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ruby-red-inky-blue · 7 months ago

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one of my favourite things about AO3 tags is their dedication to canon accuracy, even when that means it devolves into complete mayhem like

Percy was not named with a fan following in mind, this was clearly a running gag but it's his name so they have to use all of it

#adding the 'percy' in there is just adding insult to injury tho #i'm sorry this is so funny to look at #and yes i do think the joke is hilarious actually. aristocracy names are the funniest thing in the world #ao3 #(on that note tho dear anglophones please stop capitalising the 'von' in titles)#(taliesin gets a pass because he couldn't have known how much this would blow up it was a home game but. psa i guess)#(today seems to be my 'be pissy about ways to get (pseudo-) german names wrong' day idk)#vox machina #critical role #percival de rolo #(the joke is funny but i will not bother i'm sorry)

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fridgrave2-0 · 2 months ago

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hehe ghost-turbo haunting felix au

turbo is connected to the last piece of his code in the whole arcade - a trophy he gifted to felix in mid 80s as a symbol of him genuinely caring about their relationships on par with being the best racer. felix also gave him one of his medals and both kept their gifts next to other rewards, but when roadblasters and turbotime were unplugged, the medal was gone with everything else

now, after burning in cola-lava turbo is basically dead, but scraps of his code still were intertwined with the trophy (after all, it was his first winner's cup, but felix never knew about it), giving turbo an opportunity to exist as a shadow incapable of interacting with anything and anyone besides felix, who kept the trophy even after the roadblasters incident

also I went crazy in tags, feel free to check them out

#turbo #turbotastic #fix it felix jr #80s boyfriends #hammertastic #headcanon about them exchanging their trophies isn't mine but i loved it A LOT #and “darling” is turbo making fun of how felix was calling him in 80s #this hc about “doll” and “darling” pet names also is not mine but i adore it #turbo here is a complete freak who just stays around felix most of the time even when felix has moments with calhoun #and felix is an ass who keeps secrets from everyone bc he doesn't want his dirt to come out #he's ashamed of his previous relationship with turbo and doesn't want anyone to know any details #and calhoun to just know about it #this just gets worse and worse #they also didn't actually break up and were still technically dating when turbo went gamejumping #and he's mad af at felix because he's the reason ppl in the acrade made a boogeyman out of turbo and he couldn't come back #like imagine your bf says to you what you are better than others think of you #and then behind your (presumably dead) back tells everyone that you're just an egocentric maniac #i believe turbo has other reasons why he gamejumped (besides jealousy which took place but wasn't the most important reason)#and felix is an unreliable narrator #so yeah turbo HATES his ass #(but still would-) no im not making it suggestive #anyway i hc that turbo had put A LOT of emotions in this relationship even tho he's bad at this #he tried his best with felix but they were just making each other worse #and turbo while feeling betrayed never really moved on (yes even after 25 years he's PATHETIC)#and felix is just full of regret about everything but he won't admit his mistakes in his relationship with turbo #bc “well he turned out to be a bad person so that automatically makes me in the right about everything”#but felix had made a lot of bad decisions while dating turbo and was just classically ignorant about a ton of things #sorry about this random ass essay in tags i'm done for now #wreck it ralph #wir

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 5 months ago

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Thank you all for an incredible 500 days of love and support. I offer you: answers to questions that no one has asked.

(As always, more can be found in the tags <3)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #a-qing #jin ling #wen ning #jiang cheng #“Hey wait this feels like there should have been way more content for questions” Yes. There was.#I was not strong enough to redraw *all* of what was lost. Rest in piece the original (lost to tea related accident)#But I'll tell you all the fun other things that would have been drawn out right here in the tags!#Did you know my longest posting streak was 61 days? And my longest hiatus was 6 days?#Did you know I missed posting on 92 days of those 500 days - meaning I posted 82% of the time on a daily basis?#I'm normal about collecting data. I have so much data on this blog for normal reasons. I'm also so normal about art. The normalest.#Honorable mention for the character rankings: Lan Wangji! for “Most improved in rank”.#Sorry Lan Wangji fans but until the audio drama I honestly was...pretty indifferent towards him.#I think a huge part of that was due to the fact he's constantly paired up with WWX; who has *so* much charisma and steals the scene #But I've really come to like him a lot more since starting this project. He rose from mid-tier to being in the top ten!#Dishonorable mention: Nie Huaisang. Who fell out of number 1 spot and out of the top 5.#He just hasn't shown up a lot! And my rankings are fickle! They will probably change once I finish the third season!#My favourite comics are: A lot of them! And the ones I have yet to make!#I'm very sleepy at the moment while writing this but I do want to give a huge shout out to YOU.#Yeah! you reading this! Thank you! If you've been here since the first week or just started reading: THANK YOU!#If you've only ever lurked and never even liked a single post but still read my comics: THANK YOU!!#In creating this blog - I have found 500 days of more happiness that I could have ever imagined.#Thank you for joining me on this journey. Thank you for giving me your time and your support.#It means more than any 'thank you' could say B'*)

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meagancandraw · 1 year ago

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You ever think about how neither of them got to say goodbye?

#TSAMS #Sun and Moon Show #The Sun and Moon Show #TSAMS Lunar #SAMS Lunar #Sun #SAMS Sun #FNAF Sun #FNAF #Five Nights At Freddy's #MeaganCanDraw #I love New Moon a lot don't get me wrong but Old Moon's and Sun's relationship wasn't black and white (as much as NM wants to insist it was #YES Old Moon treated Sun horribly YES he wasn't the best person but #their relationship was also complicated and messy and they both genuinely loved each other despite everything #So much of what they did was for each other and that adds even more to the tragedy of their relationship and Moon's death #Sun and Old Moon's final conversation was them fighting #Moon's final in-person words to him were “I love you and I'm sorry”#to which Sun didn't say anything bc he was mad at him (which I don't blame him for given everything that happened in that episode)#Do you think Sun has realized this? How often does he go back to that moment #How often has he imagined himself saying or doing something different? Something that would've resulted in them leaving that bunker togethe #Meanwhile Lunar lost the person who gave him a new life and a family that actually cares about him #And he was in Moon's head for months and saw first hand how much his regrets and trauma affected him #Both of which would eventually destroy him due to the cycle of self-loathing he was trapped in #How much does HE think about that?#Anyway sorry for not posting for nearly (checks watch) two years??#It'll likely happen again #1k

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razzle-zazzle · 3 months ago

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the most correct realization i've ever had about anything ever

#zaz shitposts #ninjago #lego ninjago #jay walker #cole ninjago #lloyd garmadon #kai ninjago #tournament of elements #ninjago s4 #i stand by all of these btw. yeah cole would be serving harder if he had fat on his stomach/his abs were less prominent #but he's still serving regardless‚ esp for the bear enjoyers out there #and i'm sorry but yes jay WAS serving in his gameshow fit while kai was NOT serving #kai simply was not in the right headspace to serve or have ''fun''#technically none of them are having fun but jay and lloyd at least present the pretense that they are so they go in column a #and then. lloyd is obvious. he's popular as the green ninja (having ''fun'') but he's not serving whatsoever #nya's not here but if she was she'd be squarely in the middle #and zane is presumed dead so he's also not here 😞

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oh-biwan · 7 months ago

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Pietà

#Anakin should've thought twice before he decided to kneel for another master.#really‚ he was the one to push his Master to do this‚ to be like this.#oh yes I'm unwell about them and at this time I have no strength to come up with a nicer caption. I feel like my eyes will give up soon.#it would be more wise to take a break and then look at it one more timr before posting but I don't want to spend too much time on one thing #(<tries to be reasonable)#also I'm not gonna apologise for looking at Bouguereau's masterpiece and taking it as and inspiration and creating this twisted obikin thing #I'm not sorry I'm here to commit sacrilege :))#obikin #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #star wars #sw art #vaderwan #darth vader #oh.art #may the fourth be with you #may the 4th

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babacontainsmultitudes · 4 months ago

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Actual footage of Tony trying to talk to Kelsey this episode:

Now what I personally need is for her to despise him for a while then for them to have some big heart to heart and them to become best friends OKAY I'm very invested in what's become of their dynamic and I'm all here for "Punished" Tony the wet cat that he is I yield the rest of my time thank you.

#dndads #the peachyville horror #dndads spoilers #tony collette #okay now to ramble in the tags LOL #Ik we're all staring at Francis rn but yeah I need to talk about how much I loved Tony and Kelsey in this one lmao #I'm a big fan of how Tony's escaping the hospital scene read like a stray cat trying to escape the pound sbshjssjsk #not intentional just how it felt to me lmao #sorry everything that happens to Tony is just funnier when you remember that he used to be a fucking cat idk #Also love that Freddie was fucking up all his rolls and Matt was making all (or almost all) of his #we love when the dice tell a narrative yes we do #Kelsey was just such a badass I support everything she does #The old lady act was so funny Hermie would have appreciated her game #ok ok just wanted to ramble a little bit lol maybe more thoughts later #dungeons and daddies #dndads s3 ep 7 #kelsey grammar

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ddruxyart · 11 months ago

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At this point the bully has become the bullied but he keeps coming back for more??

#whitney the bully #dol whitney #dol #degrees of lewdity #dol fanart #ddruxyart #artists on tumblr #my art #Sorry Fem!Whitney lovers I dont have a solid mental image of her yet so yall gotta make do with this Masc!Whitney #I know I said that I prefer to create character designs that work for either sex/gender bc I focus on capturing their feel & personality-#-but there ARE some exceptions and yes; Whitney is one of them. Alex is the other but I havent had the energy to do their fem version #At this point my games Whitney HAS to be into it with the amount of times he comes back for more-#- I'm really curious what his friends thoughts are on that #The lil chibi is my oc turned pc; Dee. They would be in a real unhealthy relationship if the game would allow her to do more to him #Dee; absolutely incredulous: I THOUGHT YOU AT LEAST WERE NORMAL ABOUT ME WHEN IT COMES TO THE BULLYING #He specifically has those snake bites so that he can lick the blood off of them

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starcurtain · 1 month ago

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Just caught up with Natlan's archon quest and lord help me, I have a burning need to see Alhaitham and Ororon interact.

I truly feel that they would vibe perfectly. Not in a ship way, but like, in the way of Kaveh quietly wailing: "For archons' sake, he's brought another tacky thing into the house. Traveler, please do something; they've been staring eye to eye over the coffee table for like an hour now but haven't said a single word. I don't know what to do. Send help."

#genshin impact #alhaitham #ororon #they can bond over being raised by their grandmas!!#Ororon will bring his best aphid to share #Alhaitham will get Ororon some gardening book recommendations from Tighnari #this is how I get Ororon some gay uncles to go with his granny #look do I fully understand that the lore says Natlanese people can't leave Natlan?#yes #do I care?#no #insert “People with incomplete souls can go where they want” lore apologia here #okay here's how it happens #Ororon learns that his garden is infected by a rare and dangerous fungus that will kill all his precious vegetables #if he doesn't find a cure #so even though he doesn't have the protection of the Wayob and it is very risky #he takes off (without telling his granny... oops...) to the land of dendro to search for a way to fight the fungus #but with an incomplete soul he's even more vulnerable to the abyss's effect on Natlanese people #and ends up pretty much face down in a sand dune in the desert #Alhaitham on a research trip ends up finding him and lugging him back to Sumeru City #Kaveh is screeching internally; “You can't just kidnap unconscious people Alhaitham!”#“This is a person not a stray dog!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE HIM TO THE BIMARSTAN!”#“I figured you'd handle it.”#“You figured I--you--that *I* would handle it?!”#“What am I going to do Alhaitham?? Draw blueprints on his face until he wakes up?!”#“That worked on me once.” “YOU'RE THE WORST--”#“Are you two arguing because of me? I'm sorry...”#“DON'T APOLOGIZE ON ALHAITHAM'S BEHALF RANDOM STRANGER!”#“Okay. I'm sorry for saying I'm sorry.”#“AUGH!!!”

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simpingforcys · 2 months ago

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Oh how I love this man. I adore every part of this man.

I won't lie, my 5-year ago self would be screaming if she saw me now on her knees crying 'why' and all I could be saying is "he silly"

#king candy #gotta love how I started this blog for KCB and just focused on Kc #meanwhile Turbo is over there on the corner like a wet sad cat #like SORRY HUN ILL GET TO YOU EVENTUALLY #maybe #hhhh I need to smooch him #god looking down at me fawning over fictional characters when he made real life ppl: 🤨#ok ok but jokes aside he just makes me so happy<3 #he's awful but I love him like-#MAYBE if he had a different outlet #maybe if he just...... got laid. he would chill tf out #//yes I'm referring to that one video #cuz like............ if he had OTHER people's attention and love and praise instead of having to focus solely on racing attention #m a y b e he could chill tf out #I could fix him #or make him worse if he wanted to #it's way too early for this I'm sorry yall aldjkskdksmd #simp rambles

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jzargo · 7 months ago

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i just want to see these two old men fight (fane would win)

#sophie.txt #divinity: original sin 2 #dos2 #fane dos2 #solas critical #dragon age #dai #reasons why fane would win: he is willing to change and NOT choose genocide at the end of his game <3 #yes yes i know we have not seen the end of solas's story #but even IF solas has some kind of last minute change of heart. fane still went through more growth in the course of one game #i say this going I THINK SOLAS IS WELL WRITTEN!!!#but fane would absolutely obliterate him with one sentence #anyways in terms of character development out of the dos2 characters. solas is actually closer to the red prince #but fane is solas if solas grew as a person <3 #anyways here's hoping this doesn't end up in the solas tag bcs i don't want to be killed <3 #if u see this in the search function i'm sorry

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multiiocular-mushroom · 5 months ago

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francis madoka magica crozier

(the witch designs are here and also posted separately with some lore under the tag 'the soul gem passage')

#the terror #puella magi madoka magica #obligatory magical girl au sketchdump #digital art #krita #francis crozier #harry goodsir #james fitzjames #john bridgens #cornelius hickey #also jopson would be SO homura coded that i cannot even handle drawing that someone please help me out with it #everyone is plagued by white magical beasts big and small x2. now with kyubey in the mix #you'd think finding the passage would be easier with their powers - and yet -#anyway sir john held back on becoming an mg until he was desperate to make a break for it #his wish was for the passage to be found - but he did not specify it would be him who'd find it #so he died long before that eventually happened #also no cat ears here if you see them that's just a diadem or another headpiece sorry #thinking about if hickey made his deal after the flogging #again in a bad state and with bad phrasing - just something like 'i wish to get out of here'#and then his ears perked up when they left the ships and he jumped at the chance to get everyone together because he thought he WOULD #get himself and all his boyfriends out.#well. they did leave crozier's camp #anyway i'm probably not gonna draw more of these so if anyone wants to join in i'd like to see some takes on their witch forms!#also yeah. crozier's shoulder pieces ARE modelled after tricorn hats #both bc he lost the other two captains and had to bear the responsibility for the expedition on his shoulders #and because i just wanted to use a symbol of power in a silly way as some mg outfits do #and yes jfj has a cprset and yes i was thinking of orpheus while drawing bridgens #and goodsir in a beret just felt right lol #also made hickey's clothes less open than the others' bc reasons #the soul gem passage

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sciderman · 3 months ago

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and water is wet

#sci speaks #PLEASE.#i've had so many kids in my inbox telling me “wow. how could you make wade do such a bad thing. that's my comfort character. : (”#i'm so sorry child. your comfort character is. by definition. a serial killer. im sorry you had to find out this way #he has killed so many people. not even always for a good reason either.#lest we forget the first time we ever see him he is beating up teenagers.#i love him. i love that guy. but he is deeply troubled and very. very bad to people.#and this movement to babify him feels so uncomfortable to me.#yes he is a fun fictional character but. come on now.#he is not a baby. he did very many bad things. i think it's hot when he does bad things. otherwise i would not read him.#if i wanted my characters to be perfect uwu little angels i would not read deadpool.#im so so sorry to all of those deadpool fans out there i see who i shake my head at because you love him but you love him wrong.#that cute little baby girl you see.. that's not him.#thats who he wants you to see and you fell for it.#you must acknowledge the horrors and love him in spite of them.

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doodlebloo · 2 years ago

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When you're just chilling and then like a wave of ice cold seawater dwarfing you entirely you think "Oh fuck, L'Manberg."

#as in As we gaze at these swaths of redwood trees Tommy I want you to do what your heart tells you to Consider it good luck for the #election As my first decree as president of this great nation Tubbo no!/Yes Schlatt My L'Manberg my great unfinished symphony #Tubbo are you happier Wilbur? Stay strong. Tubbo I'm sorry I'll make this as painless and colorful as possible #Technoblade just murdered me Wilbur said to stay strong and he was on our side! he WAS on our side!#god god god. goddd. god. they wanted their own place to live and be happy. Wilbur wanted to build a little cabin to livve in.#Tubbo and Quackity would have made a restauraunt. Tommy would have listened to his discs whenever he wanted.#there were so many chances to save it if things had gone just slightly differently it could have been saved oh god.#sorry for being mentally ill but jesus christ how am i ever meant to recover.#doodle.txt

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typewriting-robin · 5 months ago

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Victor: Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

William: I-I did, I broke it.

Victor: No. no you didn’t. Harrison?

Harrison: Don’t look at me. Look at Liam!

Liam: What? I didn’t break it!

Roger: Huh, that’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Harrison: Suspicious...

Liam: No, it’s not. Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!!

Ellis: If it matters... but it probably doesn’t. Jude was the last one to use it.

Jude: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!!

Ellis: Oh really. Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Jude: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles; everyone knows that, Ellis!

William: Ok... ok let’s stop fighting. I can pay for it.

Victor: No, who broke it?

Alfons: …. Elbert’s been awfully quiet.

Elbert: Really?!

Alfons: Yeah! Really!

Elbert: Oh my God.

(Everyone in Crown is bickering)

Victor: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Victor: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

#ikemen villains meme #incorrect quotes #incorrect ikevil #ikevil victor #william rex #harrison gray #liam evans #roger barel #alfons sylvatica #elbert greetia #jude jazza #ellis twilight #I'm so sorry this was a shower idea #sorry if anyone did this but i couldn't find any #also i like the idea of those closest to each other throwing under the bus like harry and liam and elbert and Alfons for this #ikemen villains #would Victor do this yes but as a bonding experience #honestly and i mean honestly Alfons has the drive to do this but can't bring ppl together like Victor #William will only offer to pay because its Victor everyone else he's like no.

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captainqster · 5 months ago

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Karma police, arrest this man

#ffxiv #gpose #viera #lidell #i'm sorry i just wanted to put him in a cashmere sweater and look at his arms #icly yes he would wear this but he'd have zero awareness of his LA wife vibes

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