#a feast for crows

[duckysprouts]

please read the books for my boy jaime lannister who speedran his character arc when he realized that 99 percent of his problems can be cured with buff girl tiddy

[thesunsethour]

Jaime deciding to become more involved in Tommen’s life is so funny because his three instincts are:

• teach this 8 year old to learn how to dissociate from unimaginable trauma

• plan to separate Tommen from his mother and fill the small council with allies of his own which should be easy because he knows Tommen’s favourite hobby (stamping his royal seal into hot wax)

• scrap all this and run to the Riverlands with Brienne. sorry Tommen

[florianandjonquil]

A FEAT FOR CROWS — ALAYNE II

[daphncart]

He bewitched them, Alayne thought as she lay abed that night listening to the wind howl outside her windows. She could not have said where the suspicion came from, but once it crossed her mind it would not let her sleep. She tossed and turned, worrying at it like a dog at some old bone. Finally, she rose and dressed herself, leaving Gretchel to her dreams. Petyr was still awake, scratching out a letter. “Alayne,�� he said. “My sweet. What brings you here so late?”

Walking the Eyrie at night, Alayne I, AFFC

[moondostj]

“beautiful, and willful, and dead before her time.” / “he dreamed of her at times, so often that he could almost see her face. in his dreams, she was beautiful, and highborn, and her eyes were kind.” / “you saw her beauty, but not the iron underneath.” / “the slim, sad girl who wore a crown of pale blue roses and a white gown spattered with gore.”

— george r.r martin

[grandkhan221b]

Part 7 of Drawing Asoiaf Characters That Have An AI Generated Image On Their Wiki Page - Rosamund Lannister, Myrcella's handmaid and body double in Dorne

[motorway-south]

criston cole wasn't real he was jaime lannisters dance era self insert oc. the only reason hes in fire and blood is bc the lannisters have connections in oldtown. the maesters are lying to us

[wlwarhammer]

Jon is actually evil like no one is safe from a read 😭

The king? Fatty

8 year old girl? Stupid and boring

Her 7 year old brother? Fat like his fat dad

The crown prince? Botched lip filler

Jon’s own brother? Stupid smile

[catofoldstones]

GRRM did AFFC so good actually. Flipped the male-centric series on its head with majorly female PoVs and then started the book with our resident paranoiapilled Cersei Lannister convinced that her killer is hiding in the walls of the Red Keep. He introduced the first true knight of the series, keeping an oath to a dead woman. No chance, no choice. Asha fighting centuries of patriarchy to fight for her throne. “Balon let her believe she was a man.” “Your father made the same mistake with you.” Sansa and the whole Vale arc? Arya’s Cat of the Canals arc?? Hello? We have been served female characters on a platter here and I for one am eating. it. up. He truly snapped here tbh.

[cannary]

[jaqobis]

the way lady stoneheart was really gonna execute brienne for crimes of being cringe (having a crush on jaime lannister)

[myheartburnsthere-too]

brienne doesn't know what an absolute catch she is and that's the real tragedy of asoiaf

I wonder what septa roelle is gonna say when bri inevitably rolls back up to tarth with a ring on her finger, a sword in her hand and the hottest guy in the seven kingdoms going to ask her father's blessing that's going to be DELICIOUS

[thesunsethour]

AFFC is so funny jaime and cersei spend all of about two months together before immediately beginning scheming and plotting to get rid of the other. oh house lannister never change

cersei v AFFC

jaime vii AFFC

[sierrabravoecho]

Brienne being called out for talking too much about Jaime when in truth he is ten times as bad

[daphncart]

"Alayne, my sweet, more wine for our noble guests." "As you say, Father."

Serving the Lords Declarant, Alayne I, AFFC

[mrxss]

Mother of thousands, in her womb lies the salvation of the world.

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