#melkor internally: yeah ๐
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The part of the Silm they donโt want you to know about: Melkorโs horrible, awful, no-good pickup lines.
#silm#silm crack#the seduction of mairon: stupidity edition#idk man i need to go to bed#12am posting#melkor#morgoth#angbang#<โimplied#allow me to demonstrate what such a specimen might have sounded like:#melkor: heyyy girl are you a silmaril? because youโreโ#mairon: brighter than the stars?#melkor: uh#mairon: a work of unmatched beauty?#melkor: well yeah butโ#mairon: the one you wanna run away with?#melkor: well i mean kinda yeah but thatโs notโ#mairon: so what am i then?#melkor: huh#mairon: what quality of the silmarils are you comparing me to?#melkor: uhh wellโฆ#mairon: youโre comparing me to the silmarils to get my attention. what part of the silmarils do i remind you of?#melkor:โฆโฆ#melkor: hot#mairon: -_-#melkor internally: yeah ๐
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