#ic: Robin

[letsriddlemethislucifer]

         ---  “...Don’t tell frederick I was cooking. I’m serious. Not a peep.” He’s committing kitchen crimes.

[soughtserenity-a]

“You’ve told me that story twenty times already.” - Belle for Robin Hood

He sets down the book in hand and laughs dramatically flourishing into the chair beside her. " Well how am I to know that ? We share a lot of stories a lot of the time sometimes they can get a little ummm... Tangled on the details. Most of my knights are filled with much of the same. Coins and betrayal blades thrusting about. " He hops up and on the table fighting an imaginary mercenary.

[soursoppi]

Who gets dibs on the chicken wing?

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Kid!Tim, called to the principles office. Waiting for an adult to come get him.

Dick, storming in: WHAT HAPPENED.

Principal: as you can see Timothy has engaged in-

Dick: SHUT THE FUCK UP. Now Timtam what’s wrong? Are you alright? Do you need a hug? It’s alright.

Tim, pulled the fire alarm because he wanted the last chocolate muffin in the cafeteria but they aren’t allowed seconds: I- I just though I saw a fire. I was trying *hiccup* I was trying to do the right thing. I’m so sorry.

Principal: Mr. Grayson. We have security footage that Timothy pulled the alarm completely purposefully-

Dick: Can’t you see he’s never done anything wrong in his life?

[ditzybat]

tim: sweet dog you got there. gordon: yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog. tim: still training huh? gordon: red robin.. what do you mean? tim: ... tim: nevermind...

[sundropcass]

99% of what I read is angst but you know what my secret favorite fanfiction category is? Outsider POV. I love a good fic where we’re in the perspective of characters who have no idea what the fuck is going on and are stuck watching our MCs be absolutely ridiculous. I love every version of this trope. It could be mostly text based. It could be mostly social media based. As long as it checks the boxes? I’m all in. You don’t understand. I think the first one of these I read was with Sam and Dean Winchester as kids in school from the perspective of a guidance counselor. I have been ruined. I have read every fic I could find with the premise of SkyGem’s Retirement AU (Yuri On Ice). I read White Collar DC crossover fanfiction despite not knowing or caring about White Collar because I treat it like outsider POV fanfictions with a fun identity reveal element. My favorite My Hero Academia fanfiction of all time is entirely made up of social media bit and bobs (tumblr posts, twitter posts, text message chains, etc). I am currently reading a Carmen Sandiego fic like this and it is such a crack fic. It is so unserious. I can’t put it down. I am so hooked.

[spicy-apple-pie]

I think that Damian and Duke need to have more bonding moments

[gbirrd]

If brokenness is a form of art, I must be a poster child prodigy

[beeqisch]

he is lactose intolerant because i said so

[jetslay]

World's Bestest.

[mikakuna]

imagine being so insensitive that you would blame a child for their death and openly talk about how badly behaved they were right in front of their grave. oh and on said child's birthday-- the day he would've turned 18 years old. you spend your first official late child's 18th birthday calling him brash and impulsive, implying he got himself murdered, instead of mourning the fact that today is the day your dead son would've reached a major milestone in his life.

[sierrabravoecho]

GRRM is so unserious for making Brienne give a guy named Potter a prominent facial scar

[rebouks]

Previous // Next

Robin: You're not really thinking about joining the army, are you? Levi: Maybe.. like, why not? I'm fit, I'm clever, I like adventure, and I wanna get away from this stupid town-.. it's kinda perfect. Robin: Until it's not… Alex: Do you want to escape the town itself or some of the people in it? Levi: Same difference. Alex: Not really. Levi: Shut up. [Levi sighed, catching the side eye from Robin] Levi: My bad. Alex: Just saying! You'd probably still get the same feeling of distance from going to uni, and it'd be less dangerous. Levi: Eh, I guess we've got a while to decide. Wren: Dinner's ready. … [Levi waited for the inevitable remark about how stupid he looked in his glasses, or a specky four eyes comment, but none came; instead, Wren gave him a single, searching look of disdain, then turned and left] Levi: She holds a grudge, huh? Robin: Yeah, she's like dad that way-.. and you did call her a scrub. Levi: Fair… Robin: What? Levi: Did you ever tell anyone anything-.. especially your dad? Robin: One of us can keep things to themselves.

[kikipancakes]

He didn't know that the ice cream cone is notorious for melting super fast...

[ditzybat]

just imagining a teeny tiny tim being absolutely devastated about jason’s death, that he manages to get on to dark forums to contact a mercenary for a hit on the joker’s life.

and who happens to be that mercenary? deathstroke.

tim wires money from his (admittedly very high) allowance to slade, who finishes the job within the week — news outlets are going crazy as nobody knows who pulled off such a stunt — bruce is confused, and dick is both grateful, that someone took the bastard who killed his baby brothers life, and angry, because bruce wasn’t the one to do it.

slade however? wants to investigate, someone finally had the gall to order a hit on the joker and he’s a little curious to see who it is.

only come to find a little boy all alone in a big house who spends his nights following around a vigilante in a furry suit.

and, well, slade hasn’t been the best parent, and probably doesn’t know how to deal with an average kid, but who can blame him when he begins to train tim into becoming a mercenary just like him — after all, how else is he gonna defend himself on the streets of gotham when he gallivants around with an expensive camera, a sign basically saying ‘kidnap me!’ strapped to his chest?

so what if the kid becomes robin and uses those skills in the cape? that’s batman’s problem to figure out.

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