#melkor internally: yeah 😏
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The part of the Silm they don’t want you to know about: Melkor’s horrible, awful, no-good pickup lines.
#silm#silm crack#the seduction of mairon: stupidity edition#idk man i need to go to bed#12am posting#melkor#morgoth#angbang#<—implied#allow me to demonstrate what such a specimen might have sounded like:#melkor: heyyy girl are you a silmaril? because you’re—#mairon: brighter than the stars?#melkor: uh#mairon: a work of unmatched beauty?#melkor: well yeah but—#mairon: the one you wanna run away with?#melkor: well i mean kinda yeah but that’s not—#mairon: so what am i then?#melkor: huh#mairon: what quality of the silmarils are you comparing me to?#melkor: uhh well…#mairon: you’re comparing me to the silmarils to get my attention. what part of the silmarils do i remind you of?#melkor:……#melkor: hot#mairon: -_-#melkor internally: yeah 😏
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