#idk this is kinda stupid

[aromantic-and-aromatic]

I started college recently and as someone who's going to study a lot of literature i kind of feel ashamed of reading so much fanfiction ngl

[gal-o-guacamole]

Ok but do you think they've been to Libido bath

[etchif]

Jesus imagine if we confirm the existence of extraterrestrial life the Taxonomy would be insane

[pepsicandle]

yes asexuals can fuck but we need to not forget that allos can possibly not fuck ? entirely too many times I hear people saying "lol you're probably ace" to people that are literally just celibate . like guys . please . stop acting like the asexual = no sex i thought we were far past that guys

theres so many reasons to be celibate from religious to health (both physical and mental) and all the way to just not wanting to and it can very much have nothing to do with attraction

(not to mention it feels weird to see as a celibate aroallo but that's a separate topic)

[jeanivere]

my deer arthur

[ochibrochi]

metropolis nights 🌙 (kal-el ver. under the cut) original "template" by @/K0TTERl

[kookydoodleky]

Take a bath

Cw suggestive I think… maybe idw

A yes have to mention that they don't have genital and stuff like that just the shape of their bodies.

Why?

Because I wanted to be able to post this on tumblr.

Should I upload the small reference I made of Pomni and Ragatha for this thing?

[harryzroze]

Somethin’ stupid

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[toytulini]

listen im ace and im pro kink at pride and whatever, but the way some of yall are wording your posts in response to the backlash against it is uh. really taking me back to the ace shitcourse era.

yall know theres nothing wrong with being a "virgin", right? that its not inherently shameful to have not had sex, to never have sex, even if youre not ace, even if you do want to have sex someday, like, its fine that you haven't had sex?

maybe if your problem is that theyre trying to police your behavior and shame you for expressing your sexuality, you can say that? instead of resorting to "haha stupid virgin gets no bitches" like my god. do you not hear how fucking regressive that attitude is? i know, i know, youre "joking".

get a better joke

[im-not-projecting]

kinda cute ship dynamics????

feel free to use! tag me if you do ^^

naturally bold flirt A x quiet B who flirts back (flusters A)

blunt, tired, deals w/ B's bullshit x unhinged, chaotic, annoys A a lot

chaos magnet x chaos instigator

sarcastic loner (actually a menace) x confident asshole

loveable x hateable (LITERALLY INSEPARABLE)

"oh, i'll fuck you up so bad" x "i'll hold you to that"

scary looking & would kill you x cute but would also kill you

A snarky jerk x B who knows how to deal w/ them

"i don't matter" x "you matter to me"

affectionate x not used to it

"you wanna kiss me so bad" x angered but flustered

always talks x loves listening to them talk  

"aw your so cute and short" x "i’m literally older then you"

scary (will kill you) x cute (will also kill you)

[zerothisnero]

Postal Jerma

[helixcraft]

the fish that keeps appearing all over my recommended only that he's out of jail and happy

[mossyfig]

Very WIP of Senior Year Normal and Hermie!! Wanted to share my designs for them!!!!

[soulsilvers]

reassuring hand hold ❤️💚

[corujalesbica]

Watching 13 year old Dick Grayson in Young Justice is everything. That more-or-less-resposible, more-or-less-reasonable big brother nightwing Dick, was a menace as a kid. He's so sarcastic, such a little shit, I love him.

[yuwuta]

gojo would kill your work husband. but if he were the work husband, that's a different story

REAL!! he’s such a hypocrite because if someone mentioned you had a work husband, his entire world would stop and he wold devise the absolute worst plans to make sure that your co-worker, everyone at your job, and everyone in the next building over knew that he was happily committed to you 

but if he is the work husband, he’s very........ dutiful in his role. there’s a loose office/lawyer au in my head where satoru is your secretary, and for all intents and purposes, your personal assistant, and he’s good at his job, but mostly because he considers his job to be pleasing you. he has coffee for you when you arrive, he moves your schedule around without you asking, he has answers to questions before you can even ask them, he has fresh flowers on your desk weekly, pokes into your meetings to pretend to hand you a file that’s really just maybe a single document in a manilla folder with candy on top of it—he’s made himself your business, your partner; he’s made himself irreplaceable, and he loves to remind everybody of that fact. 

he’s also extremely loyal. sure, he could day a week’s worth of work done in about a day, but that doesn’t mean he’ll just use his talents for anybody. he’s your secretary, so he’s at your beck and call, and everyone knows it. they know he’s the best, but also that he’s off limits—not because you won’t share him, but because satoru won’t let himself be shared. 

he also extends his duties beyond work, of course. when he hands you a print out of your schedule for the day and you’re confused by the three-hour block of time you have in the middle of the day, satoru just helps you shrug your coat of your shoulders and smiles, “that’s for the lunch date you have with me, of course!” hanging up your coat in your closet for you, “i’m paying, see you soon, sweets.” and because you’re great at your job, and satoru helps you be great, nobody really questions when the two of you have time for a 13-course tasting menu at 1pm on a tuesday afternoon. and if they did, all satoru would say that you two had a lovely date