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spectralanomally · 6 months ago

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can i partially blame Dick Faulkner Rat Bastard extraordinaire for warming me up to the idea of changing myself to be more masculine than simply nonbinary?

cause uhh thanks @thesiltverses for helping me out with that truth I suppose

fuckin love queer horror/tragedy stories y'all

#txt #tsv #tsv shitpost #idk if it's a shitpost but still #it's so funny i initially joined the silt verses discord in 2021 with only They Them pronouns and i finish the story with He and They #the river rises and the gender changes

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puppppppppy · 5 months ago

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good morning sifloop nation

#loop is so fucking hard to draw bc I can never tell how I can center the face on their cookie cutter as head #its literally just a pair of eyes and yet it fucks with me every time 😭#idk what came over me bc suddenly im imagining these two freaks in the funniest scenarios for my own pleasure #im not even halfway thru the game yet im still on act 2 bc I havent been able to play it in a while #genuinely though I am curious as to how ppl would go about describing how u would kiss loop. this isnt even a jab at anyone #in fact I admire whoever pushed their imagination to the limits to find a way to make loop kissable in ways science cannot explain #and other fun activities #I think itd be funny for them to do 7 minutes in heaven bc normally 2 ppl go in to smooch or whatever in the closet #in their case two of them go in but only one of them comes out alive. bc theyre like that #are they fighting or are they fucking. the answer is up to you #sifloop #myart #my art #in stars and time #isat #isat fanart #isat loop #isat Siffrin #Siffrin #loop #doodles #shitpost

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alltimefail · 5 months ago

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Charles: "Hey Edwin, did I leave the spyglass at that witch's house?" *gets huffy when Edwin isn't listening* *affecionately mocks Edwin to get a rise out of him* *Doesn't work, Edwin doesn't respond* *Visibly flounders a bit* "Sooooo you've been spending a lot of time with Monty!! You!!! And Monty!!! Spending a lot of time!!! Together!!! Don't forget we're trying to leave Port Townsend!!"

Edwin: *puts book down* *gives Charles the undivided attention and reassurance he so clearly is craving* *apologizes*

Charles, without even the slightest hesitation: 😍

... so yeah basically he's whipped, your honor. I rest my case

#That Netflix account that said someone play jealousy jealousy by Olivia was spot on fr lmfao #I'm feeling silly this is a shitpost but the point still stands that Charles didn't have issues with Niko and Edwin #spending a lot of time together sooooooo 🤔#dead boy detectives #charles rowland #edwin payne #payneland #dbda #dbda screencaps #renew dead boy detectives #the dead boy detectives #the dead boy detective agency #how do tag? Idk I'll be done 😂

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gregorovitch-adler · 8 months ago

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Translation: Junior, I have told you several times that Lily prefers to be single, remember?

Lily is the new aroace icon. That's all.

#Lily #duolingo #aromantic #asexual #aroace #yeah I know she had a crush on a drummer once #but that was just a one time thing #she can still be h/c'd as someone on the aroace spectrum #she has literally never been interested in anyone in that way other than that occasion #spanish duolingo #pride month #aroace pride #first post to reach 1k jeez #it always is a shitpost isn't it #personal headcanon #<- I thought it was clear enough before #apparently not looking at some reblogs #guys this is a headcanon post that I made #nowhere did I say that it was official #the only officially queer characters on Duolingo are Lin Bea and Oscar #Lin is lesbian Bea is bi and idk about Oscar #He never goes out on dates. just likes to paint and platonically hang out with Lucy in his free time #He's also most like aroace. Again: MOST LIKELY aro/ace.#like I know he's one of the “canonically” (officially from the website) queer characters. But Idk what his sexuality actually is.#this is a SHITPOST

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girlnut · 5 months ago

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the catch for me being a pretty girl is that im insane and weird. sorry

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zeesdoodlesnshit · 1 month ago

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Satan: How tf did I pull you?

Y/N: Me? ME?? YOU MEAN HOW TF I GOT YOU, A BIG FUCKING ASS DRAGON DEADLY SIN WITH ANGER-ISSUES, WHILE I'M AN IMP???

Lucifer, watching: I mean they've got a point

Y/N: Where tf did you come from?

#satan x reader #made some bs #hb satan x reader #helluva boss satan x reader #<3 #incorrect quotes #helluva boss #helluva boss satan #shitpost #tho I make a lot of shitposts #I still love satan #lucifer morningstar #hazbin lucifer #hazbin hotel #kinda #then after that lucifer good back to the hotel while the two make out lol #idk #idk what else to tag #oop- I'm yapping

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pleaseinsertwittyurl · 2 days ago

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IWTV Characters as:

Toasters!

Anonymous request!

Lestat:

Insane. Does it work well? No. But who cares when it looks like that? She hasn't toasted a piece of bread in years but she will sit prominently on your counter nonetheless.

Louis:

Fun to look at but confusing to operate. Needs 3 different adapters to function. If you can figure it out it makes perfect toast every time. This toaster heats up immediately and takes hours to cool down.

Armand:

Petite and adorable but looks can be deceiving. Keeps toast in a cage while it cooks. Passed down from your great aunt. This toaster is a fire hazard and should be handled with caution.

Claudia:

Equal parts cute and effective. Tries to look complicated but really just wants to toast bread, and a lot of it. Can cook at two different temperatures simultaneously. The devil works hard, but this toaster works harder.

Daniel:

Still looks and works great despite being an antique. Only has two settings: burnt and more burnt. A strong exterior that can take a beating. This toaster is fine being a single slice machine, two slices are overrated.

Santiago:

A bastard creation with a cursed aura. Makes everyone uncomfortable and yet nobody can look away. Only looks like this to upstage the microwave. This toaster lives to make you uneasy.

Last one for the night (it's 5:30am help). I love doing these so please submit requests for characters/objects you'd like my take on!

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nachocheezos21 · 6 months ago

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attended the sigaw ng kuwago gig yesterday. also saw @yaelokre for this very reason 😭

transparent imgs under the cut + an uh-oh

bonus:

I GOT THE SKIBIDI SIGNED LOL 😭😭😭

and also it got onto the group pic 'cause me and my friends were behind yaelokre (AND THEY NOTICED IT)

#my artcho #ramblecho #(?)#idk if this still counts as ramblecho #yaelokre #meadowlark #kingsley #art #artists on tumblr #doodle #shitpost #also the paper was tucked in my skirt cus i was clapping and yelling with the others 😭#i can’t believe this got signed

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cry-ptidd · 1 month ago

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Kaleidoscope (by catsvrsdogscatswin) chapter 3 fanart

#I stalled MONTHS to make this #and now I had an ounce of motivation #hellsing #alexander anderson #shitpost #Andercard #<iyky #I spent 40 minutes on this #30 of them were to edit out Moon Knight from the panel #and it still looks like shit #anyway it's still my fave fic bc who doesn't like unpacking trauma starting to understand your worst enemy and having sex in a church #idk why it felt wrong to draw Anderson like this #not bc of any meme-related reasons I just feel like I slutified him #I can see your hip and thigh outline father #scandalous

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baejax-the-great · 8 months ago

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#hades #hades 2 #hades ii #hades 2 spoilers #melinoe #nemesis #sorry still not over this encounter #hades shitposting #nemmel #melnem #idk about these ship names has someone come up with something better

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crazy-fangirl2524 · 10 months ago

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Apparently traumatised kids often fail to grow to normal height because all the energy goes to surviving and well no fucking wonder twinyards and Neil are so short

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once-in-a-half-life · 2 months ago

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i saw these posts where G-Man was drawn based on photos of willem dafoe... so here's my (very late) contribution I made while playing around in S2FM

bonus: the sillyyyyyyyyyyy

#half life #gman #shitpost #s2fm #my stuff #i swear the first picture still cracks me up so bad. like what is this pose!!!#imagine if alyx opened up the vault cage and gman is just... doing this pose. or a damn split #also isn't it crazy that you can kind of control gman's tongue in s2fm??? idk about sfm but it wasn't possible in gmod lmao #i do want to animate the last one and have gman do the 'ah... eto... bleh!' thing...#but i'm a bit too intimidated to do any kind of animation in s2fm haha #why is gman holding a snark and a bread? why is willem dafoe holding two oranges... one of them moldy? hmm?#okay i'll shut up now shdfajk

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tonydaddingham · 1 year ago

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something something about crowley shouting at his plants "you've disappointed me", "just couldn't cut it", "grow better", and something something about him shouting at jobs goats "god has abandoned you", "claims to love you, demands your praise", "given you up to be destroyed"

#fuck 🫠#(still not convinced this is the full story of mr anthony j crowley but its still heartbreaking and still valid)#good omens #crowley #gomens... shitpost? idk

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l1ght-n1ghts · 6 months ago

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