

SIKE ITS 2 TOONS IN A TRENCH COAT ITS ZIP AND ZILCH names stolen from @twin-toon-ideas zip (raccoon) belongs to @beautifulrosebrunette THEYRE SO PEAAAKKKKK

[ultimate-007]

[frozenartscapes]

Twilight, once getting into fights with Yuri become regular occurrences: Now it’s time for some witty back and forth banter. You go first!

Yuri: *screaming angrily and wildly swinging a lead pipe*

Twilight, wincing: Ok… Look, I’m not sure where to go with that…

[doodlydoodlies]

Scout’s mom trying to teach Spy to say hamburger:

[silly-jellyghoty]

I can live with this

I want kas Eddie to be a total pain in the ass for vecna. I want him to make dumb faces behind vecna's back while he's giving a menacing speech. I want him to dress up the demobats in stupid dog costumes and walk them around the upside down on leashes. I need vecna to sigh and pinch the bridge of his nose (what's left of it) whenever kas Eddie comes up with a 'master plan' but it's really just him making an excuse to go into the real world and get a burger. Vecna sends him on 'missions' so he can get some peace and quiet.

[faeriekit]

Okay, my favorite and best used childcare tip of the day: children are great at pretending. Studies have shown that the same task can be sustained longer and with improved focus if presented to children as a game rather than a chore.

You have a very busy, very active, very loud child. (Probably anywhere between...let's say late twos to third grade.) You have to get from point A to point B. You cannot disrupt everyone as you make this journey.

"Okay. Listen. We are going to play the ninja game. You and I are going to be ninjas. That means we have to be quiet (make shhh gesture), and we have to tip-toe, and we lose the game if everyone in the hallway knows that we're here. We're sneaking. You ready?"

I recommend adding a whispery spy soundtrack of your personal choice (today's theme was Pink Panther), since it adds to the mood without actually being too loud. Remember, commit. This is now no longer business time, it is playtime. Children want to be played with. It is, at their age, possibly the only social activity they can enjoy with both other children and adults, which 1) makes it more effective as a tool to create situationally-appropropriate behavior 2) helps strengthen your bond as individuals.

If there's time, the ninja game can be improved with a little hide-and-seek (if the situation is safe to do so, of course), and a good-old-fashioned high-five for successfully completing your ninja mission. Look, we made it to the secret place! Great work!

So...yeah. Play with your kid.

[kim-jongin-s]

svt fic recs (mostly nc-17; jeongcheol, minwon, multis + other)

JEONGCHEOL

"you don't understand (you should never know)". f1!au. oneshot, 2k. nc-17.

Mercedes AMG Petronas F1 team's Choi Seungcheol and Yoon Jeonghan are in the midst of battling it out for the Formula One World Drivers' Championship.

"the necessity of living". omegaverse: alpha!sc, omega!jh. oneshot, 3k. nc-17.

"Jeonghan," Seungcheol says, strangled.

Jeonghan closes his eyes. Oh god, he thinks hysterically. Not this again.

"beginning song". soulmate!au. oneshot, 17k. pg-13. ♡

He’d thought, when he was younger, that his feelings for Jeonghan would eventually fade with time. But time seems to have done the opposite. Seungcheol isn't sure which version of reality might be worse: one where Jeonghan isn't his soulmate, or one where he is.

"ready to love". oneshot, 20k. nc-17.

“Felt nice, right?” Jeonghan murmurs benignly. Warning bells sound in the depths of Seungcheol’s consciousness. He’s attuned to Jeonghan’s brand of troublemaking; nothing good could possibly follow that tone of Jeonghan’s voice.

"eulalia (silver grass)". wolf!au. oneshot, 20k. nc-17. ♡

There’s a new scent in the pack’s hanok. It’s getting under Jeonghan’s skin.

"one step closer". royalty!au. 5 chapters, 132k. nc-17.

The West nations crown prince Yoon Jeonghan loses his position, land, and all of his pride in a war with the East nation's Emperor Choi Seungcheol. The next thing he knows, he's being referred to as betrothed of the Emperor.

MINWON

"miss me?". oneshot, 1k. nc-17.

Where they miss each other.

"here kitty kitty". hybrid!au: cat!ww, panther!mg. twoshot, 26k. nc-17. ♡

Panther hybrid Mingyu visits a housecat hybrid village and causes quite the stir.

"sweet accident". au, age gap, prime minister!mg. 12 chapters, 34k. nc-17. ♡

“Jeon… Wonwoo… age twenty…three…college… student… no… gag reflex. Status…very… available.”

MULTI

"rewind and repeat". s.coups/jeonghan/joshua. age gap, omegaverse: alpha!sc, omega!jh, alpha!js. oneshot, 3k. nc-17. ♡

There is shame, in letting men nearly ten years younger than him tumble into his bed. Jeonghan almost feels guilty.

"synced threes". wonwoo/seokmin/mingyu. oneshot, 5.6k. nc-17. ♡

“This is what you two do on a night without me?”

"cognitive dissonance". jeonghan/svt. au, age gap, professor!jh. oneshot, 7k. nc-17 (pls check the tags!).

“Mr. Yoon…?” Jeonghan looks up again, his stare unfocused. His mouth is so pink Soonyoung can nearly imagine the heat of it against his own.

"it takes three to tango". s.coups/wonwoo/dino. au. oneshot, 15k. nc-17. ♡

There was no room in their love for a third person, of that, Wonwoo was entirely sure, but there was plenty of space for a third in their bed, and Chan would fit quite nicely.

"being a beta". s.coups/jeonghan/joshua. omegaverse: alpha!sc, omega!jh, beta!js. twoshot, 24k. nc-17.

Hong Joshua enjoyed being a beta. Being a beta meant a quiet, simple life without being subjected to biology in the way alphas and omegas often were. Too bad he was deeply in love with an omega who craved an alpha mate.

OTHER

"an appropriate distance". seokgyu. omegaverse: omega!sm, omega!mg. oneshot, 6.6k. nc-17.

It's like this: Seokmin helps out with Mingyu’s heat, but not the other way around. Maybe Seokmin is the one holding Mingyu at arm’s length, but it's better this way.

"i'm sorry every song's about you". junhao. band!au. oneshot, 10k. nc-17.

The bass of their songs is always what sticks with Minghao the most. Junhui sticks with Minghao too.

"sip on your lips". sooncheol. au, age gap, single dad!sc. oneshot, 11k. nc-17.

Soonyoung finds it a little too hard to say no to the hot single dad across the hall.

"of the color gray". wonchan. fantasy!au: demon!ww, witch!dn. oneshot, 16k. nc-17.

Chan accidentally summons and binds himself to a lust demon. It turns out better than expected.

"son of nyx". verkwan. spy!au. 3 chapters, 31k. pg-13.

Hansol Vernon Chwe is eighteen when he decides to follow Seungkwan to the end of the earth, even if it means becoming a contracted agent with no guaranteed future.

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Spy: *gravely during mandatory team bonding time* I'm morosexual; I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Mon cher chou-fleur once asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla is and I had dreams of kissing her under the moonlight.

Soldier: *stomping into the room unannounced* Hey, maggots, any idea what kind of animal this "pink panther" is?

Spy: ...oh douce merde miséricordieuse.

[glitchylaptop]

Stella, aurora, kirby, princess peach, my melody, anya forger and draculaura

Who's your favorite pink characters 💖💖💗💗💗

[jedivoodoochile]

Valerie Therese Leon is an English actress and model who has had roles in many film and television productions, including six of the Carry On film series and two James Bond films, The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) and Never Say Never Again (1983) alongside Roger Moore and Sean Connery, respectively. She also had roles in high-profile films such as The Italian Job (1969), The Wild Geese (1978) and Revenge of the Pink Panther (1978) and had a starring role in the Hammer horror film Blood from the Mummy's Tomb (1971).

[nihilnovisubsole]

hi hello. what does "a parisian thief caper" mean please. thanks

lmao boy did that post about dead-end writing ideas escape containment. the people offering storycraft advice on it are sweet. i've been at it a while, i know how to unstick myself from writer's block, but knowledge shared is never wasted. maybe they'll get someone else out of a rut.

anyway, a parisian thief caper is just an adventure story about thieves set in paris. you know, the pink panther, arsène lupin, to catch a thief, ocean's eleven. most of those don't specifically take place in france, but you get the idea. like spy thrillers, it's an easy genre to get swept up in the ~*atmosphere*~, and then you remember, "oh, right. i actually have to write a plot that makes sense."

[vixen-academia]

Vixen Academia: Femme Fatale meets Dark Academia

That’s actually my own personal aesthetic BUT if you read this and says “hey, that’s actually quite like me”, feel free to call yourself a Vixen Academia person :)

SO I was reading a little about aesthetics and subcultures and I just realized I feet both Dark Academia AND femme fatale aesthetics and I though... Why not create a name to my aesthetic? Basically, Vixen Academia would be a little close to Romantic Academia, but less idealistic. It’s about confidence about your looks AND your academic skill, not letting anyone ashame you for been who you are, been feminine but quite dark at same time. 

MOVIES & SERIES

Jennifer’s Body (2009)

Chicago (2002)

The Love Witch (2016)

The Pink Panther (1963)

The Tourist (2010)

Clue (1985)

Rebecca (1940)

Girl from Nowhere (2018-present)

Black Swan (2010)

Mean Girls (2004)

Heathers (the musical, please. The movie is so… meh)

BOOKS

Rebecca, Daphine du Maurier 

Junji Ito’s Tomie 

Carmilla, Sheridan Le Fanu 

Lady Killers

They Never Learn, Layne Fargo

If We Were Villains, M. L. Rio (Meredith is 100% Vixen Academia)

THINGS 

Cheerleading, fencing, martial arts or any sport that make you look badass af

Learning French just for the aesthetic

Always been the “too well dressed” friend of your group 

Having THAT red lipstick 

Knowing that your social life don’t make you less academic 

Pearls, gold/silver neackless, hoop earings

“Carrear over romance” type 

Reading layed down on your couch with a wine glass near by

(Comfortable) high heels, oxford shoes, mary janes etc

Hand fans to hot days

Readings about fashion and cosmetics

Sunny day = sunglasses day 

Been a little mysteryus just for the fun

Always with a hand mirror on the bag 

The “C’mon, I heard about a new place that’s seems amazing and nobody knows yet!” friend

Feminist studies and books

Skincare routine 

Police & spy thriller books

“Villain Era” playlists 

Usually hearing you have the “resting b face”

ALWAYS with something red (a bracelet, your shoes, a dress… anything, but always in red)

I also made a playlist you can hear clicking here!

[officialtokyosan]

red medic and blu medic have a pink panther gag where theyre constantly beheading and reattaching blu spy's head

[wiinestories]

COMFORT LIST

comfort food(s): pizza, sushi, spaghetti alla bolognese, croquettes, pintxos

comfort(s): nestea, ice coffee, matcha latte, chai tea, smoothies

comfort movie(s): lilo & stitch, batman begins, casino royale, bewitched, van helsing, bram stoker's dracula, queen of the damned, the pink panther

comfort show(s): spy x family, the big bang theory, friends, stranger things, two and a half men (first seasons)

comfort clothing: black pants and long-sleeved shirts

comfort song(s): in a lifetime by giants nest, serenata rap by jovanotti, amiga mia by alejandro sanz, original sin by inxs, private dancer by tina turner, the crystal ship by the doors, learning to fly by pink floyd

comfort book(s): isame souls, many bodies by brian weiss, modern witch by dalia f. walker, outlander by diana gabaldon

comfort game(s): the sims, resident evil 4, assassin's creed: the ezio collection, animal crossing, stardew valley, gta: vice city, skyrim, yakuza games

tagged by: @wrathfulmercy

tagging: anyone who would like to do this

[blood-mocha-latte]

it turns out one of the hardest parts of the secret santa exchange is not immediately blowing my cover by commenting and liking everything ever on the anon asks. physically restraining myself rn. i'm a super spy just like the pink panther